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Gary_Busey
Posted: 4/4/2012 at 3:08 PM Reply with quote

Is it just me or is Blake always partial to the underage petite girls whether or not they are able to sing? I mean last season me and my girlfriend could not stop laughing at his creepy facial expressions and odd comments and praise towards underage female contestants (mainly Xenia)


   
 
insufferablepj
Posted: 4/4/2012 at 4:01 PM Reply with quote
Location: Michigan

He is a Country Steven Tyler.

rem
Posted: 4/4/2012 at 5:22 PM Reply with quote
Location: Middle of the Pacific

Either way it seems he's the only one who has anything to do with promoting his protegees after the show is over.

Eyemesem
Posted: 4/4/2012 at 8:24 PM Reply with quote

^

he even already gave a gig (for his current tours) to oldie Gwen who got kicked out over fat Erin during the battle rounds



Last edited by Eyemesem on 4/4/2012 at 8:25 PM
NikkiM1976
Posted: 4/5/2012 at 7:44 AM Reply with quote
Oh, hamburgers! Location: Hag Supastar!

Don't care. He's hilarious, his team is the most VFTW, and he's usually drunk.


Blake = awesome.

yojipoop
Posted: 4/5/2012 at 8:34 AM Reply with quote
Location: Just tell me who to vote for. I'm done LOL

I think it's just his southern hospitality/friends are family type mentality Laugh


I think he's pretty funny most of the time. He has made some amazingly hilarious song choices. Cee Lo has the VFTW look and attracts the more unique personalities to his team, but Blake has the most VFTW song choices/arrangements.

Vanderhook
Posted: 4/5/2012 at 2:35 PM Reply with quote

Blake Shelton is the shit. He's the perfect amount of southern hospitality cheese. I love doing impressions of him and calling everything "so pure" and "straight from the heart" and other generic Blake Shelton country shit. I also love trolling my friends and putting "Honeybee" on full blast, with such amazing lyrics as "IF YOU'LL BE MY LOOZYANNA, I'LL BE YOUR MISSISSIPPAYYY"

Leandro
Posted: 4/5/2012 at 6:15 PM Reply with quote

Blake Shelton is already piss#d of with online critics!


http://tasteofcountry.com/blake-shelton-the-voice-raelynn-critics/


Keeping RaeLynn on the show will be a blast.

thefunnystone
Posted: 4/5/2012 at 7:45 PM Reply with quote
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Blake is a lot of fun. And his team is always very VFTW worthy.

smarterthanpickler
Posted: 4/5/2012 at 9:11 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Lazaro's Pants!

Yup, he brought us this...



He's able to put Adam and Pigstina in their place.

joeyharmonic
Posted: 4/5/2012 at 9:40 PM Reply with quote
Laconic Bastard Location: Somewhere out there

Blake is the most clueless when it comes to giving advice that will actually help his contestants, Xtina is next most clueless and Cee-Lo and Adam are on a completely different planet as they actually appear to know what they are talking about.

annielynn
Posted: 4/6/2012 at 1:36 AM Reply with quote
Location: Hangin' with the Awkward Turtles.

Xenia is the only person I remember from "The Voice I." Paula

Everyone point to the left...

Vanderhook
Posted: 4/6/2012 at 9:25 AM Reply with quote

Quote "joeyharmonic":
Blake is the most clueless when it comes to giving advice that will actually help his contestants, Xtina is next most clueless and Cee-Lo and Adam are on a completely different planet as they actually appear to know what they are talking about.


In my opinion they're all pretty awful when it comes to giving advice. Everything is generic positive feedback -- even when the performance clearly sucked. The Idol judges are pretty bad too but at least they sometimes try to give constructive criticism.. though more often than not it's nonsensical or completely contradictory to what they just said. At least the Voice judges are way more entertaining.

StrangeLight
Posted: 4/6/2012 at 2:56 PM Reply with quote

Quote "Vanderhook":

In my opinion they're all pretty awful when it comes to giving advice. Everything is generic positive feedback -- even when the performance clearly sucked. The Idol judges are pretty bad too but at least they sometimes try to give constructive criticism.. though more often than not it's nonsensical or completely contradictory to what they just said. At least the Voice judges are way more entertaining.


sparkle cow begone!

joeyharmonic
Posted: 4/6/2012 at 5:06 PM Reply with quote
Laconic Bastard Location: Somewhere out there

I was referring to the off-stage "mentoring" segments which Idol doesn't have Pickler

AIfarce
Posted: 4/18/2012 at 10:48 AM Reply with quote

I posted on the comment on the front page. Bringing over here to add a little more.....


Goddammit Blake. What a dumb shit move. I bet a zillion dollars Miranda was ready to kick Lolita Lynn's country ass after the heartbreaker comments. Blake reacted in true pussy-whipped fashion & from now on he's only friends with fat chicks.


Now lets face-it Blake's got no shot with Whaleit getting to the Finals so he's basically betting it all on Black this year which totally sucks for Jermaine because in Blake's world Phil Collins and Bon Jovi are the closest thing to R&B/Soul.



Last edited by AIfarce on 4/18/2012 at 10:51 AM
rem
Posted: 4/18/2012 at 9:53 PM Reply with quote
Location: Middle of the Pacific

If Miranda had anything to do with Blake's choice its not to surprising since that's how he met her(as a judge on a TV singing show).

likeyourvotescount
Posted: 4/19/2012 at 3:24 PM Reply with quote
VFTW Fantard

Actually Blake and Miranda met 3 years after she was on Nashville Star. Blake didn't judge the season she was on. They met on some stupid duet show and she started shacking up with each other right after that and he filed for divorce from his then wife after the affair was exposed.

rem
Posted: 4/19/2012 at 5:40 PM Reply with quote
Location: Middle of the Pacific

Well, there you go. He is known to stray, so best to keep him away from the pretty ones.

likeyourvotescount
Posted: 4/19/2012 at 7:02 PM Reply with quote
VFTW Fantard

My thoughts exactly. I wouldn't be surprised if Miranda watches him like a hawk.

Eyemesem
Posted: 4/19/2012 at 10:43 PM Reply with quote

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