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Lola57
Posted: 1/8/2012 at 3:29 PM Reply with quote
Insert witty subnic here Location: Hangin' with the Angel of Death

^ Laugh

   
 
she_is_so_random
Posted: 1/8/2012 at 3:33 PM Reply with quote
Location: mother-of-bride land

That.is.HILARIOUS.

Lola57
Posted: 1/8/2012 at 3:43 PM Reply with quote
Insert witty subnic here Location: Hangin' with the Angel of Death

Jeebus sightings usually are which is why I started this thread.:)


eta: Another Jeebus sighting, Yea! Not at Walmart but I bet she shops there.rolleyes



Last edited by Lola57 on 1/10/2012 at 11:24 AM
Reesnixon
Posted: 1/11/2012 at 6:05 PM Reply with quote

OMG, Jesus' mom appears on the wall at a gay bar!



Story...

Lady WahWah
Posted: 1/11/2012 at 6:21 PM Reply with quote
I don't want a subnic Location: On the last train out of Sydney

Quote "Lola57":

...Another Jeebus sighting, Yea! Not at Walmart but I bet she shops there.rolleyes


“When she saw Jesus on my hanging verticals, she dropped to her knees,” recalls Patty.


Damn - sounds painful having Jesus on your hanging verticals. I'd get a good wax job.

Lola57
Posted: 1/11/2012 at 11:06 PM Reply with quote
Insert witty subnic here Location: Hangin' with the Angel of Death

Reesnixon, looks more like a cavernous vajayjay to me.

Testiclez
Posted: 1/13/2012 at 1:00 PM Reply with quote
Location: NYC

I love how she writes off her chores to clean the fucking blinds as a miracle. Lazy bitch.

annielynn
Posted: 2/8/2012 at 11:09 PM Reply with quote
Location: Cowboy Junction

It's a dancing miracle painting.

Lola57
Posted: 2/9/2012 at 2:17 AM Reply with quote
Insert witty subnic here Location: Hangin' with the Angel of Death

Shitty dancer. Shitty artist.

Lady WahWah
Posted: 2/9/2012 at 7:17 AM Reply with quote
I don't want a subnic Location: On the last train out of Sydney

^^ Lovely, he can put that on the Skills section of his job resume -

"Able to gyrate uncontrollably while painting upside down portraits of Jesus that look slightly like an oversized vagina."

Lola57
Posted: 2/29/2012 at 10:27 PM Reply with quote
Insert witty subnic here Location: Hangin' with the Angel of Death

Jesus on a tortilla. It's a fucking miracle!

8-bit
Posted: 3/1/2012 at 1:57 PM Reply with quote
Location: Sanjaya's papaya.

It looks nothing like Jeebus. Hilarious. Laugh

Lola57
Posted: 3/1/2012 at 8:24 PM Reply with quote
Insert witty subnic here Location: Hangin' with the Angel of Death

I know, right? I've taken shits that look more like Jeebus.

annielynn
Posted: 3/5/2012 at 1:28 AM Reply with quote
Location: Cowboy Junction

He has it in a little "manger" box? Simon

Lady WahWah
Posted: 3/5/2012 at 7:15 AM Reply with quote
I don't want a subnic Location: On the last train out of Sydney

Quote "Lola57":
I know, right? I've taken shits that look more like Jeebus.


Clap Well put Lola, well put. Clap

Lola57
Posted: 3/22/2012 at 12:37 PM Reply with quote
Insert witty subnic here Location: Hangin' with the Angel of Death

Just looks like dirt to me.

annielynn
Posted: 3/22/2012 at 4:47 PM Reply with quote
Location: Cowboy Junction

Rocks/dirt in a non-working power box. Whatevia

Lady praying on her patio in a trailer park. Chile

Lurchthelurker
Posted: 3/22/2012 at 10:01 PM Reply with quote
Location: Digitally Parading

Looks more like Ringo Starr to me.

AllOfTheAbove
Posted: 3/26/2012 at 2:43 PM Reply with quote
Location: Where the humuhumunu kunuku'uapua'a goes swimming by

Woman sees Jesus while watching Bachelor on TV.



So she makes a pendant of the image and now wears it as necklace. Wow.


Colon should wear one this week to get more fundie votes.

Lola57
Posted: 3/26/2012 at 10:30 PM Reply with quote
Insert witty subnic here Location: Hangin' with the Angel of Death

Does this shit ever happen North of the Mason-Dixon or does Jeebus only love the South?

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