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cynmac
Posted: 11/5/2011 at 2:00 PM Reply with quote
Nadia Turner Location: A little blue island in the sea of red state

FIRECROTCH! Brandon Davis said it.

   
 
sarahinAZ
Posted: 11/5/2011 at 2:26 PM Reply with quote
Location: Tempe, AZ

I heard that not even their excellent airbrushing skills could fix whatever it was that Hef didn't like. Also, they were trying to fix her saggy boobs.

flounder
Posted: 11/5/2011 at 3:51 PM Reply with quote
Fat, Drunk, and Stupid Location: drinking the reclaimed water

Quote "joeyharmonic":
Makes you wonder what she has going on down there that not even Heff wanted to look at it.

Damn, those must be some gigantic crabs if even airbrushing can't cover them.

fieldmi
Posted: 11/5/2011 at 6:06 PM Reply with quote
Too Deep For You Location: Hiding in a Fox hole

When makeup doesn't work it's time for a merkin!





Last edited by fieldmi on 11/5/2011 at 6:07 PM
she_is_so_random
Posted: 11/5/2011 at 8:16 PM Reply with quote
Location: mother-of-bride land

I'm trying to figure out what her crotch situation is. They can photoshop moles, freckles, piercings, scars and even active herp outbreaks. What else could it be? Unusually large and flappy meat curtains?


And those boobs.....like tennis balls in a tube sock they are.

cynmac
Posted: 11/5/2011 at 10:48 PM Reply with quote
Nadia Turner Location: A little blue island in the sea of red state

Someone will leak those photos and then we will never be able to un-see it.

drevil

Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 11/6/2011 at 1:29 AM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

Why can't they just chop a prettier vadge and tits onto her gross body?

lulu_banana
Posted: 11/7/2011 at 2:57 PM Reply with quote
Location: Congradulashens

I want to see the wreck in its full un-retouched glory; that'll boost my self esteem Ryan

smarterthanpickler
Posted: 11/7/2011 at 3:53 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: In your head

Fire Crotch is FREE! Served a couple of hours.

annielynn
Posted: 11/8/2011 at 12:26 AM Reply with quote
Location: Cowboy Junction

Already? I thought they were booking her in tomorrow! Laugh

joeyharmonic
Posted: 11/8/2011 at 4:54 AM Reply with quote
Laconic Bastard Location: Purrfect's catnip stash

I think it was 5 hours due to overcrowding.

Robbed


sarahinAZ
Posted: 2/10/2012 at 2:40 PM Reply with quote
Location: Tempe, AZ

lulu_banana
Posted: 2/10/2012 at 3:08 PM Reply with quote
Location: Congradulashens

Simon Fire all your stylists, hairdressers and plastic surgeons, girl.

Lady WahWah
Posted: 2/10/2012 at 7:10 PM Reply with quote
I don't want a subnic Location: On the last train out of Sydney

I preferred Dina's hair shorter.

Insane
Posted: 2/10/2012 at 8:36 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Back East, different places

^^ Laugh


What is she doing???? I thought they fired her from that Linda Lovelace movie.

otherrobert
Posted: 2/10/2012 at 9:08 PM Reply with quote
Location: NJ

I thought LiLo was playing Victoria Gotti in some Made for TV nonsense.

cynmac
Posted: 2/10/2012 at 9:16 PM Reply with quote
Nadia Turner Location: A little blue island in the sea of red state

^^ What is wrong with her left eye? It looks like over-botoxing.

shock

Lurchthelurker
Posted: 2/10/2012 at 9:58 PM Reply with quote
Location: Digitally Parading

For a minute, I thought I'd clicked on another page of the "Gossipy Celebrity - Photography - What the HELL?" thread.

she_is_so_random
Posted: 2/10/2012 at 10:04 PM Reply with quote
Location: mother-of-bride land

I really, really think she's going to come through with those 75 points this year.

NikkiM1976
Posted: 2/11/2012 at 9:17 PM Reply with quote
Oh, hamburgers! Location: Hag Supastar!

LINDSAY: What happened to Whitney is YOUR FUTURE.


Get help, or don't so I can win the death pool.

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