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jawajedi
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Posted: 4/3/2012 at 3:01 PM
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Will ideate for food
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She's got that personal style we love to hate. Complete with bedazzled rhinestone CD as fascinator. *discuss*
The following posts are from the original The Voice thread Page 67 Christina needs to lose that fucking hat Or use that hat for some fucking... Or break out in a random game of frisbee... And I would rather see Ceelos boobs ^ Yeah...the frisbee, Cd hat, diamond encrusted dartboard hat looks stupid...but what is with her boobs? They look misshapen or one is 'over-salined' or something. I can't stop looking at them. They're frighteningly distracting. Grandma boobs Quote "TS": diamond encrusted dartboard hat AAAAAAAAahahhahaha I just LMFAOIRL <3 LOVE She needs a Tommy Hiflger makeover. He can recut Erika's van pelt for Xtina. her implants are sagging within her natural fat-ness. when she got em did when she was skinny, they looked mostly ok. but since gaining weight, seems like they've shifted in very unfortunate ways. oh xxxina. put dem titties away. Them nasty!
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butwhatever
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Posted: 4/3/2012 at 5:22 PM
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I do wish the dear girl wouldn't try so hard. But of course then she wouldn't be so amusing to VFTW.
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joeyharmonic
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Posted: 4/4/2012 at 1:47 AM
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I don't find her the slightest bit appealing. I would have to be drunk and the lights would have to be off.
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NikkiM1976
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Posted: 4/4/2012 at 8:54 AM
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Oh, hamburgers!
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Cee-Lo is ridiculous in a fun way. Xtina is ridiculous in a washed up, has been, fat ex pop princess kind of way.
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yojipoop
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Posted: 4/4/2012 at 9:08 AM
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Location: Just tell me who to vote for. I'm done LOL
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She appeared to be less bloated in the face last night than compared to the battle rounds. That said, Sir Mix-A-Lot must LOVE her! I actually liked the tangerine colored dress itself but OH LAWD 'dat ass... 
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thefunnystone
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Posted: 4/4/2012 at 7:44 PM
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Yeah she looked like she's lost some weight.
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jawajedi
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Posted: 4/4/2012 at 9:19 PM
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Looks like she put the 4 weeks between filming to very good use. Perhaps she forgot her comment about "I love my body" sloppy fat or not, including runny spray tan.
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AllOfTheAbove
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Posted: 4/4/2012 at 9:59 PM
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I agree. She does look like she lost some weight. And her hair extensions appear more normal and less Miss Piggy-ish.
But I also noticed that her comments have been watered down and boring. I wanna hear the inappropriate sexual innuendos from last year, XXXtina!
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Vanderhook
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Posted: 4/5/2012 at 2:44 PM
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Christina has legit vocal talent, but I don't know about her as a judge.. some of her decisions are really ass-backwards. Also what the FUCK is that thing she is wearing on her head?
Does anyone else think she looks like a blonde Snookie now? Man, she was so much hotter back in 1999 
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jawajedi
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Posted: 4/5/2012 at 3:42 PM
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Christina Aguilera looked sexier than ever on Tuesday night's episode of "The Voice." The buxom coach -- who clearly hit the gym between the Battle Rounds and this week's live performances -- showed off her signature curves in a form-fitting, tangerine-hued frock. White-blond locks (which we happen to love), smokey eyes, statement earrings, and pouty pink lips completed the "Beautiful" songstress' sultry ensemble. (4/3/2012)
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thefunnystone
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Posted: 4/5/2012 at 7:44 PM
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Not sexier than ever. No way. But better than recent. 
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insufferablepj
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Posted: 4/5/2012 at 7:52 PM
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I saw that tongue bathing article by Yahoo. I was like 
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NikkiM1976
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Posted: 4/6/2012 at 8:53 AM
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Oh, hamburgers!
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The recent picture is definitely way better than the first picture with the hideous hat perched on her fro.
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RiP
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Posted: 4/11/2012 at 2:54 PM
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She looked her best doing the movie Burlesque, and has been going downhill ever since then.

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smarterthanpickler
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Posted: 4/11/2012 at 6:08 PM
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Quote : She looked her best doing the movie Burlesque, and has been going downhill ever since then.
I say she looked her best in the Genie in a Bottle video, and has been going downhill ever since then.
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jawajedi
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Posted: 4/11/2012 at 11:05 PM
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^^ This.
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Witeboy
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Posted: 4/17/2012 at 11:36 AM
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Not one comment about how god-awful her ass looked last night?
She has the puffy vagina lower gut thing that moms in their 40's get.
She needs to hire a trainer - or at least employ someone who will be honest enough with her to keep her from wearing ass shorts.
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Witeboy
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Posted: 4/17/2012 at 11:37 AM
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Quote "smarterthanpickler": Quote : She looked her best doing the movie Burlesque, and has been going downhill ever since then. I say she looked her best in the Genie in a Bottle video, and has been going downhill ever since then.
She looked best in her Maxim photo shoot (or was it Stuff?) - I'm too lazy to look it up, but if you haven't seen it, you should. Her booty in the pool... lovely.
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jawajedi
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Posted: 4/17/2012 at 11:51 AM
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I was wondering how many pairs of Spanx she had on. And her hair was looking a bit fried, especially on the top of her head. Fresh root touchup, I guess. We only had to look at dem titties during performance.
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insufferablepj
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Posted: 4/17/2012 at 7:16 PM
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Her outfit for the group performance was best left for someone half as old as her. 
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jawajedi
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Posted: 4/17/2012 at 7:20 PM
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Her outfit for the group performance was best left for someone half as big as her. FIXED.
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