Age: 15

Hometown Miami Township, Ohio, a suburb of Cincinnati.

We need a thread for this Justin Bieber wannabe, so that his tards will have someplace to post and then be banned. I can see that he’s headed for top 10. Not that I’m very good at predicting things, though… all my VFTW death pool picks over the last three years are still alive and kicking,

Eben has acted in local childrens theater in Cincinnati.

How long until Eben is gracing the covers of Tiger Beat and Bop magazines? I give it until April, since the March editions are already in print. Soon frauen everywhere, the kind that will say that they want to “mother” him, will be reading, “Win a Dream Date with Eben Franckewitz.”

Some Gaspyfraus (you can tell because they are the only one who call him Archie) are resentful of him. Personally I'd love it if he torpedoed the Lezbeav's career.

He's only going to torpedo his own career, being on this POS show.

Reminds me more of the kid from Two and a Half Men than Bieber

Truer words were never spoken. Not that the vast majority of those signed have much talent>> they do not, but 19M has the WORST management track record imaginable - they are so stupid and foolish. I was talking to someone recently and he said "you know, that Iain Pirie(Pres. of 19, and manager of talent) is a really sharp, perceptive guy."

ZOMG u r h8ting on him alreddee. u dont no anyfing about him cos us r all cheetohz eaters and hes gott fans out ther alreddee in the youtubes.

i LOVE him. i wanna cry ): he's so cute! i hope he goes far! he's ALL over my facebook! Deff. number one fan right here!<3

He sucked. If I didn't like so many other people for the vftw honor, he'd be on my list too. Maybe once some of the better people go.

Maybe we'll get lucky and he's get eliminated before Top 12, only to resurface a month later on the new Hulu TV show - Simon Fuller's "If I Can Dream for Minors," sans cameras in the bathrooms

Did go pedo on us?

I thought I saw him checking out this kid before the audition.

Ryan was always pedo.

He had the hots for Gaspy too...

So, who's the bigger pedo? Ryan or Steven?

No contest- Steven Tyler...

To be fair, Seabreeze usu. goes after hunky adults. We remember when he fondled Tim Urban's bicep and ogled him quite obviously on S9

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To be fair, Seabreeze usu. goes after hunky adults. We remember when he fondled Tim Urban's bicep and ogled him quite obviously on S9

Also to be fair, I'm pretty sure Ole Pedo-Tyler is straight. That said, I guess Ryan fields the boys, Tyler fields the girls...

I prefer Justin Blubber to this pile of hair gel.

Checking the tard - o - meter at IDF I was to see Eben's fan thread w/ among the lowest view totals among top 24; that may change very soon, but for now, . Also, I peeked at the AI9 forum, and was AMAZED to see Janell Wheeler with as many page views as several of the top 12 from AI9(adding Up the combined fan threads from each vs. her one)>>> Loved that

That's because teeny boppers don't watch Idol.

Does the correlation between IDF posts translate directly to votes? Seems like the people that use that site probably have some specific types of people they like, and I'm not sure how many Frau use the internets.

^ALL the Frauen use the internets. They have learned this is the way to stalk their prey, and read their *ahem* creative literary projects.