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smarterthanpickler
Posted: 1/13/2012 at 5:18 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: In your head

His boob job is saging.

   
 
TS
Posted: 1/13/2012 at 5:38 PM Reply with quote

^ Yep. Also could use another round of lipo.

sarahinAZ
Posted: 1/23/2012 at 12:00 AM Reply with quote
Location: Tempe, AZ

Oh noes!


Simon breaks off engagement


I'm devastated for him rolleyes

smarterthanpickler
Posted: 1/23/2012 at 12:18 AM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: In your head

I'd usually say there's another million fish in the sea, but in this case I'd say there are another million horses in the pasture.


One day he'll find his true love, someone like Sarah Jessica Parker.

Wagner4eva
Posted: 1/23/2012 at 2:47 AM Reply with quote

He just needs to man up and take one his past attractions; Aaron Kelly is a legal adult, now;)

Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 1/23/2012 at 5:55 AM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

Is this the third time these two have broken up in the past year? I thought they broke up ages ago... and then announced it again way after everyone already knew.

thefunnystone
Posted: 1/23/2012 at 3:00 PM Reply with quote
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Agreed. I thought they called the wedding off like a year ago. I forgot she even existed.

letiapurpler
Posted: 3/25/2012 at 1:02 PM Reply with quote

Simon Cowell in a dog suit, and on the Jonathan Ross show last night:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw0yfiRz9zY


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yk_EdkDlAzU


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gnk6QpZ8cVI&feature=channel


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP0C7DfEdFc&feature=channel

thefunnystone
Posted: 3/26/2012 at 6:10 PM Reply with quote
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The dog suit thing is super old.

yojipoop
Posted: 3/26/2012 at 6:18 PM Reply with quote
Location: Thank God, it's over! WGWG5 FTW!

A woman has appeared in court accused of trying to attack 'X Factor' and 'Britain's Got Talent' mogul Simon Cowell, according to the Evening Standard.


Sir Manboobs has stalkers! Now with assassination attempts! Laugh

letiapurpler
Posted: 3/26/2012 at 7:46 PM Reply with quote

The dog suit video was brought up on Jonathan Ross, that's why I posted it. Very funny interview.

sarahinAZ
Posted: 4/16/2012 at 3:28 PM Reply with quote
Location: Tempe, AZ

Simon and Danni Minogue were apparently fucking at one point.


How do you go from fucking the smokin' hot Julian McMahon, to fucking Simon Cowell!? Simon

smarterthanpickler
Posted: 4/16/2012 at 5:30 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: In your head

I doubt there's ever been any semi-decent looking woman Cowell's involved with who he hasn't been fucking.


That includes Paula and probably kara


But probably not ellen

jawajedi
Posted: 4/16/2012 at 6:03 PM Reply with quote
Will ideate for food Location: Event Horizon

Simon has a bigger wallet.

Insane
Posted: 4/22/2012 at 2:26 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Back East, different places

Simon's unauthorized biography is coming out

Rinsewash
Posted: 5/2/2012 at 6:21 PM Reply with quote

Who would ever read a biography about him?



Last edited by Buckshot on 5/3/2012 at 12:51 PM
Jillian02
Posted: 5/8/2012 at 11:33 AM Reply with quote
Location: Bice Squad & Soul Patrol Hell that is Alabama

^^From what I've heard about what's in the book.

Apparently

-He was interested in fucking Pauler and Cheryl Cole.

-He views the female judges on his shows as his toys that he can play with a get rid of at anytime.

-Any Idol winner that won under him, 20% of their earned income goes to their manager.

jawajedi
Posted: 5/9/2012 at 10:43 AM Reply with quote
Will ideate for food Location: Event Horizon

Quote :
his toys that he can play with

ellen kara Paula


annielynn
Posted: 5/9/2012 at 6:04 PM Reply with quote
Location: Cowboy Junction

Quote "Jillian02":
-He was interested in fucking Pauler and Cheryl Cole.

-He views the female judges on his shows as his toys that he can play with a get rid of at anytime.

So he wasn't interesting in fucking kara? She was around too long then.

Racing Rat
Posted: 5/10/2012 at 12:14 AM Reply with quote
Location: Being random

Simon Cowell is anti-Scottish

What the ......LaughLaugh

Quote :
He has said in the press that maybe I shouldn’t have won last year’s show, but tough. I did.

It’s one of these things that hasn’t gone in his favour. The anti-Scottish thing is going to put Scots off him

It’s anti-Scottish Simon Cowell. You can print that if you want

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