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X Factor
~ Simon Cowell - Sir Manboobs Returns!
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smarterthanpickler
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Posted: 1/13/2012 at 5:18 PM
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Location: In your head
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TS
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Posted: 1/13/2012 at 5:38 PM
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^ Yep. Also could use another round of lipo.
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sarahinAZ
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Posted: 1/23/2012 at 12:00 AM
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Location: Tempe, AZ
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smarterthanpickler
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Posted: 1/23/2012 at 12:18 AM
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Location: In your head
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I'd usually say there's another million fish in the sea, but in this case I'd say there are another million horses in the pasture.
One day he'll find his true love, someone like Sarah Jessica Parker.
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Wagner4eva
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Posted: 1/23/2012 at 2:47 AM
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He just needs to man up and take one his past attractions; Aaron Kelly is a legal adult, now
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Fallen Angel Gabriel
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Posted: 1/23/2012 at 5:55 AM
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Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec
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Is this the third time these two have broken up in the past year? I thought they broke up ages ago... and then announced it again way after everyone already knew.
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thefunnystone
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Posted: 1/23/2012 at 3:00 PM
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Agreed. I thought they called the wedding off like a year ago. I forgot she even existed.
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letiapurpler
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Posted: 3/25/2012 at 1:02 PM
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Simon Cowell in a dog suit, and on the Jonathan Ross show last night:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw0yfiRz9zY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yk_EdkDlAzU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gnk6QpZ8cVI&feature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP0C7DfEdFc&feature=channel
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thefunnystone
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Posted: 3/26/2012 at 6:10 PM
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The dog suit thing is super old.
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yojipoop
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Posted: 3/26/2012 at 6:18 PM
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Location: Thank God, it's over! WGWG5 FTW!
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letiapurpler
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Posted: 3/26/2012 at 7:46 PM
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The dog suit video was brought up on Jonathan Ross, that's why I posted it. Very funny interview.
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sarahinAZ
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Posted: 4/16/2012 at 3:28 PM
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Location: Tempe, AZ
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smarterthanpickler
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Posted: 4/16/2012 at 5:30 PM
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I doubt there's ever been any semi-decent looking woman Cowell's involved with who he hasn't been fucking.
That includes and probably
But probably not 
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jawajedi
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Posted: 4/16/2012 at 6:03 PM
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Will ideate for food
Location: Event Horizon
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Simon has a bigger wallet.
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Insane
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Posted: 4/22/2012 at 2:26 PM
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Location: Back East, different places
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Rinsewash
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Posted: 5/2/2012 at 6:21 PM
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Who would ever read a biography about him?
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Last edited by Buckshot on 5/3/2012 at 12:51 PM
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Jillian02
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Posted: 5/8/2012 at 11:33 AM
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Location: Bice Squad & Soul Patrol Hell that is Alabama
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^^From what I've heard about what's in the book. Apparently -He was interested in fucking Pauler and Cheryl Cole. -He views the female judges on his shows as his toys that he can play with a get rid of at anytime. -Any Idol winner that won under him, 20% of their earned income goes to their manager.
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jawajedi
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Posted: 5/9/2012 at 10:43 AM
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Will ideate for food
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Quote : his toys that he can play with
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annielynn
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Posted: 5/9/2012 at 6:04 PM
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Quote "Jillian02": -He was interested in fucking Pauler and Cheryl Cole. -He views the female judges on his shows as his toys that he can play with a get rid of at anytime. So he wasn't interesting in fucking ? She was around too long then.
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Racing Rat
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Posted: 5/10/2012 at 12:14 AM
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Location: Being random
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Simon Cowell is anti-Scottish What the ...... Quote : He has said in the press that maybe I shouldn’t have won last year’s show, but tough. I did. It’s one of these things that hasn’t gone in his favour. The anti-Scottish thing is going to put Scots off him It’s anti-Scottish Simon Cowell. You can print that if you want 
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