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<    You Keep Me Hangin' On   ~  Christy Jones has posted at VFTW! (The origonal thread)

Ms.Tina
Posted: 9/20/2006 at 4:06 PM Reply with quote
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Per Dave's Request...Future VFTW Victory

A list of all of the places we can find Christy so far!

Christy Jones's Main Website

Acid Planet

Altpro Bandsite

Americanidol.com Boards

Artistopia

Freewebs

GarageBand

Google Video

I Am The Next Idol

iSound

Musicbuilder.com

Music Hype Online

MySpace #1

MySpace #2

MySpace #3

Singer's Showcase

Talentmatch.com

Tripod

Yahoo! 360


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thefunnystone
Posted: 9/20/2006 at 4:08 PM Reply with quote
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I left a message on her message board that we love her!

Quote :
I just wanted to stop by and let you know that you already have a sizeable fanbase over at the Votefortheworst.com message board. We wish you luck and we REALLY hope you made it incredibly far on the show. We plan on backing you all the way to the finale's. You go, girl!

VFTW Victory
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thefunnystone
Posted: 9/20/2006 at 4:12 PM Reply with quote
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And to transfer over the messages from the Audition thread:

Quote "ohsnap":
Here is a candidate for VFTW. This girl posts ad nauseum on the AI official boards about what a great singer she is. She is from Louisiana and lives in a camper with her husband and 3 kids. Her website is ripe with typos, grammmatical errors and mispellings, oops, I mean typo's, error's, and mispelling's.

http://christyjonessings.website.curzwebdesign.com/55451_20228.asp

Check out the singing sample under music. Her next CD is called

"Cinderella Shoe's", complete with the apostrophe and all.

Anyway, a while back some people on the AI boards were telling her that her singing wasn't very good, and she flipped out, Juanita Barber style.

Quote "thefunnystone":
Christy Jones for VFTW!!! She can't even resize her pictures for her website. She's perfect!

Quote "ohsnap":
Here's a link to more of Christy's music. The first song on the list is one she wrote herself.

http://www.singersshowcase.com/profile.php?id=6185

:chillrun

Quote "lori595":
Oh dear God!! She reproduced? Mikalah Should I ask to be a VIP member? Laugh

Quote "rosebud":
Her board's been up for 4 days, and not one person has posted a comment.....evidently even her own family doesn't care enough to post something.

Quote "nigellies":
If only she made it to the Top 24, then VFTW can Moan for Jones all over again...

Quote "lori595":
She has a song called "Your Not Gonna Hurt Me No More Part One" Laugh Paula

Quote :
Hello everyone. Well I was missing you all. And I felt like posting this great new story I have written wrote produced and acted out and sang every part in this song. Even the male singers part. I put a pitch shift effect on the males vocal to make me sound like a guy singing this part. This is a song about a couple that cheats on each other and tries to hide it from another. This will be a sequel. For their will be ten parts to this song. So sit back everyone and enjoy part one. Part two will come in about a week. Ow and by the way I mixed this with my headphones so I recommend wearing the headphones and cranking it up loud. I do not know what it will sound like without the headphones. But I like how it sounds wearing the headphones at the loudest volume. I hope you like this and enjoy. The person who inspired me to write this song and contiue a sequel to it is R. Kelly for the Closet song that he did so many sequels to. Well her is the beginning to my great sequel songs. The name of the song is ( Your Not Gonna Hurt Me No More- Part One ) Christy

I'm crying listening to this thing!!! Laugh

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Ms.Tina
Posted: 9/20/2006 at 4:35 PM Reply with quote
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You should really check out her cover of Pat Benatar's "We Belong". She fucking KILLS those high notes. VFTW Victory
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Ms.Tina
Posted: 9/20/2006 at 4:40 PM Reply with quote
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Here's a picture/head shot of our potential first VFTW candidate for 2007:

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present, Ms. Christy Jones:

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Grima
Posted: 9/20/2006 at 4:43 PM Reply with quote
Croco-Stimpy Location: Schoolworkhome.

VFTW Victory VFTW Victory Laugh Laugh

"Who you think you is coming home an' tellin' me a fib?"

:chillrun :chillrun
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Lori595
Posted: 9/20/2006 at 4:43 PM Reply with quote
Location: Wandering aimlessly...

Damn you, Tina!!! Laugh That was worse than the original.

I mean her original not Pat Benatar. BTW, you can get a keychain and a bracelet with her picture.


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Dissgirl
Posted: 9/20/2006 at 4:45 PM Reply with quote
Location: In Hell

Where is the music at? Nothing plays for me. :mink
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Ms.Tina
Posted: 9/20/2006 at 4:46 PM Reply with quote
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Here's another C.J. original: Just one question: What does "drowing in dept with pain" mean?

