For real, how many damn Interchangeable Blonde Whores will we get on the show this year? I can't even tell any of them apart since they've taken over the show. And they almost all sing crappy country music.

I either hope either 1) they suck, and VFTW helps one win or 2) we get them all kicked out and make Simon cry.

Perhaps it's so Carly will stand out more??

maybe it's just me (this being the first year I've watched the auditions intently and all) but I feel as though every year has IBWs. Or maybe I'm just thinking of going to the mall, restaurants, my time in highschool and college...

We haven't had a nondescript blondie win Idol yet. Well, OK, we kinda did, but that doesn't count because she's a cyborg.

I agree with you, and other than the increasing gray, I'm an actual blonde. They may be blaming their lack of success last year on the lack of hotness in the top three women, but Haley, Stephanie, and Sabrina were all attractive. They certainly don't have to look for Farmbot droids to get attractive women. Yet, many of the men in the top 12 this year look like they are about 8 years old. I'm going to have a hard time telling any of the women apart.

Dave, there's a typo in the thread. Whote should be Whore.

Count me in. It's like "Attack of the Carrie Clones". She is the Borg Queen and the new crop of blonds are the singers she has assimilated.

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE Y'ALL!!

Seriously, can anyone name this one:

I forgot we've even seen her.

I have no idea of the name, but she is the one who looks the most like the original prototype.

You just know Nigel and Co. are thinking "We can make her LOUDER and SLUTTIER!"

All I can remember about her is she said Carrie Underwood looks like her. Farmbot 2.0

Im not beng sarcastic but I can't tell any of the blonde bitches apart. Lets hope they cancel each other out in the voting.

The only blonde whore I like is in my avi

I would like to register as an official, card-carrying member of the Interchangeable Blonde Whore Hatred Club (IBWHC). Who's sponsoring AI this year, Clorox?

It's like the Farmbot prototype machine went haywire and spit out 50 new models for 2008. And the lone personality chip was split between all 50, so none are even remotely interesting.

Alaina Whitaker

Clairol. ;)

Bitch, you just right clicked on the picture to see the properties.

Bite my ass, David.

That wasn't a denial.

I think we need a picture of all of the blonde whores that we've seen so far so we can tell them apart. Or chop them into a farmbot whore factory.

I can see it now... A big Wheel of Interchangeable Blonde Whores and Nigel's spinning who goes on to the next round

I vote for the latter of your hopes, Dave.

I think they want a male winner this year.

Homer sold Carrie the hammock. Fuck