Yep, the right-wing's favorite Wiener swallower is spreading her batshit-stupidity far and wide again:

No, you didn't misread: God is sending us a sign by creating a mild earthquake and a so-so Hurricane that she doesn't approve of Government spending.

She's not even original because fundie nutcase Pat Robertson already beat her to it by saying god was displeased with the USA so that's why the Washington monument has cracks in it.

Whatever small chance she had at winning the Republican nomination went out the window with that photo. Sure, it's sexist and unfair, but it's too damn funny.

She looks like she's a biter.

^If I had a wiener, I wouldn't put it near her mouth.

Oh Michele, if only you realized that in a world of governmental systems, ours stands out for being significantly more capitalist than the rest. If your argument is that God has brought vengeance because of our social policies, perhaps you're looking at it from the wrong side.

Fundy Fail.

Aaand more craziness. What I want to know is ....is she running for President or for chief fundie preacher of the US?

Who likes white people?

(Mods, you can fix this so that just the youtube video shows if you want.)

I guess what I don't understand is, if God is pissed off at government spending, why did he take it out on Joplin, Missouri?

That's just silly, she_is_random. Everyone knows Michelle thinks women need to be subservient to their husbands. I doubt she would go to a fundie church with a Jezebel preaching on the altar.

The irony is that the same could be said by Islamic extremists and/or Fred Phelps. Do they really want to put themselves in the same God Hates the USA boat?

Dayum. I think she's married to Liberace's clone.

LMFAO that Insane changed his avi to that...Poor Man's Sarah Palin has as much chance at the nom. as Gaspy does of getting hard over ANY female

Her hubby is still trying to pray away the ghey.

(and failing)

Yeah, he's the idiot with the "ex-gay clinic". Ugh.

Bachmann just wants a VP ticket. She'll probably get it, the horrible bitch.

^Good that may guarentee THAT ticket won't get elected.

please baby jeebus.

Although the "White Man" vid may have been edited out of context, Batshit Bachmann thinks African Americans were better off under Slavery:

Of course: ANY child born back then was much more likely to be raised in a two-parent household as divorce was far less common, but Bachmann probably thinks they should have been thankful Massa put a roof over their heads and fed them now and then.

If Bachman and her fellow teapers got their way, we'd be living in a world where the Duggar family would look like hippie liberals.

^^^Women would have to wear dresses below the knee and there would be no dancing on Sundays.... or Liquor sales.

There would be no dancing...period. When the oldest Duggar son got married, they had a wedding reception that had no music but hymns played on the piano and definitely no dancing. (And OF COURSE no booze.)

^^What? No booze?

How the hell do they make all those babies without the aid of booze?

They're making them for Jebus so it's a holy duty. (Seriously. They are raising "an army for god".)

Bringing this back to the topic, I wonder how Michelle Bachman enticed the mister into impregnating her 4 times seeing that he is allergic to vagina.