"Nothing Really Mattered"

You never did see it

Never even saw inside

Told so many lies

Felt so broken

This I always try to hide

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At times I felt so lost in space

Many times I wished to escape

Wished to be in a different place

Just somewhere far away

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Nothing really mattered

You never knew it

I'm still hurting

My heart is still healing

Nothing really mattered

You never even saw it

I'm still lost

I've been torn into pieces

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There's things I've come to regret

And things I can't forget

My piece of mind has not been set

And i am just a lonely mess

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A heart so cold

Drowning in dept with pain

Another cry still comes yet

My souls been tampered with

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Nothing really mattered

You never knew it

I'm still hurting

My hearts still healing

Nothing really mattered

You never even saw it

I'm still lost

I've been torn into pieces

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Have so much pain

Still trying to get to peace

Trying to find the answer to the puzzle

To get me out of trouble

But this is not a game

And you never did see

Wish I could take away the agony

Then I'd go far away

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But Nothing really mattered

You never knew it

And I'm still hurting

Cause my heart is still healing

Now Nothing really mattered

You never even saw it

And I'm still lost

Cause I've been torn into pieces

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At times I felt so lost in space

Many times I wished to escape

Wished to be in a different place

Just somewhere far away

--------------------------------

Nothing really mattered

You never knew it

I'm still hurting

Nothing really mattered

You never even saw it

And I'm still lost

I've been torn into pieces

----------------------------------

Nothing really mattered

Oh Nothing really mattered

Cause I'm still hurting

And im still lost

Nothing really mattered

Nothing really mattered

Oh nothing really mattered

Really mattered to me"
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Grima
Posted: 9/20/2006 at 4:48 PM Reply with quote
Croco-Stimpy Location: Schoolworkhome.

Quote "mstinanadeau":

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At times I felt so lost in space

Many times I wished to escape

Wished to be in a different place

Just somewhere far away

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DANGER WILL ROBINSON, DANGER!
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Lori595
Posted: 9/20/2006 at 4:50 PM Reply with quote
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I'm confused...in the last verse--does she mean nothing really mattered?? :mink :chickenlittle
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Ms.Tina
Posted: 9/20/2006 at 4:52 PM Reply with quote
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This is the link for her kickass tuneage:

http://www.singersshowcase.com/profile.php?id=6185
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thefunnystone
Posted: 9/20/2006 at 4:54 PM Reply with quote
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I LOVE "YOUR NOT GONNA HURT ME NO MORE PART ONE".

It is my new favorite song. I am laughing so hard I am crying. On to the rest!

VFTW Victory
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Ms.Tina
Posted: 9/20/2006 at 4:56 PM Reply with quote
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"Now hold up...Whatchu think..."

I love how she sings/talks the guys parts, and "remixed" it to sound like a guy's voice. But because it was slowed down to deepen the tone, it makes the guy sound like a total retard. VFTW Victory
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Dissgirl
Posted: 9/20/2006 at 4:57 PM Reply with quote
Location: In Hell

She posted this by one of her songs.

Quote :
Hello everyone. Well I am sad to report I did not make american idol. But I am feeling better. Hopefuuly one day someone will hear me and produce me though. Well anyway. I just wrote a new song. This is called Take Me!! I think it has some neat tracks in it. And i put alot of emotion in some parts of the vocal. I hope you like it. Now it is very origonal sounding. Their is no other song out like this right now. I wish however i had a real recording studio and someone who actually knows how to mix. This is not my area of specialty. So just bear with it and imgine what it would sound like with professionals doing the mixing and stuff. Christy. it needs a couple of more beats also, but i can not do it on my keyboard. I am gonna have to go search some loops. But anyway here it is. ( Take Me ) Christy
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Ms.Tina
Posted: 9/20/2006 at 4:58 PM Reply with quote
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All I have to say is: FUCKING ROBBED!!! Robbed Robbed Robbed

"Hello everyone. Well I am sad to report I did not make american idol. But I am feeling better. Hopefuuly one day someone will hear me and produce me though. Well anyway. I just wrote a new song. This is called Take Me!! I think it has some neat tracks in it. And i put alot of emotion in some parts of the vocal. I hope you like it. Now it is very origonal sounding. Their is no other song out like this right now. I wish however i had a real recording studio and someone who actually knows how to mix. This is not my area of specialty. So just bear with it and imgine what it would sound like with professionals doing the mixing and stuff. Christy. it needs a couple of more beats also, but i can not do it on my keyboard. I am gonna have to go search some loops. But anyway here it is. ( Take Me ) Christy"

Robbed Robbed Robbed Robbed Robbed Robbed Robbed Robbed Robbed Robbed Robbed Robbed Robbed Robbed Robbed Robbed Robbed Robbed
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thefunnystone
Posted: 9/20/2006 at 5:00 PM Reply with quote
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I just got to that one too. Robbed

Hopefully we at least get to see her audition. She is such a trip!
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Ms.Tina
Posted: 9/20/2006 at 5:01 PM Reply with quote
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That is so fucking lame-ass. Esp. considering that, according to her website, she is the "best new music artist." Fucking Robbed , man.

I am so pissed, I could choke a bitch. :blazedis
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Dissgirl
Posted: 9/20/2006 at 5:02 PM Reply with quote
Location: In Hell

Did anybody except Dave leave her any support comments? Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh
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Ms.Tina
Posted: 9/20/2006 at 5:02 PM Reply with quote
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Quote "Dissgirl":
Did anybody except Dave leave her any support comments? Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh

I tried to...will try again...hold up...

ETA: I just did:

"Christy--

I really liked how you did both of the voices for your song Your Not Gonna Break my Heart again Part I. How did you actually record the male's voice? It was pretty effin' sweet, IMHO.

Also, Pat Benatar better watch out. There's a new rocker in town!

All the best,

Tina"


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Lori595
Posted: 9/20/2006 at 5:04 PM Reply with quote
Location: Wandering aimlessly...

Quote "thefunnystone":
I LOVE "YOUR NOT GONNA HURT ME NO MORE PART ONE".

It is my new favorite song. I am laughing so hard I am crying. On to the rest!

VFTW Victory

Does this mean we won't get to hear parts 2-10 because she didn't make it??? Paula
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