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Lola57
Posted: 7/18/2011 at 12:23 PM Reply with quote
Insert witty subnic here Location: Hangin' with the Angel of Death

Jesus seen on receipt from Walmart



Last edited by Lola57 on 8/27/2011 at 3:14 PM
   
 
Cleveland Heat
Posted: 7/18/2011 at 12:27 PM Reply with quote
Location: Cleveland Baby!

Looks more like Charles Manson to me.

NikkiM1976
Posted: 7/18/2011 at 12:41 PM Reply with quote
Oh, hamburgers! Location: Hag Supastar!

Jesus shops at Wally Wally Wally Wally Wally World!

dafeedil
Posted: 7/18/2011 at 1:11 PM Reply with quote

ZOMG!!!!! PRAISE THE LORD, IT'S JESUS!!! Who wants to come on a pligrimage with me to Anderson County, SC???? Anybody???

Aerochick_97
Posted: 7/18/2011 at 1:11 PM Reply with quote
Location: Chiseling my face into Mt. Rushmore

Nikki! I thought I was the only one who called it that!kara None of my friends are awesome enough to understand it, so I thought my family was the only one to call it that. I feel redeemed :)



Last edited by Aerochick_97 on 7/18/2011 at 1:15 PM
NikkiM1976
Posted: 7/18/2011 at 1:13 PM Reply with quote
Oh, hamburgers! Location: Hag Supastar!

Somewhere in the back pages of General Chat, there is a Wally Wally Wally Wally Wally world thread, about this awesome video, and poetic song.

Lola57
Posted: 7/18/2011 at 1:27 PM Reply with quote
Insert witty subnic here Location: Hangin' with the Angel of Death

Yeah, I almost posted this in that thread but thought it might be misleading.Laugh Both are religious experiences though so it wouldn't have been OT.


I kinda like how "Jesus'" eyes seem to be looking in different directions a la Marty Feldman.


I wonder if "Jesus" bought some dush while he was at Wally World?



Last edited by Lola57 on 7/18/2011 at 1:27 PM
she_is_so_random
Posted: 7/18/2011 at 3:18 PM Reply with quote
Location: mother-of-bride land

^^Pretty sure it's a rule that you gotta buy dush if you go to Wally World.

chikkijaxun
Posted: 7/18/2011 at 3:25 PM Reply with quote
Location: Playing VLT's and sellin' shmokes

He's baaaaack and he's shopping at Walmart for a new BBQ.

Insane
Posted: 7/18/2011 at 3:44 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Back East, different places

I think WalMart is a great place for Armageddon to begin. Very apropos.


Quote "Cleveland Heat":
Looks more like Charles Manson to me.
After discovering crack and smoking enough to kill a whale.

cynmac
Posted: 7/18/2011 at 4:28 PM Reply with quote
Nadia Turner Location: A little blue island in the sea of red state

Cracked on 'Understanding People Who See Jesus in Burnt Toast.


Classic.

annielynn
Posted: 7/18/2011 at 4:35 PM Reply with quote
Location: Cowboy Junction

They noticed it on the floor three days later, and you have to look at it upside down to see old Charlie. Where did the heat come from to darken the receipt? Maybe the sun shining on the floor through the window? Pickler I can't believe they called the store. Laugh

flounder
Posted: 7/18/2011 at 8:19 PM Reply with quote
Fat, Drunk, and Stupid Location: drinking the reclaimed water

Quote :

"They said the only way you could really get it black was to put heat on it,"


Me thinks someone ran out of toilet paper. Skidmark Jesus? Randy

Lola57
Posted: 7/18/2011 at 10:01 PM Reply with quote
Insert witty subnic here Location: Hangin' with the Angel of Death

Check every wipe, Worsters. The next image of Jeebus could come from between your butt cheeks.

Ann.T.Maim
Posted: 7/18/2011 at 10:16 PM Reply with quote
Chopaholic Location: Morning Glory Circle

Dayum, Lola, you scooped Tosh on this one. Nice.

JayDanger
Posted: 7/19/2011 at 12:21 AM Reply with quote
Location: New York, NY

That's nothing. Just last week, I got a receipt from Chipotle where the grease made a Margaret Thatcher portrait. It was a dead ringer!

chikkijaxun
Posted: 7/19/2011 at 4:30 PM Reply with quote
Location: Playing VLT's and sellin' shmokes

Jesus saves.

annielynn
Posted: 7/19/2011 at 4:40 PM Reply with quote
Location: Cowboy Junction

^I see what you did there. Laugh

Ann.T.Maim
Posted: 7/19/2011 at 5:20 PM Reply with quote
Chopaholic Location: Morning Glory Circle

Ha. I wonder how many pastors are going to begin their sermons with "receive Jesus!" this Sunday.

Lola57
Posted: 7/26/2011 at 11:08 AM Reply with quote
Insert witty subnic here Location: Hangin' with the Angel of Death

Jeebus seen in Colorado!


I swear, all the weirdos are moving from Florida to Colorado.

Lady WahWah
Posted: 7/26/2011 at 11:55 AM Reply with quote
I don't want a subnic Location: On the last train out of Sydney

^ If you turn the photo 45 degrees to the right it also looks like a slightly flaccid penis.

Your choice folks - a deity or a droopy dick.



Last edited by Lady WahWah on 7/26/2011 at 11:56 AM
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