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American Idol 11
~ Elise Testone - Grand Marshal Of The Digital Parade
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smarterthanpickler
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Posted: 1/23/2012 at 8:15 PM
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Location: In your head
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I think this one could be interesting...
When was age limit raised to 45?
If you told me she had a grandchild, I'd believe you
Audition video 0:35 mark
Elise Testone has opened for Snoop Dogg, and sings with a band called Justin Smith & The Folk Hop Band who toured and opened for Everlast.
There are so many ways to make fun of her name...Elise Testicles...Elise Testoserone
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thefunnystone
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Posted: 1/23/2012 at 10:06 PM
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She looks like an older version of Mariah Carey.
Though she also seems like she could have a fun personality. We'll see.
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otherrobert
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Posted: 1/24/2012 at 7:32 AM
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Location: NJ
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She has a YouTube channel. Nothing particularly incriminating. She's a folksy/bluesy/jazzy singer. We know how much the Idol audience loves those.
Facebook: nothing incriminating.
Her MySpace albums have some drinking photos. Looks like she's just a goofball.
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NikkiM1976
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Posted: 1/24/2012 at 7:36 AM
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Oh, hamburgers!
Location: Hag Supastar!
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Insane
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Posted: 1/24/2012 at 5:17 PM
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Location: Back East, different places
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I think she'll be this year's Lauren Turner. Everyone will love her, but she won't get the votes or the wild card.
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paisley1216
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Posted: 1/28/2012 at 2:56 PM
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she doesn't look old at all...you need your eyes checked. elise rocks.
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Delvecchio
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Posted: 1/28/2012 at 3:36 PM
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Location: Fu-Gee-La
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I agree. She doesn't look old, just worn
Big difference.
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joeyharmonic
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Posted: 1/28/2012 at 3:52 PM
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Location: Purrfect's catnip stash
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CueTheStampede
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Posted: 1/28/2012 at 4:07 PM
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Jesus, how old is she for real? Damn...
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8-bit
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Posted: 1/30/2012 at 7:40 PM
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Location: Sanjaya's papaya.
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She gives me a "likeable loser" vibe.
We'll see.
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joeyharmonic
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Posted: 1/31/2012 at 1:40 AM
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Laconic Bastard
Location: Purrfect's catnip stash
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I have to admit I do like her smoky-bluesy voice, which probably means she has no chance, but then she could catch-on like Pigpen did in AI9.
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NikkiM1976
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Posted: 1/31/2012 at 7:38 AM
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Oh, hamburgers!
Location: Hag Supastar!
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Quote : If you told me she had a grandchild, I'd believe you
Every time I read that ^ I laugh. <3
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plankgirl
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Posted: 2/11/2012 at 3:34 AM
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Dumb Twat
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She had a few standing O's according to spoilers.
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Lady WahWah
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Posted: 2/11/2012 at 7:44 AM
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I don't want a subnic
Location: On the last train out of Sydney
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^ Gosh she must have forgotten to take her ben-wah balls out then.
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she_is_so_random
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Posted: 2/11/2012 at 10:01 AM
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Location: mother-of-bride land
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The fraus luuuurve her from what I'm reading.
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yojipoop
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Posted: 2/11/2012 at 1:48 PM
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Location: Thank God, it's over! WGWG5 FTW!
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I think she could be more fun than she's letting on thus far. How can you knock a white chic singing James Brown, complete with the "WOOO!" screams in shiny bell bottoms. 
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annielynn
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Posted: 2/11/2012 at 5:33 PM
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Quote "she_is_so_random": The fraus luuuurve her from what I'm reading. That won't last long. She's a she, isn't she?
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IcanBuyYouAll
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Posted: 2/12/2012 at 9:39 PM
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Are you kidding me? What talent do you all have? Well, other than being a coward behind a keyboard. You naysayers need to stop drinking the "Brawndo" and snap out of the painfully dissapointing illusion you call reality. I'm sure you would all wither in social discomfort if you attempted to step in front of a mic. As far as claiming she won't last long...Have any of you paid attention to the recent and massive success of Adele? This is the perfect time for Elise to be debuted to a warm market. Get an education or continue to suffer a life of ignorant and irrelevant blog rants...Elise is top 3, without a doubt. She's a star and you and I are not, just accept it and move on you talentless digital paraders.
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smarterthanpickler
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Posted: 2/12/2012 at 9:41 PM
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Quote : Have any of you paid attention to the recent and massive success of Adele?
Elise looks more Whitney than Adele.
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IcanBuyYouAll
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Posted: 2/12/2012 at 9:47 PM
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Quote "smarterthanpickler": Quote : Have any of you paid attention to the recent and massive success of Adele? Elise looks more Whitney than Adele.
Sorry, I forgot to judge her soley by her looks. So, she's on America's next top model?
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smarterthanpickler
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Posted: 2/12/2012 at 10:36 PM
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Stop sucking up to Elise.
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