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And the nominees for the 2009 Whatevia Awards are: 1. Favorite Female VFTW Performance Tatiana Del Toro - Saving All My Love For You (Wildcard) Megan Joy - Rockin' Robin Megan Joy - Turn Your Lights Down Low (Reprise) Jackie Tohn - A Little Less Conversation Stevie Wright - You Belong With Me 2. Favorite Male VFTW Performance Danny Gokey - Dream On Adam Lambert - Ring of Fire Scott MacIntyre - The Search is Over Nick Mitchell as Normund Gentle - And I Am Telling You Alex Wagner-Trugman - I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues 3. Favorite VFTW Group Performance AI8 Finale - So What AI8 Semifinalist Group 3 - Hot N Cold AI8 Top 7 - Disco Medley AI8 Top 8 - Can't Get You Out of My Head Katrina Darrell and Kara DioGuardi - Vision of Love (finale) 4. Favorite VFTW Contestant Male Danny Gokey Scott MacIntyre Nathaniel Marshall Nick Mitchell Alex Wagner-Trugman 5. Favorite VFTW Contestant Female Katrina Darrell Tatiana Del Toro Allison Iraheta Megan Joy Jackie Tohn 6. Worst Post AI Song David Archuleta - Touch My Hand Danny Noriega featuring Diamonique - 24/7 Chris Richardson - Can't Believe It Remix Carly Smithson - Let Me Fall Jordin Sparks - Battlefield 7. Biggest Douche Kara DioGuardi Danny Gokey Adam Lambert Constantine Maroulis Michael Sarver 8. VFTW Moment of the Year Danny Gokey screams at the end of his "Dream On" performance Joanna Pacitti is disqualified from the top 36 Kris Allen wins American Idol 8 over favorite Adam Lambert Megan Joy caws during her elimination Tatiana Del Toro takes Hollywood week hostage with her awesome antics 9. Favorite Message Board Thread AI8 Photochop Thread Idlteard and Frau Point and Laugh Thread Laugh at the Mass Exodus of Tards and Fairweather Worsters The Scary Fan Board Point-And-Laugh Thread Things Smaller Than Lil Rounds' Ass 10. Best Radio Show Moment Aperilla calls in and keeps calling back The hosts laugh when Kris Allen wins AI8 Mark Day interview o_o calls in as David and Jeff Archuleta after Jeff is busted for prostitution Zack Werner interview 11. Favorite Photochop  by Beckeye
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12. Favorite Video Allison Iraheta, You are Awesome Amanda Overmyer's Message to Deb Aperilla says Adam Lambert is NOT Gay Danny Gokey Forgets the Words to Billie Jean There are No Standards 13. Favorite Troll Post Quote "abwilbur": What y'all are doing is flat out WRONG!!! The reason for the competition is to get talented singers noticed and you people are ruining the competition. Do you even realize how idiotic this site is? OH...that's right...you want to be different! Well, you are ALL a group of half-witted imbociles. All you are doing is making America look like we wouldn't know talent if it bit us in the butt. WE get to choose who WE, as a country, think is the best! And you simpletons just vote for the most awful contestants. You know what is worst than the fact that you are ruining the competition? You are crushing peoples dreams and spirits! Y'all are malevent, sinister, and vicious animals and I wouldn't piss on any of you if you were on FIRE!!! Thank you and have a GREAT day! Quote "aperilla12": I have a baby. But you're right, never been fucked.  Quote "David Gee": Professor Chan, your reviews are so much better than Dave's. While Dave is just mean strictly for the sake of it (read his stupid review from last night's show - you can't even tell if he's actually sincere), at least you give credit where it's due while at the same time still cracking us up with your observations on those who do deserve our wrath. Man, that was the worst episode singing-wise that I've ever seen. Just one trainwreck after another. After almost every performance they should have played that clip of Peyton Manning on that one SNL skit saying to the kid, "Are you TRYING to lose?" Quote "Pinkpride": Oh god...VFTW seriously makes me want to puke my kidneys out. You're all just a bunch of fugly, uneducated, vulgar, disgusting, [deleted] redneck fucks who have nothing better to do in your pathetic little lives but put down others. As I read each hilariously moronic comment I could picture each and every one of you assholes sitting at your computers, fat and lonely, as you glare at Danny's handsome face on your screen and jerk off because you wish that you're half as talented as he is. Can someone *please* explain to me how this man is ugly? Not only does he look like Robert Downey Jr.