First off, I must say I thought I would be majorly disappointed after the first half of the show. People like Mandisa and Paris really performed well. And I wouldn’t say that about Paris unless it was true, because I still hate her pug dog looking face for making fun of Brenna. But there were some excellent performances tonight. The second half of the show, though, was VFTW-tastic:

Bucky sucked majorly on “Oh Boy!” Really, it wasn’t memorable enough to write much about. At least he did pick a good song for himself, he just didn’t perform it well. Maybe he should have axed America about chill’run or something so people would remember him.

Lisa Tucker is delving more into VFTW territory with her terrible up-tempo performances. This week was her most off-key performance ever, as she is proving that she can’t sing a song with a tempo faster than a heartbeat. “Why Do Fools Fall in Love” was absolutely terrible, maybe one of the worst vocals on the show tonight. She has 2-3 more weeks tops in the competition, if any at all.

Kevin went for the Granny vote again by singing “When I Fall in Love”. His dorky persona is exactly why I love him, and he did us all proud. Then, Idol showed us how much they love VFTW by showing Jasmine Trias in the audience. Jasmine got to pass the VFTW torch on to Kevin. Simon also told Kevin that he knows his audience (VFTW) and that his audience would love that performance (we did). Simon is a closet Worster (why do you think he pimps out Kellie?)

Kellie’s performance was a disaster from the start. First, VFTW has to give a special award to Kellie’s makeup artist for making Kellie look like a cheap whore. Then, she suddenly had a brand new accent that she went in and out of in her song. Her vocals weren’t as bad as normal, but the accent was so ridiculously funny, it deserves mention. She then proceeds to drop her microphone and cause static because she’s an idiot. Then, the producers turn off her mic and she finally picks it up and tries talking into it. This is VFTW personality at it’s finest. Her stupidity, fake or real, is so ridiculous. Kellie does not need American Idol. She needs school. Did this moron pass the first grade? And that’s why I love her!

Ace Young was off key again on “In the Still of the Night”. The judges loved it because they are deaf. Now that I have finally figured that out, it makes this all so much easier. Paula just wets her panties and then thanks Ace, Randy is turned on by Paula so he thanks Ace, and Simon was bribed by the producers so he thanks Ace. Then I realized that the judges are blind too. They called Ace sexy when he was just waving his arms around and looking like an idiot. Then again, Paula thought Corey Clark was sexy, so maybe someone just needs to teach the judges about sex appeal.

With that being said, the official VFTW prediction that I feel like making is that Elliott, Kevin, and Bucky will be the bottom 3, and that Bucky will go home. We’ll see what happens, folks. I can’t ever predict Kevin will go home, and hopefully you all voted enough to help keep him around.