CI5 Episode 30: Top 2 Perform: "Zack and Jake, Go F*** Yourselves"
Holy crap, tonight sucked. What did Canada do to deserve this Final 2? I'm way too giddy/drunk to do a regular blog right now and I'm going to do a major one tomorrow night but just wanted to put this up to make a couple of points and so we can slur Brian.
I have never seen a con job like the one we saw from the judges tonight. While Jaydee didn't exactly burn up the stage, Brian was just as awful. The judges completely sold out to Brunton in one final attempt to save this show. Zack, Jake, how can you look yourself in the mirror after tonight? Everyone sees right through you and the noobies are joining us left, right and center.
We have every force working against us tonight. Brunton has sold his soul to the devil to get Brian the win. But Jaydee has sold his to VFTW. Tomorrow, we shall see which one of the these forces are the strongest. Brunton's against us. All four judges are against us. Canada's Nazi Party is against us. 99% of Jaydee's fans went to sleep two hours before the show began. It's just VFTW. If Jaydee somehow pulls off a miracle and wins despite this conspiracy, there can be no doubt that VFTW will have been responsible for pulling off the greatest upset in Idol history (along with finishing off Brunton and CTV!1!)
Look for a HUGE blog after tomorrow night's show. Avril Lavigne should give me 6 paragraphs alone. Plus, all our favourites will be back...Smeg, Cold Plates and...Joybot16! In the meantime, please slur Brian as much as possible. Along with being a fascist, Brian shoots cats and was supposed to be the 20th highjacker.
STP (smarterthanpickler)
Along with tomorrow night's special blog, look for a season retrospective coming this weekend.
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Seeing Smeg cry YET AGAIN made me laugh my arse off. You talentless hack, grow some balls and dignity.
Who could understand a word of what Bwian was singing? Has he spent the past three months screaming night and day? That's what it sounds like. He was horrendous.
And the blatant arselicking the judges gave him; that he could do no wrong in their eyes, he may as well have come out and taken a shit on the stage. Appalling stuff.
Jaydee was fantastic. No words can spell out how wonderful he was.
Uncle Brunty, shame on you for going to such desperate measures, that you should feel so threatened by a 17 year old.
PS - Joybot was there already!
AGH!!! MALFUNCTION!
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SMP,
I did not know the Nazi party was any kind of presence in Canada. I knew they were gaining ground in the USA, but personally I find the Canadians too laid back to do the goose step.
Excellent commentary. LURVED it.
Magooish
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HAHAHA!!! GREG CRIED AGAIN!!! BWAHAHA!! LOVE CI!!
Anyways...
Jaydee's first performance was a total VFTW Victory!
The winners single SUCKS! Even Jaydee couldn't make that piece of crap better.
Jaydee's last performance was the best. He should have danced more. X3
Brian's first performance was good...
For Brian!
The second one. Holy crap, I haven't seen anybody tank as badly as this since Derek Hoffman's Move Along. Holy crap Brian sucked at this. Again, more butt kissing from the judges. *Eyeroll*
The third one: ARRRRGH!!! NOBODY SINGS KD LANG!! NOBODY!!! BRIAN'S ASKING FOR ME TO BEAT HIM UP FOR SINGING THIS. ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS EVER!!! *Bites off his head and spits out his ugly hat*
Anyways, when I was voting, the lines messed up on me 24 TIMES! I lost 24 votes because the lines had messed up! Either Brunton was messing with Jaydee's lines or we were getting so many votes through Brunton's systems were crashing. Then when I was voting, my voting buddy took sick. I didn't know Brian (AKA Brina's) singing was -that- bad! But in the end, we ended up getting 447 votes. I still didn't break my personal voting record I had set on Top 14 boys night. D:
How did I know they would get a face shot of Greggie the Two Time Loser in the show? XD
did any one else catch what Zack was saying about if he were going for the cash and had to pick from the 2 he would pick Jaydee because he would roll in it then? or did I just dream that?
Can't wait for tonight's epi when Jaydee is crowned King.......woo hoo!
i didnt watch the show. instead, i was out at one of the biggest college parties in canada gettin drunk and meetin hotties...by that i mean i wasnt being gay and watching canadian idol.
that being said. go jaydee go!!!!!!!!!!
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Okay, I was voting from the Wastelands(Alberta). could hardly get thru for the first 20 minutes after the lines opened. Once the BC lines opened an hour later, it was nearly impossible to get a vote in for the entire hour. They either had very few lines open for Jaydee or he was getting massive votes. My wife tried voting for Brian Meow once near the beginning to see if she could get thru, no problem.
Liked JayDee's comment about the sock, really shut that pompous ass up.
Anybody else find that they maybe wrote that idol song to fit Brian Meow?
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LOL!
very cherry post, and comments... more zany :)
Is the Brunton really has sold his soul? lol