I agree with the Failbook sentiment. Just blur the names and share that with the world. I've never heard of such an entertaining story on Facebook.

16 is legal where he is I think, but you have to be 18 to have anal sex or something.

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I think this is too long to go on Failbook and there are too many people involved. And you can't see that the boyfriend is 17 unless you go to his profile. No one discusses it on the wall.

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The boffo posted an inane message as of 9 hours ago. I will be surprised if this new relationship lasts until the end of the week. Rex just posted a pic of the liquor store. This is not going to end well.

I read this and it made me LOL

The 46 types of people on Facebook

I am numbers 21, and 35.

I keep changing my name in an effort to make it hard my overlord employers to find me, and I hate my job because of the overlord employers.

I love that. I'm totally #11... well, at least until I lose more weight.

The brothers I have that are old enough to have facebook, are both "The Douchebag".

I don't even know what kind of FB person I am. Probably the underground drunk arsenist scientist. Not even on the charts. Perfect.

I'm thinking that those posts are for real. In that case, #35 is pure gold, and I can definitely picture it happening. My son is 9 and 33, and my daughter is 6 and 34. I am 24.

My nieces and their friends all do #41 (The girl with many emotions) to no end! WTF!

And I would immediately un-friend the "consummated" dude from FB and from life! That's almost as disgusting as the Christina Aguilera menses/tanning/pee picture!! Almost.

I think I'm #1 and #33. And probably a few more. I'm such a Facebook junkie.

I have no idea what this bitch's number is, but it looks like she'll be off of facebook for a while.

^I saw that yesterday. Rather epic. Fucking self-entitled little bitch.

Yeah but he also seems like a real asshole. Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Yeah, that's really going to make his daughter hate him less.

Nothing like acting like an incoherent psychopath over your fifteen year old daughter acting...well, like she's fifteen. That dad's a complete tool.

Especially when she had purchased the laptop herself. But shooting it up, that makes sense, Elvis.

Did she purchase it herself?

Anyways, from what I heard, she had already been reprimanded once for dissing the parents, then she does it again. I guess it was the last straw.

Yep, fifteen is the most rebellious age of all.

At the very real risk of getting attacked here, and with all due respect to my sane, intelligent fellow Worsters - THAT video - that, is exactly why the rest of the world looks at Americans as gun-toting lunatics.

The fact that people actually think that a man taking a powerful hand gun (why does he even have one?) and pumping holes in a 15 year old girl's computer, irrespective of what she has done, is somehow justifiable or funny or excusable or not condemned as totally, psycopathically abnormal is a very sad indictment on the culture of guns in the US.

I have to agree with Lady WahWah.

It was all fairly inoffensive until the dad talked about being "close to putting a bullet through your laptop", and by the end I was just...

If he gets mad at his wife, will he put a bullet through her too? Fucking psycho.

Lady Wah Wah, I live in a red state (Georgia) and this incident happened in another red state (Texas).

It's not just the guns but violence in general that is a problem. If you don't agree with someone, don't use your words, or write an editorial letter, but silence your foes.

People die here on holidays due to 'celebratory shooting'. They estimate that on average two people each year die at Mardi Gras. We had an incident here in my county, where a six-year old boy in CHURCH while attending a NYE service, when a bullet came through a window. Idiots don't realize that the bullets come back down!

Dad probably didn't know how to block the internet access any more than Elvis knew how to use his remote control.

Kurt Russell as Elvis shoots TV (1979)