| wittsend |
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"Gokey's power is stretching his arms."
And here I thought he was "Super-Moses" stretching forth his arms to part the sea of cars.
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If you're a misfit within a group of misfits, does that mean you're actually popular and normal?
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| luckylisa12002 |
| Posted: May 14, 2009 - 9:24am |
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Wow last night was totally yawn worthy. I got up a few times to go to the kitchen so I could go online. The tv was so loud I could hear it all the way in the kitchen and by the sounds of it... Jordin Sparks sounds even more like a man so I got up from my comfortable computer chair to look. Wow she looks skinnier than usual, it must be the dress and the corset they put on her to suck in her tummy or she really did lose weight because her record label was going to drop her for being too heavy. (no not being mean here...I've got extra weight on me too) She still can't sing if her poor life depended on it, poor girl. Katy Perry for goodness sakes sounded like shit. Her outfit was horrible, her glasses were weird, and her hair god her hait looked awful. Well we know who Idol it bitch pimpn, adam lambert.That cape with his name on it was stupid. Yup Paula came in late in the show... I was like where'd Paula go? But she showed up finally. (why do people rag on her so much? She seems very nice, fucked up with alcohol but still seems like a sweetheart. Why can't we rag on Kara PLEASE!!!??? I HATE Kara and everyone I know hates Kara too. Why can't we just bitch talk Kara now since Paula and Simon will be gone next season?) Idol needs to cancel the show like 5 seasons ago. It's getting rather annoying listening to all the filler crap they throw in. They'd be better off having a 30 min results show but then again they need the full hr to get money,you know for starving kids in america and around the world... oh oops I meant into their greedy little pockets so Ryan and Simon and Kara can get pay raises because they bitch too much. Yawn. Is the season done with yet???
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| beatlestitch |
| Posted: May 14, 2009 - 9:25am |
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I got tired of the AT & T store placements in all the homecoming videos.
Wonder if Simon will sign No-ah (sp?) the kid from Rawanda.
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| tpabob |
| Posted: May 14, 2009 - 9:58am |
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Did anyone else notice Jordin Sparks "jewelry malfunction" during her song? As she was singing "Battlefield" she opened her arms as if she was about to take flight. When she pulled her left arm back to her chest, the ring on her index finger went flying into the audience. I was watching the show on my DVR, so I replayed it about a half a dozen times.
I hope that wasn't a purity ring! There goes her virginity--into a crowd of fans!
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| Chans85 |
| Posted: May 14, 2009 - 10:23am |
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I don't know what it is about Adam, but I can't freakin stand the guy. I want to see him fall from that "I'm-better-than-all-you-pee-ons" pedestal they've put him on. On the other hand did anyone else notice how many kids under 12 were there to support Kris?
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| adamlover |
| Posted: May 14, 2009 - 10:53am |
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I have to say I was on pins and needles after seeing the homecoming videos, it seemed like Adam's, aside from the green-bra girl, it was much more humble then Danny's and Chris's. I was hoping for a Danny/Adam finale, which would of been alot more interesting, than a Lion/Lamb competition, sort of like the two David's last year. It would be a sin if Chris won over Adam, with his Jose Feliciano voice (yawn) and pubic-hair bearly there mustache (sorry Chris). Adam is charismatic, ultra talented, exciting to watch and extremely HOT! Enough said....
As for the girl with the green-bra, ahh, wishful thinking honey...but I don't think so.
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| lunareclipse |
| Posted: May 14, 2009 - 10:37am |
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"what loser googles dumbass, and then on the first website that comes up, registers on it in order to post a comment?"
That comment wins. Wins what? Most Insightful Comment of the Thread. *clapping*
Really, who IS the most idiotic.
Oh and it's very ironic regarding Hokey being third considering... Really great post, Chan.
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| Van Dergraaf |
| Posted: May 14, 2009 - 10:52am |
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I'm not sure if I heard this right, but during Douchey's homecoming video, did he refer to Jamal as "one of my closest friends"? I'm certain this is what I heard.
What happened to BFF?
Also, if the producers had really wanted to create some suspense, they should have told Kris he was safe as early in the show as possible. Since everyone had been already looking past the final 3 elimination to next week's expected Danny/Adam finale, they could have created some tension throughout the whole show and not just for 30 seconds at the very end. Knowing that one of the two faves was going home would have kept viewers awake during last night's snoozefest.
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Gokey rhymes with karaoke.
Both suck.
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| Moxie |
| Posted: May 14, 2009 - 10:55am |
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I liked when Ryan asked Danny about his reunion with his BFF and Danny said "we just held each other". Aww, how sweet. ;)
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| annabelle |
| Posted: May 14, 2009 - 10:58am |
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First of all I LOVED DANNY! HE WAS AWESOME!!! He should be the winner and the FREAK SHOW adam needs to go! I can not stand that idiot.. He cannot sing, he sux, "litterly" All he does is scream and sticks his lizard looking tongue out. I can't stand him. I pray that Kris wins. at least he is NORMAL and not a circus side show freak....
I am done with Idol. It is rigged! It's a fake and I aint goin to watch it EVER! EVER! AGAIN! Forget the finale, Fag is going to win, no use voting cause they don't count!
