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stoofy_t
Posted: 5/5/2009 at 9:57 AM Reply with quote
Location: walking around with the sizzleteen

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I'll be the one dancing and kicking you all in your hideous rat-ass ugly faces when my cutie pie becomes the next Carrie Underwood

Wait, what? That doesn't seem like something his church would condone.

Quote "Cleveland Heat":

What? He's gonna start dating football players now?

Oooh, maybe we'll see him in Detroit! Matthew Stafford is just a young kid... Gokey likes those, right?

   
 
Duke of Vandals
Posted: 5/5/2009 at 10:14 AM Reply with quote
Location: On the voyage of the damned!

Quote "Dawnie":
Personally I don't understand what the problem is.

This is "Vote for the Worst".

Gokey is clearly the worst. Therefore, we need to be voting for him. Perhaps gagging with every vote, but voting nonetheless.

That's it exactly. I can't stand the motherfucker, but if we mean what we say, how can we not vote for him? I'm personally hoping that he goes down in flames, just so I don't have to see that smug, shit-eating grin again, but saddling him with the crappy 19E record deal will be good enough.

WesCAdle
Posted: 5/5/2009 at 10:36 AM Reply with quote
Location: box of rain

Nice of pinkpride to help increase my self esteem. Now I'm rather impressed with myself...until this clarity of self, I thought I was just a regular old fuckboob.

Thanks for sharing that endearing letter from what is probably a shitload of wonderment VFTW has received since the DWD choice.

Snoogans
Posted: 5/5/2009 at 10:47 AM Reply with quote
Location: Lucid period between narcoleptic attacks

Tonight's show has a tough act to follow if it is going to beat the crunked frau trainwreck that is Pinkpride. Hopefully she was a harbinger.

Lighten Up
Posted: 5/5/2009 at 11:27 AM Reply with quote

Wonder if the board viewership record will broken tonight...it'll almost certainly crash.

rosebud
Posted: 5/5/2009 at 12:06 PM Reply with quote
Wanna Cookie? Location: Corner of 6th & Grand

Thank you to all the fools that wrote in complaints about the pick.

Reading this thread has given me such happiness!

Laugh

woodrow12
Posted: 5/5/2009 at 12:13 PM Reply with quote
Location: Principal's office

Hate Mail is my favorite part of VFTW.. This thread is gold..

Insane
Posted: 5/5/2009 at 12:48 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Back East, different places

Quote "Myndrunner":
YOU are the ONES who are the ONES who are the INBREED Redneck asshole fuckface vulgarians! Dave, don't forget to give out the radio show phone number liberally to these tards! Here's to hoping they call in tomorrow night.
(201) 793-TALK.

:)

Myndrunner
Posted: 5/5/2009 at 1:04 PM Reply with quote
ass

All you Fakesters who called yourselves Worsters until this week when you lost your nuts, call in to the Radio Show this week! 10pm Eastern Standard Time just after Gokey stays or goes. Explain to Sean, Dave, and Deb why you are such a pussy and why Gokey was such a bad choice! Bring it!

Snoogans
Posted: 5/5/2009 at 1:14 PM Reply with quote
Location: Lucid period between narcoleptic attacks

Quote "Pinkpride":

First of all "Snoogans";you are the biggest craphole I've ever seen in my life *nods at retarded icon* so I don't really give a rat's ass what you say or think. Secondly, "Van Dergraaf", I don't know if you're talking to me or Peegs; but either way you're such a loser and I'm sure that you get wet dreams about Danny every night but you hate instead to hide your pathetic schoolboy crush. Funny how you mention that Peegs is trolling the internet when all I see is your retarded comments filling up this filthy page. I'm going to spend the rest of my day polishing my short story, exercising, making dinner before Idol and cleaning up the house a little bit (oh yeah, I have FRIENDS coming over, something you introverted fleabags will never have).

Remember, vote for soulful, sexy Danny! I hope he does a duet with Ally; that'd be interesting.

Until next time, friends! *Punches Van Dergraaf's acne-scarred face*.

Serious anger management issues. Laugh Unfortunately she's threatened to leave a dozen or so times today so a front page boardicide is too much to hope for.

