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Fake hair color, fake eye color. I wonder what else is fake on her.

She's the only one they haven't shown. Maybe they'll show her last to keep her audition pimpage in viewers' minds before voting? I think I saw her in the previews for next week.

Correction: She's the only one in the Top 24 whose audition city hasn't been shown.

She reminds me of the baby that was in the sun in the Teletubbies (If that's the right show?)

Maybe it's because she's so fucking bright. :|

She looks like a spawn of the Village of the Damned...

Ever see 1971's Omega Man?

lol well devil spawn or not, she's already got no less than two fan sites... !

http://haleyjohnsenfansite.wordpress.com/

http://www.haleyjohnsen.org/

^ Go fuck yourself, Fantard.

eta: Looking at a picture of this albino is like a flash bulb going off in my eyes.

OMG Lola! That's it exactly! She is migraine inducing just from sight.

Is she really 17? Oh. Then I guess I can't say what I was going to about her looking like the girls they hire in porn movies to look like the babysitter. Forget I even said that.

According to the tard site, she's 23. So we may yet be able to call her a whore.

Either that, or the person who made that fansite is a retard. Win either way.

According to another, she's either in college or has already graduated.

We were going to be so polite with Haley. But thanks to her fans, we can now call her a 'ho.

If it turns out she's 17, I take this all back and offer her a Justin Bieber CD and Hello Kitty lunch box as an apology.

I'm so fighting the urge to create inappropriate chops concerning her looks and Hitler/Mengele's horrific genetics experiments... That was honestly my first thought when I saw her pic.

We all are.

What is with all these delusional people this year calling themselves "models". Not one of them has a portfolio, tear sheets, comp card, advertisements or any other proof of being on the books of a reputable agency, yet girls and guys this year have claimed this as a "profession." Model? Yep, so is my Malti-poo.

By the way - the fat frauen will see this one out in the first week.

That photo is shopped in a number of ways, including color correction that makes her skin and eyes look 'radiant'. But they went too far with the 'radiance', to the point where 'radioactive' is a more appropriate term.

Look at her eyes - in order to make them a nicer hue of blue they increased the blue levels of the whole picture, and now her eyes are bluish even around the pupils.

Quote "Mapa3m":

That photo is shopped in a number of ways, including color correction that makes her skin and eyes look 'radiant'. But they went too far with the 'radiance', to the point where 'radioactive' is a more appropriate term.

Look at her eyes - in order to make them a nicer hue of blue they increased the blue levels of the whole picture, and now her eyes are bluish even around the pupils.

You forgot the 25% opacity pink "lipstick" and "eyeshadow" brushing

She is the long lost sister of the IBW backup singers from last season. Or one of them changed their name.

Nice chins.