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rem
Posted: 5/25/2012 at 6:38 PM Reply with quote
Location: Middle of the Pacific

Paula did the running off the set thing for a lot less.:)

   
 
Cats
Posted: 5/26/2012 at 4:07 AM Reply with quote

Britney walked off on day 2 again!


Apparently Simon was so desperate to sign her she can get up and leave to take breaks whenever she wants.


LaughClapClapClapLaugh


Britney walks off again



Last edited by Cats on 5/26/2012 at 4:08 AM
mc_lusky
Posted: 5/26/2012 at 10:38 AM Reply with quote
Location: a hole in the bottom of the sea

^Brit looks awkward in those pics. Those 12 a day Snickers are taking their toll.

Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 5/26/2012 at 10:47 AM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

She looks really crazy!



butwhatever
Posted: 5/27/2012 at 4:28 PM Reply with quote
Location: Wishing a b**** would

A promising first-day selection from the J.Lo Judging Wardrobe Clap

annielynn
Posted: 5/27/2012 at 6:18 PM Reply with quote
Location: Hangin' with the Awkward Turtles.

They need a VFTW chopper. The second picture FAG posted above is a hot mess.

mc_lusky
Posted: 5/27/2012 at 6:49 PM Reply with quote
Location: a hole in the bottom of the sea

^someone should chop a gun in Simon's hand towards Britney on that second pic. Hehe



Last edited by mc_lusky on 5/27/2012 at 6:50 PM
cynmac
Posted: 5/28/2012 at 6:57 PM Reply with quote
Nadia Turner Location: A little blue island in the sea of red state

Go Fug Yourself featured Brit-Brit in their great series - Letters of Truth this week.


Read this in Brit-Brit's voice:

Quote :
“HEY Y’ALL.


OH MY GOD Y’ALL I HAVE A JOB. I have to show up everyday and say things and be places and stay awake and not cry and get free Cheetos from Crafty Servicers and Simon Cowell looked at me yesterday and said, “You ARE the new Paula Abdul AREN’T YOU?”, and then he started shaking his head and he backed out of the room and I am pretty sure that means I am going to do GREAT. And Xtina sent me flowers this morning for my dressing room and the card read “Watch Your Back” which is great advice because WHO KNOWS what it happening at the back of this thing? If it’s like the front y’all can totally see my bra strap except I might have forgotten to put on a bra. And I also got a note from Demi Lovato who said I was a great example to her and that looking at the last few years of my life is really keeping her on program which is also SO SWEET and then I ALSO got sent a box of hair that I am pretty sure used to be Jessica Biel’s bangs and the reason I am pretty sure it because the box came from the guy I hired to sneak into her house and cut them off while she slept JUST KIDDING I WOULD NEVER DO THAT (I totally did that). And this morning Jason said I looked like Barbie which is why I am marrying him and, y’all, seriously, can we just talk about the fact that in the six years since SOMEONE (Justin) put out his last album, I have released THREE ALBUMS which were all huge hits? I AM JUST SAYING THIS.


See you on X-Files!


Love,


BRITNEY”

mc_lusky
Posted: 5/28/2012 at 9:13 PM Reply with quote
Location: a hole in the bottom of the sea

^Translation: I'm not crazy y'all. I can totally handle this. I'm totally sane again. I'm not crazy. (I was tested) I totally don't think this is the end of my career. BTW: I'm not crazy anymore. My new baby drops in september y'all!

Jillian02
Posted: 5/30/2012 at 2:15 PM Reply with quote
Location: Bice Squad & Soul Patrol Hell that is Alabama

Audio from X-Factor auditions in Austin


Quote :
"I wanna know who let you on stage. I feel uncomfortable with you staring at me."


" I felt like I was listening to Alvin and the Chipmunks"


Those were the only two things from that link I thought was funny.

Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 5/30/2012 at 10:31 PM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

I thought maybe that was an exchange between Britney and Simon.


Seriously. Is that all they have? How many different ways can you tell someone they suck at karaoke? This shit is played out.

insufferablepj
Posted: 6/3/2012 at 4:30 PM Reply with quote
Location: Michigan

I hope Britney just walks off the stage during the live shows. O teh drama!

smarterthanpickler
Posted: 6/4/2012 at 9:00 AM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Lazaro's Pants!

I think Simon's expecting that.

Cats
Posted: 6/8/2012 at 5:59 PM Reply with quote

How will Kansas City go for Britney?


I think we have our answer





Last edited by Cats on 6/8/2012 at 6:02 PM
Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 6/9/2012 at 12:40 AM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

Poor thing. She can't even stand up straight.

CueTheStampede
Posted: 6/9/2012 at 9:44 AM Reply with quote

She looks hot. Godney TBH...

AKkillah
Posted: 6/10/2012 at 3:17 PM Reply with quote

This is going to be awesome or just a let down. I'm hoping they show all her hot mess antics on the show. What a trainwreck. Laugh

Ceru
Posted: 6/11/2012 at 3:14 PM Reply with quote
Location: Megan Joy's small intestine

All the judges walk out on contestant performing with his back to them!

And all but Brit-Brit return, OF COURSE! Laugh



Last edited by Ceru on 6/11/2012 at 3:18 PM
smarterthanpickler
Posted: 6/11/2012 at 3:36 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Lazaro's Pants!

They all Pulled A Britney! Laugh

Analog_Kid
Posted: 6/11/2012 at 7:54 PM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

Quote "Fallen Angel Gabriel":
Poor thing. She can't even stand up straight.


Well, in all fairness to BritBrit, gravity is powerful strong in Kansas City.

Pickler




Last edited by Analog_Kid on 6/11/2012 at 7:55 PM
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