Paris, Nicole, and now Lindsay - T R I F E C T A!

Anyone else sick of this shit already?

Yes.

*raises hand*

Yep. Give em a hotshot and let em just fuck off and die. Enough!!!!

Extremely sick of it. Paris and Nicole can eat shit and die as far as I'm concerned, two fucking useless wonders who distract people from the REAL news that's going on out there.

I do feel sorry for Lindsay to some extent. She never had a chance thanks to her social-climbing, fame-whoring, cokehead parents. Unlike the other celebutards, she actually does have talent, though.

However, bitch is making the same mistake over and over again. It's like she wants to ruin her own life. That's tough to watch. I may have to stop feeling sorry for her if she doesn't get a fucking hired driver like normal celebrities.

That's the thing I don't get about all these bitches. They spend millions on ugly outfits they only wear once and they can't even fork over money for someone to drive them home when they get fucked up?

I know - spoilt little brats. I think the sad thing with Lindsay is that she once showed some talent and promise, whereas Nicole and Paris are just vacuous suckholes who deserve to be stuck on a desert island with rabies infected wolves. Lindsay was fucked from the start - disco bunny mother, criminal daddy. Her siblings should be removed from her mother's case ASAP.

"Lohan Christmas" anyone?

And that these brats think it's quite ok to get stoned/high/pissed as a parrot then clamber into a monstrously oversized car and plough off down the road/footpath......they all need me to smack their heads together really hard. I'd be quite happy to do it. Just wait until one of them loses a family member to a drink driver, see how they carry on.

Selfish little bitches, don't deserve to live on this planet.

Exactly. One of their family members needs to fake their own death or something. It sounds evil but it would REALLY help these girls.

I hate all three of them. Their entire popularity comes from their ability to keep people talking about them.

Oh, wait. I guess I'm contributing. Strike that... who?

They'll lose themselves to drunk driving before their relatives.

I'd say, make them watch 'Faces of Death' or something like that, but they'd probably enjoy it. I think some time in a lockdown-style rehab would do them some good. Six months apiece, perhaps?

Rehab is of no use to these bitches, they're too fucking spoilt to even help themselves. I would suggest either intense electric shock therapy to knock some sense into their unbalanced minds, or perhaps a similiar procedure to the one shown in the brainswashing scene of "Clockwork Orange".

BTW I think LL is the most self-destructive because the other two are too dumb to be really fucked-up.

I read a headline the other day that LL spent most of her time in rehab the last time walking around nude to drive all the men crazy.

What I totally don't get is the fact that she's been drinking in public for several years now and she just turned 21.

The bars where she drank should be fined heavily and shut down. Stop the celebrity underage drinkers cold.

Although she just turned 21, obvoiusly you have forgotten that the laws don't apply to these people...Paris going to jail was a fluke. I highly doubt any of them will have to go through that "pain" again!

There are other things in this world we can discuss that is far more important then these bratty bitches. I likely would care more about what all of you are eating today or how much you sleep on average then Paris, Nicole and Lindsay.

I don't know. LL's managed 2 DUIs now, and she's been caught with coke twice. With increased focus on celebrities getting preferential treatment, I think she's going to have a hard time managing to avoid jeil time. Of course, she could always OD before a trial; that'll show 'em!

After the Hilton debacle, and that fact that she has her second offense even before being judged on the first, Lohan is going to get some serious jail time. If I am correct, she is now facing the following charges:

2 dui's.

leaving the scene of an accident

cocaine possession

bringing controlled substances into a jail facility

disturbing the peace.

That should be at least 5 years with of time before they cut down the charges. Since rehab hasn't worked, her next rehab will probably be in Paris' old cell.

Nicole must really be shaking in her boots. By the time, she finally goes to court, they may through away the book. Any judge with all of this publicity that seems to be issuing celebrity justice will have a real difficult time getting reelected.

I might sound like a heartless bitch right now but does anyone else get the feeling that Nicole Ritchie's pregnancy is fake just to try to scrape up some sympathy from people?? She has not yet confirmed or denied that she is pregnant, just doing weird photo stunts of covering herself up since the pregnancy rumor got started (I am sure someone in her camp is the one that started the pregnancy talk and they are just letting it continue until her court date). I find it hard to believe she has even been able to have a period for the last couple of years with how skinny she is.

Sabrina~ Add on to the list of Lindsay's charges the charge of driving with a suspended license too! What I read was if she got the maximum sentences for everything, (which I doubt she will) it all adds up to 6 years in jail!!

I thought she intentionally got pregnant to avoid going to jail or something. Good point about the anorexia though. I don't see how her body could sustain a natural pregnancy and birthing process.

Well, if some 'miscarriage' story surfaces, you know there was never a pregnancy. Sometimes stars fake pregnancies when they're actually adopting (supposedly, just a local rumor but I don't have any names).

The concept of her spawning is very frightening.

Yeah, I thought of 2 ways out of her "pregnancy" if in deed it is fake, either a "miscarriage" or she could simply go with the "I never confirmed that I was pregnant in the first place and its no ones business" and then blame it on "the media" for her pregnancy rumors. I had never thought about the adoption route though, that girl should not be raising children.

I wonder what this 2nd DUI for Lindsay is going to do to her moms potential show on E!?? I was hoping they wouldn't give her mom a show in the first place, maybe her mom will actually get a brain and realize doing a reality show right now isn't the best decision. But then again all E! has to do is dangle some $$$ in front of Dinah Lohan and she'll sign on in a heart beat. That whole family is sad really.

Hollywood in general is really sad.

On a recent vacation, my spouse and I met up with a family from just outside of Hollywood. She was an agent for some heavy hitting talent, he was a screenwriter.

One night we ran into Cindy Crawford in the bar. The wife of the couple spent the rest of the evening going on and on about how "beautiful" Cindy was etc...

Gave me a friggin headache.

We deliberately did not talk about any Hollywood stuff with them because we felt we didn't need to~ we wanted to get to know them as friends. I think they were shocked that we didn't care who they'd worked with, what movies they were involved in... because in the real day to day world outside of southern CA, that stuff is just not important. But in Hollywood, all of the superficial stuff is EXACTLY who you are, it defines all of you and swallows you whole.

Drugs and bad behavior are a way to escape the vapid boring meaningless crap your life becomes. Drugs and drinking deludes you into thinking that your social climbing papparazzi whoring life is REALLY IMPORTANT STUFF to the rest of the world.

This is why "Idol gives back" and " Project earth save the whales and the african children and their pet orangutanges" fundraisers will happen over and over again. It makes them temporarily feel like they are really doing something.

End of rant. Dont with PH, L and NR. They bore me.

A miscarriage would be so likely if it were a real pregnancy so if it is fake that just makes it more realistic. The concept of her carrying a child to full term is just ridiculous. With her health problems, I doubt she will ever be able to have a child. She is barely eating for a half a person let alone two.

I've lived here in the entertainment capital for years - and if you're here long enough, eventually you're gonna know someone who knows someone and then you get invited to a Hollywood party. All people do is talk about themselves and their projects and try to whore for work. It's MIND-NUMBINGLY boring - I'd need to be high to live that life.