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X Factor
~ Simon Cowell - Sir Manboobs Returns!
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smarterthanpickler
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Posted: 11/5/2006 at 4:47 PM
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British Idol is going on and Simon and Sharon Osbourne are judges. Watch Simon and Sharon make out at the end of the video!!! BTW, Simon calls the singer the greatest female contestant ever on Idol: with intro (about 6 mins.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csjVI2oeZYg without intro (about 4 mins.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbVqs5BfRFc Mariah-bot? Is it me, or does their show look a lot better than ours? American Idol is the cheapest show ever.
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thefunnystone
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Posted: 11/5/2006 at 4:55 PM
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Simon is such an idiot. 
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Kehlyr
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Posted: 11/5/2006 at 5:36 PM
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WTF was that? Poor Sharon.... 
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XYZ
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Posted: 11/6/2006 at 10:39 AM
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Yeah, the set design is a lot better. Of course, why would AI spend money on their show when they can pocket it for themselves? Their stage is nothing more than one you would find at your local YMCA or high school talent show.
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Lori595
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Posted: 11/6/2006 at 10:43 AM
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Can we trade Paula for Sharon? Please?
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RyanLovesMaria
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Posted: 11/6/2006 at 1:08 PM
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I want to trade Randy for Whitney Houston.
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thefunnystone
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Posted: 11/6/2006 at 1:24 PM
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THAT is the best trade. We cannot lose Simon because he's such a great adversary to VFTW. And we can't lose Paula because her drunken antics are hilarious. Randy brings nothing to the show, so we can lose him and grab either Whitney or Sharon. I'd prefer Whitney, because she and Paula would compete nightly to embarrass themselves, and Whitney would SCREAM if anyone attempted one of her songs.
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XYZ
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Posted: 11/6/2006 at 1:29 PM
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I want to trade in  for Ru Paul! Girl can work it. And if not her, Miss J from America's Next Top Model.
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smarterthanpickler
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Posted: 11/16/2006 at 9:17 AM
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http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/tm_headline=simon-makes-the-breast-of-it&;;method=full&;;objectid=18085554&;;siteid=66633-name_page.html Quote : SIMON MAKES THE BREAST OF IT X FACTOR judge Simon Cowell surprised a female fan by scribbling a message on her left breast. Cowell, 47, wrote "incredible!" on the mystery girl's chest during the show. The man known as telly's Mr Nasty even grabbed a quick kiss after making his mark with a black felt tip pen. Do you think he practiced on his own boobies? Or maybe Katharine's?
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thefunnystone
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Posted: 11/16/2006 at 10:09 AM
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Simon Cowell
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Posted: 11/16/2006 at 10:37 AM
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Quote "thefunnystone": THAT is the best trade. We cannot lose Simon because he's such a great adversary to VFTW. And we can't lose Paula because her drunken antics are hilarious. Randy brings nothing to the show, so we can lose him and grab either Whitney or Sharon. I'd prefer Whitney, because she and Paula would compete nightly to embarrass themselves, and Whitney would SCREAM if anyone attempted one of her songs. took the words right out of my mouth
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Grima
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Posted: 12/4/2006 at 6:37 AM
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006560121,00.html Quote : X FACTOR judge Simon Cowell has been voted a winner ? by women who say they fantasise about him while making love to their partners. Cowell, 47, came second to 007 star Daniel Craig in an internet poll on dream men. The pop guru said: ?I would expect to be very near the top as I?m obviously extremely attractive. I am interested to know where Louis Walsh came. Was he even in the top 100,000 or didn?t they include the over-70s?? Ugh!! 
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Ms.Tina
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Posted: 12/4/2006 at 6:39 AM
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That is absolutely horrifying. What the fuck is wrong with British women?
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Grima
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Posted: 12/4/2006 at 6:43 AM
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"That Simon Cowell is gorgeous, Dahling, absolutely gorgeous!" "Eddie, I believe I had an orgasm just thinking about him."
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Ms.Tina
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Posted: 12/4/2006 at 6:46 AM
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I ADORE Absofuckinglutely Fabulous! I miss BBC America. Stupid basic cable... 
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Grima
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Posted: 12/4/2006 at 6:47 AM
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Croco-Stimpy
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Oh me too! My folks have DirectTV, so I try to watch it as often as I can. Those bitches are amazing.
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abby1013
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Posted: 12/7/2006 at 5:39 PM
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smarterthanpickler
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Posted: 12/26/2006 at 4:21 AM
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Simon is resting up in the Caribean before the crapfest begins. Quote : Cowell seems to have taken steps to emphasise his full-chested look - apparently having all the hair there removed. 
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/12/cowellwinnerBIG_468x414.jpg
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Ms.Tina
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Posted: 12/26/2006 at 4:22 AM
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Why, God, Why!!!!!
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Maleficent
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Posted: 12/26/2006 at 4:46 AM
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Oh my God. What do I have to do to live that lifestyle? Do I just have to create a record label and sign shitty bands and singers in order to be able to dictate to my significant other when they can and can not talk to me, and have breakfast in bed and take long, uninterrupted baths in the morning, and get paid to say dumb shit to people on national television? Why didn't I strike that gold? Damn it!
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if i ever saw one