--who's sexy as hell--but he's totally adorable and has the cutest little smile I've ever seen. It's so obvious that the only reason why you creeps insult his weight and looks is because you're terribly insecure about your own appearances. I suggest that you join Jenny Craig or do something better with your time instead of bashing successful people. Wake up and smell the roses, you inbreed, trailer-trash hicks! Danny is loved by America! He has the voice of an angel, he's sexy (as already mentioned), charming, and has the light of God in his eyes. Okay, so because his wife died and he mentioned her death once or twice on the entire show means that he's pimping her for votes, right? I would laugh if you bunch weren't so pathetic. I'm glad that Danny is now in the top 4 along with Adam and Allison--my two favourite contestants. He will be Idol, the most loved man in America, and his album will beat out Hicks! I'll be the one dancing and kicking you all in your hideous rat-ass ugly faces when my cutie pie becomes the next Carrie Underwood  Ugh, after spending so much time on this site I feel as if my brain cells have died. The Gokey fans will prevail and all you hateful fags can kiss my ass! Jealousy crawls in your veins like a carpet of worms; I can almost hear them writhing. Flame me, bash me, do whatever you want, because either way Danny Gokey is a trillion times better-looking, talented, and loved than every scumbag put together on this dumbass site. Have fun insulting this beautiful talent, losers! Quote "vdawf": The Only reason I'm on this site to begin with is because I was randomly searching updates on the osmonds 2nd generation. to my surprise and likening, i found out david and supposedly doug had auditioned for AI by seeing this very site in the list of searches. So when i clicked on it, i was so astounded by all the hatred and negativity towards the osmonds that i couldn't just keep my mouth shut. what is the matter with some of you people? you judge me the same way you are judging them just because i am a fan. I don't even read the bible and yet you call me a bible thumper. you assume i'm fat just because i stick up for someone who is a little overweight. i'm being called name after name and cursed upon no matter what i say, good or bad. actually i don't think some of you even read much less understand what i say but then again i know you all are going to just analyze every single word i'm writing and take it all out of context for "humor" purposes. well i'm not laughing and neither will the osmonds if/when they read this trash. seriously how do some of you sleep at night and by sleep, i don't mean passing out from an alcohol binge. 14. Favorite Piece of Hatemail Quote : OMG y'all are some pricks up in here! i take it as a personal offense that you are responsible for Michael Sarver getting kicked off of the show. He's from the same area as me, and u guys are wrong for using your powers to destroy his dreams and letting some no talent ho like Megan Joy's bitch ass stay on. Y'all oughta be ashamed of yourselves!!! Here's a little history lesson for y'all. Michael Sarver is from Jasper, Texas, which is near my hometown of Beaumont. A few years ago, we got hit by a little Hurricane by the name of Rita, and it damn near wiped us out completely. A lot of people around her are still hurting bad from that, and one of the few joys that we were able to celebrate every freakin' week was to watch a hometown boy try and make it big on American Idol. But NOOOOOO!!! Vote for the Worst has to fuck it all up just because u are all gay ASSHOLES that don't want to see a real talented singer like Michael have a chance at a better life. Y'all probably think that we're all just racist, inbred, rednecks around here, but we're real people just like y'all, and Michael is one of the most talented folks to come out of this area EVER! I personally woulda rather seen another hurricane than have to see u jerks hurt one of our own like that. Y'all should try getting rid of somebody like Lil, or Anoop, or that ladyboy Adam, they are the ones who have no morals and that real Americans can't identify with. SO fuck you, you sons of bitches! I hope ahurricane comes and hits your ass, then you'll know what hurt is!!! TEXAS FOREVER!!!! -Carla Quote : You ARE A BUNCH OF JEALOUS ASSHOLES. LOOK FUCKERS, DAVID ARCHULETAS ALBUM IS DOING GOOD YOU DIPSHITS. ITS #11, WHICH IS STILL VERY GOOD. HE IS DOING A LOT BETETR THAN YOU FUCKERS WHO SIT AT HOME ON YOUR FAT ASSES AND DO A WEB SITE HATING ON SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE. YOU JEALOUS FUCKING LOSERS, GO SUCK YOUR MOMS DICK YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. ARCHULETA IS DOING JUST FINE, HOWEVER ALL YOUR FUCKTARDS LIKE PHIL STACEY AND KRISTY LEE COOK CANT EVEN GET A SINGLE IN TOP 10, AND THAT DIPSHIT PHIL STACEY IS DROPPED. YOU FUCKERS SUCK HAHA LOSERS. GO BLOW YOUR MOM NOW BITCHES. I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU STUPID FUCKS BE #11 ON BILLBOARD, OH YEAH BUT YOU CANT BECAUSE YOUR UNTALENTED ASSHOLES WHO MAKE A SITE HATING ON SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE. FUCKING LOSER BITCHES GO BACK TO YOUR DOUBLEWIDE -Frederick Quote : Hey guys. I am 13 years old which is way older than you all are I'm sure because you're all so immature! As you can already tell, I am a very good insulter so I suggest leaving now before you get hurt and ashamed by my words. I can't help it if you don't take this warning seriously. So scadaddle while you can. I take extra course history and other classes and always get straight As, when I bet you guys haven't even gotten higher than a D ever! Last warning if you don't like being insulted. You guys are soooo creative! Calling Archuleta "Gaspy" was so clever! Gaspy sounds good, considering it has no resemblence to Archuleta whatsoever. You guys need some new, CREATIVE nicknames for the idols this season. That is called sarcasm in case you guys are incapable of comprehending. Since you called Archuleta a name, I figure it's appropriate under these specific circumstances to call you guys a name. Therefore, by the power of myself and my well-run club against this site and you guys, we now sentence you to the name of "F*ckboobs". That's right, we will spread the word and pretty soon, everybody will be saying F*ckboobs instead of Vote for the Worst! Aren't you happy? I am! And since it is under the First Amendment which states we all have freedom of speech, nothing is stopping me from continuing my f*ckboob wrath on you f*ckboobs. The world will be so f*ckboobed with your f*ckboobedness that even Ryan Seacrest will be bleeped out when discussing you f*ckboobs! So even though this letter may be a few months late from Season 7, I feet it's better late than never. So enjoy being called f*ckboobs forever and ever. You should change your name now to f*ckboobs because you all f*ckboob yourself f*ckboobedly to your own f*ckboobed f*ckboobs. F*CKBOOBS. -Haleigh Quote : You all need to shut down this website immediately. It's completely unfair how you purposely and blatantly try to sabotage "American Idol" voting by trying to convince people to eliminate the more deserving contestants. It's completely disrespectful to not only the contestants, but also to the fans and "Idol" producers. More people are signing this new petition every single day. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/shut-down-votefortheworstcom Shut this site down NOW! -Kenny Quote : Deb, What kind of credentials do YOU self-righteous, chronically bored losers have that afford you this supposed upper hand in judgment that you THINK you have??? Posting useless drivel on a hate site, ridiculing and denigrating people whose shoes you couldn't even shine? LMAO and I'm the "tard"? Carrie continues to rack up prestigious awards and unprecedented critical acclaim while you and all of your little VFTW buddies sit in front of a computer screen 24/7, trying to punch holes in everything she does. and LOL @ you banning me. why? because I served as a sort of link between the REAL WORLD and the alternate universe that a bunch of faux high-brow, elitist, jealousy-ridden, low-life idiots have constructed for themselves? Ahh, that makes sense. Take care, you raging stupid sweetheart. Get a life while you're at it! I'm sure you're some overweight, bed-bound, sexually-repressed, strap on-wielding dyke who's still living off her parents' money. You're a waste of sperm and egg...ALL of you on this site collectively could serve as the poster-child of abortion. -Moonstruck 15. Favorite Avatar Cinemaniac:  Lint Licker:  RaptorJesus69:  Smartie:  Unravel:  16. Favorite Main Page VFTW Post Adam Lambert Likes to Take Pictures of Himself Making Out With Some Dude Fantard of the Week: Adam Lambert is NOT GAY!!!! (Aperilla12) Full List of the American Idol 8 Top 36 (spoiled a month early) Jeff Archuleta Arrested for Soliciting a Prostitute Joanna Pacitti Out / Felicia Barton In Voting will be up shortly.
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