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American Idol 11
~ Jermaine Jones - Milk Chocolate Shitcanned
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Insane
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Posted: 1/7/2012 at 3:04 PM
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Location: Back East, different places
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Unlike most contestants, Jermaine had the good sense to make his Twitter private and his MySpace nonexistant. However, Knative07 found some photos and videos.
Miss thang here has some VFTW potential. He sings, raps, takes sexually provocative photos, and generally gets down with his bad self. Like, in an OH GURRRRRL kind of way. 
MILK CHOCOLATE CRUNCH  
Hopefully he won't go all closety. He has potential.
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Lady WahWah
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Posted: 1/7/2012 at 5:50 PM
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I don't want a subnic
Location: On the last train out of Sydney
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Banjee. 
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smarterthanpickler
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Posted: 1/7/2012 at 6:12 PM
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Location: In your head
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A 300 pound tranny? VFTW is there!
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Lola57
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Posted: 1/7/2012 at 6:37 PM
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Insert witty subnic here
Location: Hangin' with the Angel of Death
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He's not the tranny, he's the one on the left.....in every single picture except the one of him by himself. Weird.
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smarterthanpickler
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Posted: 1/7/2012 at 7:03 PM
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Location: In your head
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Quote : He's not the tranny
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CueTheStampede
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Posted: 1/7/2012 at 8:04 PM
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Why do these 300 lb fatties think they are somehow "hot"? Lose some fucking weight... 
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Reesnixon
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Posted: 1/7/2012 at 8:06 PM
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6'8" standing next to Seacrest will be hilarious. Bring it.
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annielynn
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Posted: 1/7/2012 at 10:41 PM
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Location: Cowboy Junction
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Ermm... whazzup with the gangsta baby momma?  Eta: The "alwaysn2u drunk as hell video" is <33333.
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Insane
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Posted: 1/7/2012 at 10:52 PM
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Location: Back East, different places
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What gangsta baby momma?  I don't see one.
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annielynn
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Posted: 1/7/2012 at 11:17 PM
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Location: Cowboy Junction
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Da chick in da pink and white checkered halter top. Or is she just fat?
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Insane
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Posted: 1/8/2012 at 3:23 PM
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Location: Back East, different places
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Yeah, not gangsta. Suburban.
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yojipoop
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Posted: 1/8/2012 at 6:13 PM
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Location: Thank God, it's over! WGWG5 FTW!
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For a second, I thought it was a pic of Notorious BIG and Lil' Kim. Sorry BIG...
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8-bit
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Posted: 1/9/2012 at 1:39 AM
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Location: Sanjaya's papaya.
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Love his obvious gayness and love your new avatar, Insane.
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GuitarMan
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Posted: 1/10/2012 at 12:43 AM
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Another Big Mike?? Depends on whether they have another big-man of interest to fill the role.
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dafeedil
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Posted: 1/10/2012 at 5:10 AM
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Ooooh, I like this one. He could prove to be very chopworthy!
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urbanaries
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Posted: 1/10/2012 at 3:46 PM
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Location: BGWG FTW
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6-8 280 is not "fattie"...um have you ever met a football player? This guy is no Jacob lusk flabby...he's beefy! Not everyone likes emo guys in skinny jeans...
(whatever happened to girls liking manly men? Oh wait....never mind  )
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she_is_so_random
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Posted: 1/10/2012 at 4:37 PM
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Location: mother-of-bride land
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^^Please. Your average NFL qb is 6'5" and 230 lbs. Are you saying 50 lbs for 3 more inches doesn't make him fat? And manly men? Him? *giggles*
Oh, and everyone knows guys that size overestimate their height (like most guys) and underestimate their weight. I'd rather trust my own eyeballs, thanks.
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smarterthanpickler
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Posted: 1/10/2012 at 5:13 PM
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Location: In your head
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Just to settle this debate, he's a fatty.
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Worstronaut
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Posted: 1/10/2012 at 7:26 PM
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Quote "smarterthanpickler": Just to settle this debate, he's a fatty.
Yes. It is no coincidence that none of the pics show anything below the neck, except the strange one where he is hugging himself.
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Lady WahWah
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Posted: 1/10/2012 at 7:51 PM
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I don't want a subnic
Location: On the last train out of Sydney
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Quote "urbanaries": 6-8 280 is not "fattie"...um have you ever met a football player? This guy is no Jacob lusk flabby...he's beefy! Not everyone likes emo guys in skinny jeans...
Oh bitch please, the guy is built like a brick shithouse. I'd have to take a cut lunch and a water bottle just to step around him. Besides, there's nothing wrong with a little extra gravy with your milk chocolate crunch.
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Fallen Angel Gabriel
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Posted: 1/11/2012 at 2:31 AM
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Quote "smarterthanpickler": Just to settle this debate, he's a fatty. This.
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