^I DID read the thread, Asshole 41. For some reason I think this buttwipe is specifically referring to the minor. Fucking newbs.

eta: Your boyfriend's thread has dropped to the second page. Aw, so sad.

eta2: And before you decide to get in this veteran Worster's face again to point out that his thread was locked, I realize that. I also realize that it's now UNlocked and no one has bothered to post anything in it because no one gives a shit.

I was not talking about an Eben fanfic. I just want to see if people are making a big deal out of nothing or not.

And excuse me for being new XD

^ Not you, Asshole 41.

Lola, I really don't think Delvecchio or Anon41 were referring to Eben.

And we're not discussing fanfic of any kind anymore in this thread or it's getting locked.

If you guys want to see old-season fanfic that involves adults, this fan fic is known as 'slash', and if you Google it the right way, you'll find it, just like we did. Have fun.

Again, we're not discussing fanfic of any kind anymore in this thread (or any other thread) or it's getting locked. Thank you.

^^^ . . . and that my friends, is why you never mess with The Lola.

There are so many funny rhymes that could be made from his name. My favourite is Eben Wankenspritz. Let's call him that.

Eben Spankewitz

Eben Bieberwitz.

Eben Frankincense.

or Eben Frauwitz

Eben Biebertwink

And don't forget Eben Frankenstein.

Eben Frankenfurter? Eben's head on Tim Curry's body anyone? Is a chop like that allowed if he's underage?

I'd say that if you have to ask, err on the side of caution.

We've already got Adam Brock for that job

Eben Spankmytits

...

IDK I still like Wankenspritz best.

Eben Frauenbaitz.

^^

8-bit!