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American Idol 11
~ Colton Dixon - Likes to Expand His Box
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thefunnystone
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Posted: 1/15/2011 at 1:35 AM
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I'm not sure I can take this one. He's an effeminate straight kid who loves loves loves him some Jesus. It's like fucking Castro all over again.
(Michael) Colton Dixon
** Brother of Schyler Dixon Age: 19 Hometown: MURFREESBORO, TENNESSEE Audition City: Nashville Audition Song: Hanging by a Moment by Lifehouse
Him and his sister after trying out
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NikkiM1976
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Posted: 1/15/2011 at 1:42 AM
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Oh, hamburgers!
Location: Hag Supastar!
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He even has cockhead's haircut! 
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Insane
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Posted: 1/15/2011 at 2:04 AM
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Location: Back East, different places
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Just wait til he realizes he's gay!
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Smartie
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Posted: 1/15/2011 at 2:05 AM
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Anorexia Face
Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O
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Eugh  the douche is strong in this one
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Fallen Angel Gabriel
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Posted: 1/15/2011 at 2:07 AM
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Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec
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Smartie
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Posted: 1/15/2011 at 2:08 AM
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Anorexia Face
Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O
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Insane
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Posted: 1/15/2011 at 2:08 AM
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His daddy? ETA: Postgasm!!!
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Mysterioso
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Posted: 1/15/2011 at 2:21 AM
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CUNT
Location: In The Aether
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I hate him. Die, Jesus loving Twink!
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Smartie
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Posted: 1/15/2011 at 2:39 AM
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Anorexia Face
Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O
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I'd rather Colton Swan the toilet brush. Can we send this one back and do a swap?
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anonymous123
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Posted: 1/19/2011 at 12:01 AM
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You guys don't even know what you're talking about. I know Colton personally, and he is neither a "douche" nor "gay." And yes, he loves Jesus and church. He has a Christian band for crying out loud! But he really doesn't try to shove the whole Jesus thing down people's throats like some people do. He's a totally normal,heterosexual,nice,fun guy with an awesome voice. Just listen to him sing before you judge him, okay? Thanks
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thefunnystone
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Posted: 1/19/2011 at 12:03 AM
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Quote "anonymous123": You guys don't even know what you're talking about. I know Colton personally, and he is neither a "douche" nor "gay." And yes, he loves Jesus and church. He has a Christian band for crying out loud! But he really doesn't try to shove the whole Jesus thing down people's throats like some people do. He's a totally normal,heterosexual,nice,fun guy with an awesome voice. Just listen to him sing before you judge him, okay? Thanks So, got any actual information on him that isn't boring?
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ponymom
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Posted: 1/19/2011 at 12:05 AM
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Location: in it to win it!
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Anonymous, no one has written a thing about this guy in four days. Now that you have posted that you've brought him back to top of the list! 
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Cinemaniac86
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Posted: 1/19/2011 at 12:16 AM
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Location: Paul's Dance Academy.
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^Nobody has anything to say about this male IBW cuntbag.
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Smartie
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Posted: 1/19/2011 at 12:18 AM
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Anorexia Face
Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O
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Quote "anonymous123": I know Colton personally Prove it.
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Insane
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Posted: 1/19/2011 at 3:35 AM
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^^ Yearbook photos are acceptable.
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chikkijaxun
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Posted: 1/19/2011 at 8:47 AM
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Location: Playing VLT's and sellin' shmokes
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Quote "anonymous123": He has a Christian band for crying out loud! But he really doesn't try to shove the whole Jesus thing down people's throats like some people do. Christian band + not trying to shove things down people's throats = Gay * 10
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Fallen Angel Gabriel
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Posted: 1/19/2011 at 9:21 AM
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Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec
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Quote "Smartie": Prove it. I agree with Smartie. Anyone could easily come here and say they know a contestant and say whatever they want. Do you have a picture of yourself with him you could post? Thanks.
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sarahinAZ
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Posted: 1/19/2011 at 10:34 AM
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Location: Tempe, AZ
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OMG, all these contestants have so many tards already.
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she_is_so_random
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Posted: 1/19/2011 at 10:53 AM
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Location: mother-of-bride land
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I personally think this one, with his "look" and his in-your-face Jesusness, will be responsible for the most dusty vaginas exploding this season.
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Fallen Angel Gabriel
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Posted: 1/19/2011 at 11:18 AM
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Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec
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If he is in the Top 20, they will depimp the crap out of him like they did with Tim Urban.
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joeyharmonic
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Posted: 1/19/2011 at 11:27 AM
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Laconic Bastard
Location: Purrfect's catnip stash
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Let's hope he can't sing, otherwise there's not much point him being on the show.
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