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<    American Idol 11   ~  Elise Testone - Grand Marshal Of The Digital Parade

smarterthanpickler
Posted: 1/23/2012 at 8:15 PM Reply with quote
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I think this one could be interesting...



When was age limit raised to 45?




If you told me she had a grandchild, I'd believe you



Audition video 0:35 mark



Elise Testone has opened for Snoop Dogg, and sings with a band called Justin Smith & The Folk Hop Band who toured and opened for Everlast. Plant


There are so many ways to make fun of her name...Elise Testicles...Elise Testoserone



Last edited by Insane on 3/23/2012 at 11:15 PM
   
 
thefunnystone
Posted: 1/23/2012 at 10:06 PM Reply with quote
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She looks like an older version of Mariah Carey.


Though she also seems like she could have a fun personality. We'll see.

otherrobert
Posted: 1/24/2012 at 7:32 AM Reply with quote
Location: NJ

She has a YouTube channel. Nothing particularly incriminating. She's a folksy/bluesy/jazzy singer. We know how much the Idol audience loves those.


Facebook: nothing incriminating.


Her MySpace albums have some drinking photos. Looks like she's just a goofball.



NikkiM1976
Posted: 1/24/2012 at 7:36 AM Reply with quote
Oh, hamburgers! Location: Hag Supastar!

I spy an adam's apple.

Insane
Posted: 1/24/2012 at 5:17 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Back East, different places

I think she'll be this year's Lauren Turner. Everyone will love her, but she won't get the votes or the wild card.

paisley1216
Posted: 1/28/2012 at 2:56 PM Reply with quote

she doesn't look old at all...you need your eyes checked. elise rocks.

Delvecchio
Posted: 1/28/2012 at 3:36 PM Reply with quote
Location: Fu-Gee-La

I agree. She doesn't look old, just worn


Big difference.

joeyharmonic
Posted: 1/28/2012 at 3:52 PM Reply with quote
Laconic Bastard Location: Purrfect's catnip stash

She looks well broken-in. I like it.


ETA: here she is singing with a Human Trumpet.




Last edited by joeyharmonic on 1/28/2012 at 3:57 PM
CueTheStampede
Posted: 1/28/2012 at 4:07 PM Reply with quote

Jesus, how old is she for real? Damn...

8-bit
Posted: 1/30/2012 at 7:40 PM Reply with quote
Location: Sanjaya's papaya.

She gives me a "likeable loser" vibe.


We'll see.

joeyharmonic
Posted: 1/31/2012 at 1:40 AM Reply with quote
Laconic Bastard Location: Purrfect's catnip stash

I have to admit I do like her smoky-bluesy voice, which probably means she has no chance, but then she could catch-on like Pigpen did in AI9.



NikkiM1976
Posted: 1/31/2012 at 7:38 AM Reply with quote
Oh, hamburgers! Location: Hag Supastar!

Quote :
If you told me she had a grandchild, I'd believe you


Every time I read that ^ I laugh. <3

plankgirl
Posted: 2/11/2012 at 3:34 AM Reply with quote
Dumb Twat

She had a few standing O's according to spoilers.

Lady WahWah
Posted: 2/11/2012 at 7:44 AM Reply with quote
I don't want a subnic Location: On the last train out of Sydney

^ Gosh she must have forgotten to take her ben-wah balls out then.

she_is_so_random
Posted: 2/11/2012 at 10:01 AM Reply with quote
Location: mother-of-bride land

The fraus luuuurve her from what I'm reading.

yojipoop
Posted: 2/11/2012 at 1:48 PM Reply with quote
Location: Thank God, it's over! WGWG5 FTW!

I think she could be more fun than she's letting on thus far. How can you knock a white chic singing James Brown, complete with the "WOOO!" screams in shiny bell bottoms.

Clap

annielynn
Posted: 2/11/2012 at 5:33 PM Reply with quote
Location: Cowboy Junction

Quote "she_is_so_random":
The fraus luuuurve her from what I'm reading.
That won't last long. She's a she, isn't she?

IcanBuyYouAll
Posted: 2/12/2012 at 9:39 PM Reply with quote

Are you kidding me? What talent do you all have? Well, other than being a coward behind a keyboard. You naysayers need to stop drinking the "Brawndo" and snap out of the painfully dissapointing illusion you call reality. I'm sure you would all wither in social discomfort if you attempted to step in front of a mic. As far as claiming she won't last long...Have any of you paid attention to the recent and massive success of Adele? This is the perfect time for Elise to be debuted to a warm market. Get an education or continue to suffer a life of ignorant and irrelevant blog rants...Elise is top 3, without a doubt. She's a star and you and I are not, just accept it and move on you talentless digital paraders.



Last edited by IcanBuyYouAll on 2/12/2012 at 9:44 PM
smarterthanpickler
Posted: 2/12/2012 at 9:41 PM Reply with quote
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Quote :
Have any of you paid attention to the recent and massive success of Adele?


Elise looks more Whitney than Adele.

IcanBuyYouAll
Posted: 2/12/2012 at 9:47 PM Reply with quote

Quote "smarterthanpickler":
Quote :
Have any of you paid attention to the recent and massive success of Adele?


Elise looks more Whitney than Adele.


Sorry, I forgot to judge her soley by her looks. So, she's on America's next top model?


smarterthanpickler
Posted: 2/12/2012 at 10:36 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: In your head

Stop sucking up to Elise.

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