"Christopher Medina"

Please, tell me this is not true. Chris Medina AGAIN?

Different Chris Medina.

This is Shelby Tweten, the one the judges are supposedly tarding over. She's a model as well, so her ass will be out the door when the frauen get their chubby hands on their phones.

^^ Yep. WAY too pretty for this show.

I think the Christopher Medina on the list is this recycled one from AI8:

Or at least I hope to god it is.

A model?

I guess anyone can be a model nowadays. Can I become a model? A supermodel, maybe?

Chreigton Fraker is one the judges like too supposedly. At first I thought he was like a lesbian.

He's got strong potential

Chreigton Fraker? Now they're just making names up.

Apparently he and his friend Gabrielle Porro were at the St. Louis Museum or something and she stuck her hand on one of the exhibits called the Puking Pig and she lost a few of her fingers. I think she might have been drunk. Anyway, she sued the museum and the jury found her mostly responsible but still made the museum pay her 100,000 dollars.

Jane Carrey is the daughter of Jim Carrey.

As if we needed more straight-up karaoke singers... He can't even keep up with the music!

But whatevs... his voice is funny and he looks weird even in the dark. I see VFTW potential.

Where's Mini Beasty Cashho on that list?? It's a girl's year, y'all!!

I didn't count (because I didn't care enough to) but it looks like a majority of the names are female. They're going to get a girl winner if it kills them, dammit.

Oh God . . . only on VFTW could I read such a gorgeously hilarous snippet like that.

Angie Zeiderman <3 <3 <3

^^There's your Season 11 winner right there.

Angie Z for the win!!!!!

Hilarious.

Does she fancy herself some type of poor man's Lady Gaga?

How much does she charge for half an hour?

* retracts kitty claws *

So is she a Dita Von Teese wannabe with some sort of singing ability? She kinda looks all kinds of awesome I gotta say.

The fraus won't vote for her.

Fodder.