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flounder
Posted: 12/13/2011 at 9:12 AM Reply with quote
Fat, Drunk, and Stupid Location: drinking the reclaimed water

God calling...the rapture at Peet's coffee is on!


   
 
fieldmi
Posted: 12/13/2011 at 10:23 AM Reply with quote
Too Deep For You Location: Outstanding

^Great picture! The Kings billboard in the background is eerily like the signs saying "The End Is Here" the religious nuts carry around.

FenderBender
Posted: 12/13/2011 at 12:41 PM Reply with quote
Village Idiot Location: The Village of Kansas City

she_is_so_random
Posted: 12/13/2011 at 12:47 PM Reply with quote
Location: renovation HELL

^^I wonder how Tesus gets his helmet over his halo.

FenderBender
Posted: 12/13/2011 at 2:30 PM Reply with quote
Village Idiot Location: The Village of Kansas City

Same way he can feed 1000 people with five loaves and two fishes.

8-bit
Posted: 12/13/2011 at 3:25 PM Reply with quote
Location: Sanjaya's papaya.

I don't watch footbal, so I don't get the reference.


... but that guy's hot. Laugh

jawajedi
Posted: 12/13/2011 at 5:18 PM Reply with quote
Will ideate for food Location: Event Horizon

Pain in the ass Tim Tebow. I've had to put up with Tebow fever for years since we get Jacksonville tv stations.

Lady WahWah
Posted: 12/13/2011 at 7:08 PM Reply with quote
I don't want a subnic Location: On my way ...

Quote "8-bit":
I don't watch footbal, so I don't get the reference.


... but that guy's hot. Laugh


Well 8s, his name's Tim Tebow and he starred in a FOTF (Focus On The Family) ad in 2010 promoting his views on "pro-life." So FOTF's leader James Dobson had this to say in 2003, "Communities do not let prostitutes, pedophiles, voyeurs, adulterers and those who sexually prefer animals to publicly celebrate their lifestyle, so why should we let homosexuals get such privileges?"

FOTF's ideological and "academic" Board President is a discredited, quack researcher with white supremacist ties named Paul Cameron, founder of the "anti-gay" hate group The Family Research Institute. Cameron once declared AIDS a "godsend," and views gay people as "diseased perverts with a program to molest children and demolish America." 

Tim Tebow is not my kind of individual. I'm not anti-Christian: I'm anti-hate. He sickens me because of who he's in bed with.

8-bit
Posted: 12/13/2011 at 7:43 PM Reply with quote
Location: Sanjaya's papaya.

Oh. He can screw himself, then. Laugh


I didn't know he was related to them, but I very well know about hate groups like FOTF and FRC. Bunch of no-life phonies.

fieldmi
Posted: 12/13/2011 at 10:51 PM Reply with quote
Too Deep For You Location: Outstanding

^Lady W2 accurately portrays the incident in which Tebow showed that his evangelical zeal had led him to ally himself with groups whose positions include those that are morally wrong. The halo reference is a more current reference that hyperbolizes his atheletic prowess into heavenly realms. I just saw an article that said that his run of 4th quarter comeback wins is a one in 27 million statistical probability occurance but some people are equating his physical blessings with Jesus' lineage. They are going so far as to combine the two into Xmas card images.


she_is_so_random
Posted: 12/13/2011 at 11:20 PM Reply with quote
Location: renovation HELL

A fun fact you might not know about Tebow. How he spent his college break one year.

Testiclez
Posted: 12/14/2011 at 2:37 AM Reply with quote
Location: NYC

This thread me laugh loudly. Jeebus. lol

annielynn
Posted: 12/14/2011 at 11:04 PM Reply with quote
Location: Hangin' with the Awkward Turtles.

How he spent his college break one year.

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He's used to handling many penises a night anyway.

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They "really needed the surgeries"? There is no need for circumcision. Any real doctor will tell you that. This is just weird.

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dude is a total dick snipper
Laugh

Sanjayawasrobbed
Posted: 12/15/2011 at 7:47 PM Reply with quote
Location: Richmond

DAMNIT FENDER. I came here to post a picture of Tim Tebow. Clearly we are on the same page here, as he is the Second Coming.

8-bit
Posted: 12/16/2011 at 3:11 PM Reply with quote
Location: Sanjaya's papaya.

Now that I watched him in that one article, he isn't even as hot as I thought. Whatevia


I need to stop being such a slut. Laugh

Lola57
Posted: 12/16/2011 at 8:08 PM Reply with quote
Insert witty subnic here Location: Hangin' with the Angel of Death

Baby Jeebus Found On Facebook!

WaterMyPlant
Posted: 1/6/2012 at 12:55 PM Reply with quote
Location: Hoping I'm not the only sane person left in my state.

Poor Jesus, What the Beebs did to him!

Lola57
Posted: 1/6/2012 at 3:43 PM Reply with quote
Insert witty subnic here Location: Hangin' with the Angel of Death

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Even Justin Bieber's tattoo rolls its eyes at his decision.


Read more: http://thesouptv.com/latest/huge-news-someone-got-a-tattoo/284349#ixzz1iiGZTV00


I saw the tattoo before I read the caption and thought the very same thing.Laugh

annielynn
Posted: 1/6/2012 at 6:40 PM Reply with quote
Location: Hangin' with the Awkward Turtles.

Will these fame whores stop at nothing to keep the Fundie fantards?

Lady WahWah
Posted: 1/8/2012 at 7:45 AM Reply with quote
I don't want a subnic Location: On my way ...

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