And for the second time in two weeks, Nigel Lithgoe is sitting in his office, legs on his desk, sipping a glass of 20 year old scotch...and thanking himself that he left this damned show.

Have to wonder...if the producers score the screw up hat trick next week...will someone get shitcanned?

Hmmm...anyone else notice the phonesex ads popping up her as banners?

I think Ryan is going to have to contain himself and NOT crack jokes. The producer he talked to on his radio show said it can't be mentioned on the show. It's gonna kill him not to. Watch his head explode

ETA - someone on MJ's joked that the producers are the new

Ryan, after playing the phone sex audio over and over: "I mean does that even sound sexy to any... to any dudes?"

Of course, he meant straight dudes, and no it does not.

He meant dudes as in "people who have testicles and penises."

Ryan has neither, because the robotics lab that built him charged extra for those options. The TV network who ordered him was too cheap to pay, and figured leaving them out would be an easy way to avoid future scandals anyway.

IMO, it doesn't matter what the number is, whoever is last is guaranteed to advance even if all the tards call the phone sex number. TPTB pretty much don't have a choice at this point but to rig the shit out of this week.

DialIdol should be interesting tonight. The tards will be so confused!

They finally allowed a thread about it on the scaries. The tards ARE confused. I'm sure they are the tip of the iceburg, since they are at least smart enough to have net access and find the official website...OMG111!!!!1111!!

No different then any other week

How many precious minutes will be spent explaining that 866-436-5713 is NOT available for IDOL use tonight?

(And how many minutes on Danny Gokey damage control?)

This will be fun to watch!

Oh, and I do appreciate the forum satire, Johnny... I was just trying to help make Idol a better show last night with my immunity idea. VFTW does make Idol palatable.

There is apparently a 'special' number for the extra contestant...but will that be Anoop who was chosen as no.13 or Alexis who is going last?

The sex line operators can probably sing better anyways.

*removed quote nesting* Buckshot

So they went with 36. No way the tards remember it or figure it out; Alexis is fucked.

yeh, she should be fucked, but they'l fix it so she gets through.

did ya notice too, that she was the only one that didn't have a

phone number spLashed across the screen while she was singing?

that should cost her votes too....

i called the 866 - 13 number jus to see what was what,

and it was busy....ha!

She'll get enough of a surge from the pimp spot to keep her safe.

Wouldn't the same people be voting for Alexis that would be calling the sex phone line? How appropriate/coincidental is that?!?

^^^ Yeah, but would they notice the difference?

Well, I'm banned again from the Idol Forum.....this time for complaining that everytime I called for ALexis, I got some woman telling me to relax. Their forum sucks ass......