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<    American Idol 11   ~  Haley Johnsen - VFTWIBW

yojipoop
Posted: 2/2/2012 at 7:47 PM Reply with quote
Location: Thank God, it's over! WGWG5 FTW!

I'm too lazy to go that far. Why not just get a stand-in model at that point? Laugh


I particularly agree with the text to the left on the video. Jus' sayin'

   
 
annielynn
Posted: 2/2/2012 at 8:34 PM Reply with quote
Location: Cowboy Junction

So, tell us about your dad... Randy

This IS the last night of auditions, right?

Are any of the top 24 on tonight?

NikkiM1976
Posted: 2/3/2012 at 7:44 AM Reply with quote
Oh, hamburgers! Location: Hag Supastar!

So I was wondering how the fuck this IBW's thread got to 3 pages, and then I saw the tard.

Laugh


Insane, you are love. Every tard thinks they are the ones who will make us all see the light and shut the site down and stop crushing peeples's dreemz!



But, what if MY dream is to simply crush the dreams of others? Don't I have a right to chase my dream????

fitchstudboy
Posted: 2/6/2012 at 4:34 AM Reply with quote
Location: san diego

I've been on vftw for a few years, but still can't figure out what IBW means. Can someone help? Thanks!!

Insane
Posted: 2/6/2012 at 4:42 AM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Back East, different places

IBW = Interchangeable Blonde Whore.


Moar here


And here - a must read

moby2000
Posted: 2/6/2012 at 5:47 PM Reply with quote
Location: woodbridge

Quote "Insane":
IBW = Interchangeable Blonde Whore.


Moar here


And here - a must read


I love IBWs. Sure, they never win but they're usually entertaining in some sort of fashion. 8 days a week, Kristy Lee Cook anyone? :p

AKkillah
Posted: 2/6/2012 at 6:18 PM Reply with quote

This IBW looks super boring though. F O D D E R.

fitchstudboy
Posted: 2/7/2012 at 2:55 AM Reply with quote
Location: san diego

Thanks to Insane for the info...


That said, WGWG >>>>>>>>> IBW.


And I'm sure the fraus will back me on that!!! Laugh

8-bit
Posted: 2/11/2012 at 2:05 AM Reply with quote
Location: Sanjaya's papaya.

Quote "Willamette":
Haley is merely following a dream. Go find the real bad people to criticize and make fun of. Seriously. Have you people nothing better to do with your time?

LaughLaughLaugh

yojipoop
Posted: 2/16/2012 at 11:13 PM Reply with quote
Location: Thank God, it's over! WGWG5 FTW!

Hmmm, how about her kissing all over Eben, eh?



Last edited by yojipoop on 2/16/2012 at 11:14 PM
raresnake
Posted: 2/19/2012 at 10:28 AM Reply with quote

well one thing ill give her its that,for me(for you),shes super hot.

HonkyCat
Posted: 2/19/2012 at 11:42 AM Reply with quote
Location: In a van . . . down by the river.

When she turned around in the Vegas performance, she looked like a linebacker...

Anonymous41
Posted: 2/19/2012 at 12:52 PM Reply with quote

Quote "HonkyCat":
When she turned around in the Vegas performance, she looked like a linebacker...


If that is the case, she's a LBILF. Don't get me wrong, still an IBW, but she's not bad looking, or at least she looked alright in Vegas. That road to hollywood video though... I dunno what changed.

Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 2/19/2012 at 1:34 PM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

They must have told her to go on a diet after her audition.

AKkillah
Posted: 2/19/2012 at 2:38 PM Reply with quote

Casey Carlson, Julie Zorilla....Haley Johnson? Definitely this year's token hot fodder chick.

Vitriol
Posted: 2/19/2012 at 3:45 PM Reply with quote

While Casey and Julie did have tits, they were fugly IMO. Their faces were bad enough to break down plastics in a few days, that take hundreds of years to decompose, since they both like to stare. This chick at least seems to have a better face (After the audition with the weight loss?), but yeah, she is even bigger fodder than Julie.

8-bit
Posted: 2/21/2012 at 7:55 PM Reply with quote
Location: Sanjaya's papaya.

I don't know what you guys are talking about. She looked trashy in every episode.

AKkillah
Posted: 2/21/2012 at 8:06 PM Reply with quote

There are a bunch of girls that look like her in every college across the midwest. Nothing special, but she is the best looking girl this season.

cue5c
Posted: 2/29/2012 at 3:38 PM Reply with quote
Community Toaster Location: In Paula's Purse

Quote "Lady WahWah":
What is with all these delusional people this year calling themselves "models". Not one of them has a portfolio, tear sheets, comp card, advertisements or any other proof of being on the books of a reputable agency, yet girls and guys this year have claimed this as a "profession." Model? Yep, so is my Malti-poo.


I bet I know where she models.


thefunnystone
Posted: 2/29/2012 at 10:08 PM Reply with quote
Administrator

She's our pick!


1-866-IDOLS-09. Dial it!


Again, I am kind of at a loss for what to do for her caricature. These people perform funny but have no personalities. Ideas?

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