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Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 1/5/2012 at 2:52 PM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

Reed Grimm

Age: 26

Hometown: Elsworth, WI

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MySpazz


They are already pimping this asshole on the promos for singing the Family Matters song, a joke that two other people already did last year. And he's in the Top 40.


He's also AI10 contestant Caleb Hawley's cousin.



YouTube - He Wants to Sex You Up (obvious Casey Abrams redux/wannabe)



Last edited by thefunnystone on 3/1/2012 at 10:48 PM
   
 
Insane
Posted: 1/5/2012 at 3:48 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Back East, different places

He stole someone else's idea to pass off as his own? Top 10 material for sure.

yojipoop
Posted: 1/5/2012 at 4:58 PM Reply with quote
Location: Thank God, it's over! WGWG5 FTW!

Meh, I'd say he's a little more Monistat 7 than Massengill...

annielynn
Posted: 1/5/2012 at 8:21 PM Reply with quote
Location: Cowboy Junction

Quote :
Reed Grimm

Age: 26

Chile Yeah, so am I. He's so homely, I almost feel sorry for him. Frau magnet.

YouTube - He Wants to Sex You UpThat sucks a nail out of a 2 x 4.

thefunnystone
Posted: 1/5/2012 at 9:27 PM Reply with quote
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Of course there are already Reed Grimm shirtless pics.


Frau bait. But he seems just irreverent enough that I think I'll like him. If he takes the show seriously, then he's dead to me.

beanhead
Posted: 1/5/2012 at 10:25 PM Reply with quote
Location: Out in the Countryside

He's boring...I just looked up his 'record' in WI (we have open court records online) and all he's had is a speeding ticket & alcoholic beverages in a prohibited area.

Darn. I was hoping for something much more controversial! :)

Knative07
Posted: 1/5/2012 at 10:35 PM Reply with quote

At about 1:45 he's on a toilet He says "This song is so good, I am not going to wipe."

Singing Tom Jones

He dances like a drunk chicken

thefunnystone
Posted: 1/5/2012 at 10:46 PM Reply with quote
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He's the first toilet pic of the season.


joeyharmonic
Posted: 1/6/2012 at 1:26 AM Reply with quote
Laconic Bastard Location: Purrfect's catnip stash

He's Greasy and Ugly, the Frauen will just eat him up.


Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 1/6/2012 at 1:06 PM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

I've already seen tons of "ZOMG SO HOTT!!!11" comments about him. I think he's just a better-looking clone of Casey Abrams.

GuitarMan
Posted: 1/6/2012 at 2:47 PM Reply with quote

All depends upon what J. Lo wants to do with him. Tyler will push for some young hotties, Randy can't hear anymore, so will go with whatever looks like the right balance for the top 24, then 12. (For Randy, everyone will have pitch-problems or he won't be able to figure-out what type of artist they are)

smarterthanpickler
Posted: 1/6/2012 at 4:55 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: In your head

I'm amazed by all the drooling for him; It shows how desperate and pathetic people are.

she_is_so_random
Posted: 1/6/2012 at 5:04 PM Reply with quote
Location: mother-of-bride land

The droolers must think big nose = big peen.



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Anonymous41
Posted: 1/6/2012 at 5:27 PM Reply with quote

Seriously, you can't watch this and not want this guy in the top 12.

Link


I know the guy. He's a cool cat.


Also, this is another version of his audition song.

FamilyMatters



Link fixed by admin



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Insane
Posted: 1/6/2012 at 5:33 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Back East, different places

^^ OK, I'm more or less sold.


With that said, if we have early love for him, he probably doesn't stand a chance. Our early faves rarely make it, unless they look like Antonella Barba.


Hopefully, TPTB want him as comic relief a la Normund Gentle, but less radical.

smarterthanpickler
Posted: 1/6/2012 at 5:48 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: In your head

Tom Jones + spastic dancing = VFTW Victory!


He just needs to do something that'll turn off the fraus who'll latch onto him, like calling them smelly as Madam did.

Insane
Posted: 1/6/2012 at 6:16 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Back East, different places

That only made the cows hotter. Barf

CueTheStampede
Posted: 1/6/2012 at 6:49 PM Reply with quote

He's sexy as Hell TBH...

8-bit
Posted: 1/6/2012 at 7:36 PM Reply with quote
Location: Sanjaya's papaya.

Looks gross and a "try to be funny but don't achieve it" type.

Insane
Posted: 1/6/2012 at 7:47 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Back East, different places

Quote "CueTheStampede":
He's sexy as Hell TBH...
I wouldn't go THAT far...Laugh, but he's a vast improvement over the fugly likes of Gokey, Madam, Clay, etc.

tardlove
Posted: 1/6/2012 at 8:12 PM Reply with quote
Location: USA

I think he's brutally ugly. Love the dancing though. Laugh


The frauen are going to love him dearly.

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