HAPPY FUCKING FRIDAY EVERYONE!

One hour and a half left of my friggin workday on a Friday afternoon. We just ate cake because it was someone's birthday.

Time is dragging on. I'm gonna make myself super busy and make it go real fast-like. Note to self: Must stop thinking about booze and sex.

I WANT TO DRINK TONIGHT!

HAPPY FUCKING FRIDAY PEOPLE!

GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY!!!!!

25 more minutes and I'm outta here! All I gotta do is whip up a few pork chops for dinner, tidy up, then I'm free to join my cousin for a few celebration drinks.

Her little boy's (my daughter's bff) open-heart surgery was a success. He is still away in the hospital.

While they were away in October, I arranged a video conference job interview. I knew it was a difficult time for them but it was the only day we were scheduling the interviews.

SHE GOT THE JOB!

Congrats to the cuz!

See? THE POWERS OF FRIDAY ARE LIMITLESS!!!!!11!!!!

So you're not Jewish then Chikki?

^^ Or Catholic?

^^ She worships at the altar of Hormel.

^Does that ad actually tell people to "Pork the one you love!" I'm down with that.

HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY NIGHT!!!

DATE NIGHT!!

I used to Steak n' Stein but nowadays its

PORN N' PORN

DEAR FRIDAY

HURRY TEH FUCK UP ALREADY!

Chikki just activate the flux capacitor on the Delorian! Let's go!

It's Friday!

Thank you Rebecca! It's FRIDAY!!!LOL I'm home in bed watching Season One of Project Runway. So much for like in the fast lane.

Season 1 of PR is awesome. I started drinking an hour ago. And I am watching my Thursday night melodramas, "Grey's Anatomy" and "Private Practice".

Life in the fast lane indeed.

Preemptive Friday Strike!

Thursday is my Friday, people! Phil and I will be enjoying some quality alone time in a hotel Fri-Sun to celebrate Valentine's Day <33333

Awesome Saturday night. I'm not liking the single life though.

Looking forward to this weekend. I'm so fucking heartbroken :'(

Get all your Frans and head out this weekend with them and make it a weekend to remember! I would recommend the front seat....although the backseat is pretty cool too. Which seat will you take?

Oh No, Chikki, that's awful: we need to find you a Maaaaan.

I'm no expert, but will this do?

We both cried on the phone last night! Relationship break. I don't know if they work but he said he wants to be sure before we get married.

I cried at work yesterday in the bathroom. I'm sure I'll need a release today. I feel literally sick to my stomach and can't eat or sleep.

We were giving out T4's. Normally, I'm a smiling person and I work in HR. Everyone notices my change of demeanour and it takes every bit of strength that I got to put on a strong face. When someone asks how my day is going, it's hard to say I'm having a great day having a stupid lump in my throat.

Anyway. My heart aches everyday until Friday. I still feel like crying today. UGH! Please everyone. Keep those hot men pics coming.

WOW!

Happy Friday!

3 more hours until the after work party at the local watering hole!

He wants a relationship break where we can date other people. He wants to be sure that I am the one he wants to spend the rest of his life with. UGH!!!

This week I had some much-needed retail therapy and last night I was asked out by a sexy, buff European at the gym. Game on!

I have an Anya (Project Runway) inspired look happening today.

See you in the Drunk Post thread!

Pussy party!!!!