Danny will make it and he will do great, Kris will too but Freakshow will be about as good as Fantasia and Hicks. A BIG FAT 0! ZERO!!!!
So there to all of you that likes that loser!
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How the mighty have fallen. Oh, Idol you fickle bitch. You anointed Gokey the chosen one, raising him up to the heavens and then WHAM! Back to Milwaukee, Four-Eyes.
Our VFTW Pick is gone, only to make us laugh with derision as he gets the inglorious boot. So our Final Two is Adam Glambert-Our-Very-Next-American-Idol-Because-Simon-Said-So versus Kris Allen (who?)
Well, let's get to our Post-Game Analysis -- Random Thoughts Style.
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-- Paula once again shows her professionalism by showing up 7 minutes late to her own show. Basically her one job on the Results Night is to show up and sit down and even that is an iffy process.
-- The Fnord Commerical is a butchering of Matthew Wilder's "Break My Stride." Who is Matthew Wilder you ask? This Guy:http://www.80smusiclyrics.com/artists/matthewwilder.htm
I used to like this song, but now Idol has crapped all over it, and I don't want it back. The commercial is a badiy animated comic-book where our Three Dudes gain super-powers, and it's about as "cool" as Matthew Wilder looks. Gokey's power is stretching his arms. Although, it would've been more appropriate if it was Super Blowing, like Kris did in the commercial and Kara does in real life.
-- Alicia Keys comes out to explain why she's here, to talk about Africa and more begging for money. I would rather hear someone explain why she's NOT singing and instead we get Jordin Sparks (yawn) and Katy (Tone-Deaf) Perry. Anyways, while Alicia was explaining the African charity thing, one of the back-up singers jumped the gun and stepped onto stage. Of course for about a minute I thought it was just Paula going AWOL again.
-- Noah the Rwandan kid has personality and better dance moves than Gokey. Not sure why he's on my TV set, but then Idol had an hour to kill for a 30 second announcement. Gokey. Gone. Two words. Ten Seconds. Oodles of drama. Sometimes simplicity is much better than an hour of crap. But that's Idol.
-- When Paula finally does show up she's dressed like a whore-ish French Maid. Drunk, of course.
-- Gokey goes home to Milwaukee. I like these "Go back to the village where the Idols were born" shows. It's always impressive to see 30,000 people show up on a weekday to watch soon-to-be-former cast members from a National Karaoke Contest. And it's always funny to watch the tweenage girls freak out over a schlubby dude with a glasses fetish. In particular we get a weird tracking shot of a girl with red plaid pants and feathered boa who is CRUSHED when she can't run down Gokey's limo T-1000 style.
-- They still didn't show us where Gokey botches Billie Jean. Luckily we have the video.
-- Kris Allen tells us that he got free cheese dip for life at some Arkansas eatery named Stobie's. How poetic.
-- I appreciated how Kris thanked the 20,000 people that showed up in Conway, Arkansas. He should thank his fans, they're the ONLY reason Kris is in the Finals, no thanks to Idol Producers who gave him zero face time during auditions and Hollywood, then threw him under the bus last week.
-- Jordin Sparks emerges from a cloud of green smoke, looking another 40 pounds lighter than when we saw her before. She's almost attractive now, but she still can't sing. Her new song is boring and repetitive. Still slightly better than most Idol dreck. Fast-Forward.
-- Adam Glambert is from San Diego, apparently. Did they mention this before? We're blessed with shots of 10 year old girls and 50 year old women losing their shit. Shame on you San Diego, I thought you were above that sort of a shameless display. We also get to see Glambert getting attacked by Delusional Girl in a Green Bra, and even more frighteningly, by a 70 year old Woman who tries to stick her head through the CLOSED car window, also T-1000 style.
-- I loved Adam's sneer as he's driving away in the limo. That was pimp-style.
-- Hey it's Ca-Caw Girl in the audience, and that other tiny girl. And the Indian-American guy is there, too. Forgot all of their names. Ah, former Idol contestants from THIS season, you are SOOO memorable.
-- Katy Perry comes out wearing an ill-fitting Elvis unitard and she butchers an already terrible song about Las Vegas. How many money/Vegas metaphors can they sneak into one song? About a million by my count.
-- Kris is sent to the couch of safety first as I cheer. I love an underdog, especially when Idol has spent so little time and effort promoting him. How many times did Adam get the pimp slot this season? I have to imagine Kris gets to go second next week.
--Gokey is gone. And my TiVo cuts him off halfway through his first line of his crappy song. Good Boy, TiVo. Well done. You get a cookie. Now if Gokey finds his niche singing Adult Contemporary Christian music there is a very strong chance that I'll never hear him sing ever again. Well, except to laugh at him one more time when he comes back next season to pimp his Easy Listening-Gospel album. Despite the sheer volume of jokes Gokey gave me this season I don't hate the guy, and I wish him good luck in his singing career.
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I'd say that was a pretty entertaining show. Next week looks like a foregone conclusion, but there should be plenty of VFTW moments to be enjoy. There always are.
Here's a philosophical question for you to ponder... Is it ironic or just coincidental that Gokey goes home in third place like his Favorite Artist Elliott Yamin?
--Chan
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