San-Fan
Posted: 5/5/2009 at 1:56 PM Reply with quote
Location: By the light of the moon

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starry_skye Posted: May 5, 2009 - 5:19pm

Joined: 25 Mar 2008

So pretty much I don't see how Danny Gokey would be the WORST one...Adam is fucking terrible!!!! He screeches like a little bitch every time he tries to sing....he dances like a little fairy princess and he tries to seduce the camera with his eyes which in turn basically make him look like he has slight down syndrome! WTF you guys are ruining your own name....vote for the worst.....so we dont vote for adam? How the fuck does that work?

Unfortunately Starsky is overtarding, I mean underthinking it:

Adam did not live up to his potential in either bitch screeching or fairy princess twirling. That's why he did not earn the pick. He also laid off the guyliner, nail polish and in all ways straightened out his act much too readily. He bored this board. Besides, he's selling the most on iTunes and Simon loves his ass. What's the worst about that?

Danny is a double-chinned douche. Starsky should relate to that.

How do you explain "how the fuck" it works? Hmmm. Dave answers to no one. It's his fucking site!

Ha ha ha!

Smartie
Posted: 5/5/2009 at 5:19 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Quote :
Bamboozle2009

Joined: 03 Mar 2009

I'M VOTING FOR ALLISON TOO. You got a problem with that come say it to my fucken face. You low-life. I will break every bone in your body. This site is only for the naturally born followers anyway. Get an opinion for youself and vote for what YOU want to and no some website's choice.

Laugh

ItsMeDeb
Posted: 5/5/2009 at 5:26 PM Reply with quote
Administrator

I banned them.

I'm not tolerating threats like that. Not that the pussy could do anything, but still.

Mapa3m
Posted: 5/5/2009 at 6:24 PM Reply with quote
Location: Imaginationland

Wow, you guys really do have magical powers! You pick somebody and they instantly turn into a VFTW victory. I mean, who could ever expect Gokey to produce the Death Scream?! Either the news of him being picked had such an effect on him, or Dave is a prophet and foresaw it coming. Laugh

VFTW Victory

secret chat
Posted: 5/5/2009 at 6:31 PM Reply with quote
Location: Seig Heil Adolph Lambert!!! !!!!eleventy!!!

^^ I know, I still can't stop laughing. It was FABULOUS!!!11!!!ELEVEN@!!!

Via MJ's:

http://video.yahoo.com/watch/5009206/13326037

NikkiM1976
Posted: 5/6/2009 at 2:44 AM Reply with quote
Oh, hamburgers! Location: Hag Supastar!

Fucking non believing assholes! How was that screech for WORST???

Fucking bunch of retards. And seriously, Pinkpride and David Gee should go kill themselves. I am tired of fuckboobs like that breathing my oxygen.

Snoogans
Posted: 5/6/2009 at 4:16 AM Reply with quote
Location: Lucid period between narcoleptic attacks

The Pinkpride/Peegs/Bebis/David Gee sockpuppet was entertaining yesterday, now it's just lame as it continues to regurgitate the same DWD bodily fluids over and over.

If I wasn't so lazy I'd start a troll pool to retain some redeeming entertainment value from the tards like those above and so those of us getting reemed in the VFTW pool would have some way of redeeming ourselves. Laugh

Anyone up for the challenge? Maybe a thought to keep us entertained in the off-season.

fishdude
Posted: 5/6/2009 at 4:50 AM Reply with quote
Location: the beach

In the immortal words of Rizzo from Grease...

"Some people are so touchy"

Van Dergraaf
Posted: 5/6/2009 at 5:37 AM Reply with quote

Quote "Snoogans":
The Pinkpride/Peegs/Bebis/David Gee sockpuppet was entertaining yesterday, now it's just lame as it continues to regurgitate the same DWD bodily fluids over and over.

Yeah, it didn't take long for me to get bored with them. I loved how Dave Gee aka Flounder (fat, drunk &;; stupid) tried to bait me back in after I gave them the kiss-off.

And so far, Pinkpride hasn't been around to punch my acne-scarred face in.

jawajedi
Posted: 5/6/2009 at 5:50 AM Reply with quote
Will ideate for food Location: Event Horizon

I laughed when Smartie taunted Gee to "come back here and lick me."

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