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American Idol 11
~ Ryan Seacrest: It's Not Easy Being Orange
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AlexDSSF
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Posted: 12/30/2007 at 3:26 PM
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Location: Vallejo, CA, USA
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Hands up if you think, nay, believe that Ryan Seacrest is the biggest whore in the world today. (raises hand) He is not fit to diaper Dick Clark.
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smarterthanpickler
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Posted: 12/30/2007 at 3:30 PM
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Location: In your head
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Dick Clark looks embalmed.
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Brooklyn
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Posted: 12/30/2007 at 3:54 PM
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Sanjaya Baby Momma
Location: NY
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Quote "smarterthanpickler": Dick Clark looks embalmed.  omg
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focal_object
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Posted: 12/30/2007 at 4:30 PM
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DayTripper
Location: The Cellar
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Time to hang it up, Dick.
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thefunnystone
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Posted: 12/30/2007 at 6:29 PM
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Fergie makes Ryan look even more feminine. And Ryan makes Fergie look even more masculine. Bad choices.
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Nightwing69
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Posted: 12/30/2007 at 6:55 PM
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VFTW's Junkyard Dawg
Location: Philadelphia
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Quote "thefunnystone": Fergie makes Ryan look even more feminine. And Ryan makes Fergie look even more masculine. Bad choices. DEAD-ON CORRECT, Dave. And Dick looks like a ventriloquist's dummy...wooden, deadend, lifeless, depending on formaldehyde and embalming fluid to exist so that it can attempt day-to-day to functions, and can only work with an entire hand and forearm up its ass. Hmmmm...that may make Ryan work better, too... Hey, Ryan? Whaddya' say about a hand and a forearm up your ass?   We have a winner! 'Nuff said... M-Dawg
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NikkisMan
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Posted: 12/31/2007 at 9:17 AM
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Location: Gumdrop Lane
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Quote "NikkisMan": Try as I might, I can't help wanting to crawl into his lap and watch a movie about gladiators. "Doesn't he look like he smells good?" - Leona Campbell MAD TV Anybody see his new Crest commercial? Some guy talks about how women use stuff to "smell good". Ryan snaps back "Everyone likes to smell nice. It makes people like them more!" Then he gets close to some chick who starts smelling him. It turns out it's because of his toothpaste. This commercial must be on YouTube by now. I'll try to find it. Ryan does seem to be the type to have 50 bottles of cologne in his bathroom, though. :omg
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Piggingator
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Posted: 1/2/2008 at 10:16 AM
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Location: Canada
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Nightwing69
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Posted: 1/2/2008 at 10:26 AM
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VFTW's Junkyard Dawg
Location: Philadelphia
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404 Error
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Posted: 1/2/2008 at 11:29 AM
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It really does. Good ole' Dick yanking what his name says best. Notice Ryan and Fergie trying to get the poor man drunk(er)?
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NikkisMan
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Posted: 1/6/2008 at 12:56 PM
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Location: Gumdrop Lane
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Hello: In honor of Season 7, I have a new avatar. Look !!
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Xenophanes
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Posted: 1/6/2008 at 2:09 PM
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Banned
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That is...beautiful
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NormalFull
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Posted: 1/6/2008 at 11:45 PM
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Location: the other end of the busy signal
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surprised the thread title isn't 'Seacrust' by now...
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sunshine8503
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Posted: 1/7/2008 at 2:13 AM
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Suck it, Bitches!
Location: Self-important hypocrite & sadistic net nerd
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Love the new avi Nikkisman
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Nightwing69
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Posted: 1/7/2008 at 8:50 AM
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VFTW's Junkyard Dawg
Location: Philadelphia
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Quote "NikkisMan": Hello: In honor of Season 7, I have a new avatar. Look !! YOWZUH!!! M-Dawg (Quoting Janet Weiss) - "Well, I don't like men with too many muscles."
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magooish
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Posted: 1/7/2008 at 9:21 AM
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Magoo, you've done it again!
Location: Cartoon land
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Love the new "Seacrest rubbing his cream all over his lover's body" Avi.
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Bibulus
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Posted: 1/7/2008 at 10:26 AM
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Location: In a Van down by the River
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Great Avi Nikki. Wasn't that from quite a few years ago pre-Idol on a local SoCal station? I know I've seen it somewhere before.
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Xenophanes
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Posted: 1/7/2008 at 12:09 PM
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You Tube original clip, must sign in as an adult!!!??? Link
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Xenophanes
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Posted: 1/7/2008 at 12:14 PM
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Banned
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ItsMeDeb
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Posted: 1/7/2008 at 12:28 PM
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It's too bad it's not a clearer video: 
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