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jawajedi
Posted: 4/3/2012 at 3:01 PM Reply with quote
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She's got that personal style we love to hate. Complete with bedazzled rhinestone CD as fascinator. *discuss*

The following posts are from the original The Voice thread Page 67

Christina needs to lose that fucking hat

Or use that hat for some fucking...

Or break out in a random game of frisbee...

And I would rather see Ceelos boobs

^ Yeah...the frisbee, Cd hat, diamond encrusted dartboard hat looks stupid...but what is with her boobs? They look misshapen or one is 'over-salined' or something. I can't stop looking at them. They're frighteningly distracting.

Grandma boobs

Quote "TS": diamond encrusted dartboard hat

AAAAAAAAahahhahaha I just LMFAOIRL <3 LOVE

She needs a Tommy Hiflger makeover. He can recut Erika's van pelt for Xtina.

her implants are sagging within her natural fat-ness. when she got em did when she was skinny, they looked mostly ok. but since gaining weight, seems like they've shifted in very unfortunate ways.

oh xxxina. put dem titties away.

Them nasty!



Last edited by jawajedi on 4/3/2012 at 9:09 PM
   
 
butwhatever
Posted: 4/3/2012 at 5:22 PM Reply with quote
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I do wish the dear girl wouldn't try so hard. But of course then she wouldn't be so amusing to VFTW.

joeyharmonic
Posted: 4/4/2012 at 1:47 AM Reply with quote
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I don't find her the slightest bit appealing. I would have to be drunk and the lights would have to be off.

NikkiM1976
Posted: 4/4/2012 at 8:54 AM Reply with quote
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Cee-Lo is ridiculous in a fun way. Xtina is ridiculous in a washed up, has been, fat ex pop princess kind of way.

yojipoop
Posted: 4/4/2012 at 9:08 AM Reply with quote
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She appeared to be less bloated in the face last night than compared to the battle rounds. That said, Sir Mix-A-Lot must LOVE her! I actually liked the tangerine colored dress itself but OH LAWD 'dat ass... Laugh

thefunnystone
Posted: 4/4/2012 at 7:44 PM Reply with quote
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Yeah she looked like she's lost some weight.

jawajedi
Posted: 4/4/2012 at 9:19 PM Reply with quote
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Looks like she put the 4 weeks between filming to very good use. Perhaps she forgot her comment about "I love my body" sloppy fat or not, including runny spray tan.

AllOfTheAbove
Posted: 4/4/2012 at 9:59 PM Reply with quote
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I agree. She does look like she lost some weight. And her hair extensions appear more normal and less Miss Piggy-ish.


But I also noticed that her comments have been watered down and boring. I wanna hear the inappropriate sexual innuendos from last year, XXXtina!

Vanderhook
Posted: 4/5/2012 at 2:44 PM Reply with quote

Christina has legit vocal talent, but I don't know about her as a judge.. some of her decisions are really ass-backwards. Also what the FUCK is that thing she is wearing on her head?


Does anyone else think she looks like a blonde Snookie now? Man, she was so much hotter back in 1999 :(

jawajedi
Posted: 4/5/2012 at 3:42 PM Reply with quote
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Christina Aguilera looked sexier than ever on Tuesday night's episode of "The Voice." The buxom coach -- who clearly hit the gym between the Battle Rounds and this week's live performances -- showed off her signature curves in a form-fitting, tangerine-hued frock. White-blond locks (which we happen to love), smokey eyes, statement earrings, and pouty pink lips completed the "Beautiful" songstress' sultry ensemble. (4/3/2012)

thefunnystone
Posted: 4/5/2012 at 7:44 PM Reply with quote
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Not sexier than ever. No way. But better than recent. Laugh

insufferablepj
Posted: 4/5/2012 at 7:52 PM Reply with quote
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I saw that tongue bathing article by Yahoo. I was like Barf

NikkiM1976
Posted: 4/6/2012 at 8:53 AM Reply with quote
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The recent picture is definitely way better than the first picture with the hideous hat perched on her fro.



RiP
Posted: 4/11/2012 at 2:54 PM Reply with quote
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She looked her best doing the movie Burlesque, and has been going downhill ever since then.


smarterthanpickler
Posted: 4/11/2012 at 6:08 PM Reply with quote
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Quote :
She looked her best doing the movie Burlesque, and has been going downhill ever since then.


I say she looked her best in the Genie in a Bottle video, and has been going downhill ever since then.

jawajedi
Posted: 4/11/2012 at 11:05 PM Reply with quote
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^^ This.



Last edited by jawajedi on 4/11/2012 at 11:05 PM
Witeboy
Posted: 4/17/2012 at 11:36 AM Reply with quote
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Not one comment about how god-awful her ass looked last night?


She has the puffy vagina lower gut thing that moms in their 40's get.


She needs to hire a trainer - or at least employ someone who will be honest enough with her to keep her from wearing ass shorts.

Witeboy
Posted: 4/17/2012 at 11:37 AM Reply with quote
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Quote "smarterthanpickler":
Quote :
She looked her best doing the movie Burlesque, and has been going downhill ever since then.


I say she looked her best in the Genie in a Bottle video, and has been going downhill ever since then.


She looked best in her Maxim photo shoot (or was it Stuff?) - I'm too lazy to look it up, but if you haven't seen it, you should. Her booty in the pool... lovely.

jawajedi
Posted: 4/17/2012 at 11:51 AM Reply with quote
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I was wondering how many pairs of Spanx she had on. And her hair was looking a bit fried, especially on the top of her head. Fresh root touchup, I guess. We only had to look at dem titties during performance.

insufferablepj
Posted: 4/17/2012 at 7:16 PM Reply with quote
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Her outfit for the group performance was best left for someone half as old as her. shock

jawajedi
Posted: 4/17/2012 at 7:20 PM Reply with quote
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Her outfit for the group performance was best left for someone half as big as her. FIXED.

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