That's like saying the quarterpounder with cheese is the best sandwich at McDonald's. sure, when you're pairing that against Filet-O-Fish or the Big Mac that sounds about right. but we're losing sight of the fact that ALL the guys are various levels of craptastic.

it's not as if Phil is on par with a Jordin or Melinda vocally. Chris has peculiar vocals but "it's nothing a studio won't fix," plus he's pretty marketable, possibly the best looking of the bunch and is moderately hot.

Nothing about Phil is "hot".

I see us supporting the next VFTW in this order: Philler (2 weeks), then whichever half of the CAKE is still left all the way to the finale.

And in a twisted world, if we still care, I see us backing Melinda in a Melinda-Jordin finale.

I don't see how we could ever choose Melinda as the worst.. she's no Taylor Hicks.

Phil has a real likability factor in his favor. I don't think he sings that badly. Of the people left on the show, I think Chris has the worst voice and probably nobody outside of VA is voting for him. Probably either him or Lakiche gone next week.

If Phil is the next worster, I honestly think he can win the whole thing.

:omg Oh noez, I bet he's scared now. Jeanne wants to talk to him privately.

Jeanne, it says your status here is still a penis with ears.

You do realize the only way to change that is by posting more messages right?

So come on, write us back.

We all love having you here in a way similar to how we loved having Sanjaya on AI.

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I don't see how we could ever choose Melinda as the worst.. she's no Taylor Hicks.

As much as I agree with that, Melinda is a marketing nightmare. Jordan is cute, slender and young-looking, Melinda is...not.

Did that guy just say Jordin was slender?

Dude, you must be married to a hippopotamus.

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Did that guy just say Jordin was slender?

Dude, you must be married to a hippopotamus.

Wrong. My husband is married to one.

Well, two out of three ain't bad.

Yes, I'm a

Melinda's ass has to be at least 3 inches smaller than Jordin's.

Man, all this talk about asses, specifically Melinda's and Jordins....well, Im gonna go take a cold shower :chickenlittle

I swear Phillippi jumped in a DeLorian, had a sex change and made a career change. That is the true story of Jordin Sparks.

God, that would be like finding out Gina is really a man, horrible horrible news :omg

ha ha Sure.......

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Both this Jeanne and the Jeanne at the old board are from the same town in Washington from their IP addresses (even though we like to mock her, we won't give out the town), so I think it's gotta be her. She never seemed all that intelligent to me to begin with.

Washington? So does that mean the picture of Jeanne at work posted a while back is actually likely her? I don't think CSI Jeanne Smith ever reached a definitive. And the whole point of that was that the picture was from Washington and so is Blake and Blake has an aunt named Jeanne Smith! So is Jeanne actually Blake's aunt? Somebody tell Blake that his aunt is pimping for Phil!

On a similar note, firends are for dating. http://www.firends.com But mostly it seems to be for African American dating and we all know Jeanne wouldn't go there. They do have Christian dating, too, though, so maybe she is fixing up her daughters. But not with people who don't look American or anything like that.

As for me, I will never love any racist other than Jeanne.

That's not nice, laughing at your dog's expense. Being mean to animals makes baby jesus cry.

Hey Dame Eddy, are you guys getting American Idol in Australia?

How does it compare popularity wise to Oz Idol?

Is cow tipping OK?

Cow tipping is just fine, Auntie Sab. Cows don't have feelings, not like people or dogs or vampire lords.