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NikkiM1976
Posted: 1/12/2012 at 11:22 AM Reply with quote
Oh, hamburgers! Location: Hag Supastar!

Anyone who names HIMSELF "Milk Chocolate Crunch" is ok in my book.


I wonder what part is the crunchy part??

   
 
Aerochick_97
Posted: 1/12/2012 at 4:54 PM Reply with quote
Location: Chiseling my face into Mt. Rushmore

Milk Chocolate Crunch???? Ewwwwww hell no! If he wants some milk chocolate crunch he needs to go buy himself some Nestlé! That guy is so ugly he makes my eyes water shock

NikkiM1976
Posted: 1/13/2012 at 7:22 AM Reply with quote
Oh, hamburgers! Location: Hag Supastar!

^but that makes him perfect!

Mugsy
Posted: 2/1/2012 at 9:11 PM Reply with quote
Location: And, it DO take nerve.

He's six feet, eight and one half inches tall. Mikalah


I liked his audition. He will have an advantage if there's a Paul Robeson week.

thefunnystone
Posted: 2/1/2012 at 9:15 PM Reply with quote
Administrator

Loved him. Too bad he was cut.

she_is_so_random
Posted: 2/1/2012 at 9:15 PM Reply with quote
Location: mother-of-bride land

Six feet eight AND A HALF and 100% a mommy's boy. Nice.

yojipoop
Posted: 2/1/2012 at 9:21 PM Reply with quote
Location: Thank God, it's over! WGWG5 FTW!

Quote "she_is_so_random":
Six feet eight AND A HALF and 100% a mommy's boy. Nice.


I need to take some notes from Momma... She must be one bad bitch...


ETA: Milk Chocolate Crunch my dying ass- change the thread title to "Milk Dud"!


Chile Tatiana



Last edited by yojipoop on 2/1/2012 at 9:58 PM
joeyharmonic
Posted: 2/2/2012 at 1:27 AM Reply with quote
Laconic Bastard Location: Purrfect's catnip stash

He was way different than what I expected. Dude has a decent voice, but he really needs to move out of his Mum's basement.


Yoji: quit it, you're not funny, just boring.





Last edited by joeyharmonic on 2/2/2012 at 1:28 AM
Insane
Posted: 2/2/2012 at 4:00 AM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Back East, different places

^^ I disagree. Check out the Photoshop thread, among others.

NikkiM1976
Posted: 2/2/2012 at 7:52 AM Reply with quote
Oh, hamburgers! Location: Hag Supastar!

Quote "thefunnystone":
Loved him. Too bad he was cut.


I also loved him. I am sad, now.

joeyharmonic
Posted: 2/2/2012 at 10:16 AM Reply with quote
Laconic Bastard Location: Purrfect's catnip stash

Quote "Insane":
^^ I disagree. Check out the Photoshop thread, among others.

Just me being a miserable git, ignore.


HonkyCat
Posted: 2/2/2012 at 3:17 PM Reply with quote
Location: In a van . . . down by the river.

I thought Fat Ass Lynche had the worst case of gynecomastia I had ever seen until I laid eyes this morning on this monstrosity!

summerbee
Posted: 2/2/2012 at 9:12 PM Reply with quote
Location: The most hated part of Sweden

He was adorable. Booo.

Grieverus
Posted: 2/7/2012 at 11:53 AM Reply with quote
Dropped On My Head As An Infant Location: Prince Poppycock's dressing room

Quote "HonkyCat":
I thought Fat Ass Lynche had the worst case of gynecomastia I had ever seen until I laid eyes this morning on this monstrosity!


Lynche was all Grade A beef muscle.

8-bit
Posted: 2/10/2012 at 4:00 PM Reply with quote
Location: Sanjaya's papaya.

I thought he was boring. The "Milk Chocolate Crunch" pic made me raise my expectations too high. Laugh

yojipoop
Posted: 2/16/2012 at 11:47 PM Reply with quote
Location: Thank God, it's over! WGWG5 FTW!

Honestly, he was better than Brokey, that Chase dude, and Colton ChokesonDickson...

Delvecchio
Posted: 2/17/2012 at 5:17 PM Reply with quote
Location: Fu-Gee-La

Is that alwaysn2u video his actual YouTube?

NormundDontBeGentle
Posted: 2/25/2012 at 7:45 AM Reply with quote
Location: San Marino, CA

Loved him, too, and he probably could have stayed if he'd sung Chocolate Rain.

Insane
Posted: 2/25/2012 at 2:19 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Back East, different places

^^ Laugh

Tsmith818
Posted: 3/1/2012 at 10:29 AM Reply with quote

there's still hope of MCC entertaining us all season


Ryan

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