Her father pitched for Cardinals. Now living out his lost glory through her.

Steven Tyler has a pedo-crush on her.

Dad actually works for MLB Network as a broadcaster. He looked like he wanted to kill Tyler when he called her "hot." He didn't even crack a smile while she was singing. All he could think about was putting his fist through Tyler's replacement teeth.

Ayla Brown redux.

Looks like we have Sporty IBW, now all we need are Scary, Posh, Goofy.... er sorry, Ginger and.... Baby.

When they wash out in Hollywood, maybe she, Brittany Kerr and a couple other IBWs can be thrown together and put in the top 12 in the groups category.

Who could we find to mentor them?

Damn. Wrong karaoke show.

^^ She has Equine tendencies.

My daughter goes to school with Sannon, and says that she's really a nice person. Don't diss Shannon!

Shut up, cunt.

No one here has dissed "Sannon", the only dissing has been of pedobear Steven Tyler, (she's 15 right?) Read some other threads honey, (eg: Clay Aiken, Adam Lambert) - now that's Worster dissing.

I just died laughing.

BTW, it's "Shannon". I don't have any kids who go to school with her, and I know that, as much as I hate knowing anything about anyone on this season.

Seeing her last name just gives me a really bad headache.

8bit I also died laughing.

Shannon is (OMG) 16, and 6 feet tall. So she could get taller. Maybe she could aim for a D1 volleyball scholarship as an outside hitter, or a D2 middle-blocker. That would be good, cause she sure as shit can't sing and ain't going anywhere in the music biz.

She's basically a redux of Ayla Brown except Ayla was actually successful in sports and could sing better.

Judging by her goofiness in her intro clip last night, I'm surprised she wasn't a little more VFTW friendly in her performance.

Poor Shannon, another victim of the most terrible styling crew in the US. I believe they were going for sort of a greek Goddess "Helen of Troy" type thing, but instead got "Legend of the Amazon Women". Not at all age, or body type appropriate.

She issued her call to the fundies last night and they responded by voting for her in droves. I bet she ends up singing contemporary christian music every week.

I kept waiting for a couple of dudes to come out on stage and chain her to a rock so that the Kraken would eat her instead of destroying the city.

^

She was boring as hell. Hope she's Top 13 fodder.

The way she talks reminds me of the younger Kardashian girls, the ones who are actually Jenners.

So did she win Miss Teen Usa last night?