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The Voice
~ Blake Shelton: Country fried Pedobear?
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Gary_Busey
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Posted: 4/4/2012 at 3:08 PM
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Is it just me or is Blake always partial to the underage petite girls whether or not they are able to sing? I mean last season me and my girlfriend could not stop laughing at his creepy facial expressions and odd comments and praise towards underage female contestants (mainly Xenia)
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insufferablepj
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Posted: 4/4/2012 at 4:01 PM
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Location: Michigan
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He is a Country Steven Tyler.
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rem
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Posted: 4/4/2012 at 5:22 PM
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Location: Middle of the Pacific
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Either way it seems he's the only one who has anything to do with promoting his protegees after the show is over.
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Eyemesem
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Posted: 4/4/2012 at 8:24 PM
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^ he even already gave a gig (for his current tours) to oldie Gwen who got kicked out over fat Erin during the battle rounds
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Last edited by Eyemesem on 4/4/2012 at 8:25 PM
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NikkiM1976
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Posted: 4/5/2012 at 7:44 AM
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Oh, hamburgers!
Location: Hag Supastar!
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Don't care. He's hilarious, his team is the most VFTW, and he's usually drunk.
Blake = awesome.
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yojipoop
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Posted: 4/5/2012 at 8:34 AM
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Location: Just tell me who to vote for. I'm done LOL
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I think it's just his southern hospitality/friends are family type mentality
I think he's pretty funny most of the time. He has made some amazingly hilarious song choices. Cee Lo has the VFTW look and attracts the more unique personalities to his team, but Blake has the most VFTW song choices/arrangements.
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Vanderhook
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Posted: 4/5/2012 at 2:35 PM
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Blake Shelton is the shit. He's the perfect amount of southern hospitality cheese. I love doing impressions of him and calling everything "so pure" and "straight from the heart" and other generic Blake Shelton country shit. I also love trolling my friends and putting "Honeybee" on full blast, with such amazing lyrics as "IF YOU'LL BE MY LOOZYANNA, I'LL BE YOUR MISSISSIPPAYYY"
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Leandro
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Posted: 4/5/2012 at 6:15 PM
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Blake Shelton is already piss#d of with online critics!
http://tasteofcountry.com/blake-shelton-the-voice-raelynn-critics/
Keeping RaeLynn on the show will be a blast.
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thefunnystone
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Posted: 4/5/2012 at 7:45 PM
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Blake is a lot of fun. And his team is always very VFTW worthy.
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smarterthanpickler
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Posted: 4/5/2012 at 9:11 PM
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Location: Lazaro's Pants!
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Yup, he brought us this...
He's able to put Adam and Pigstina in their place.
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joeyharmonic
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Posted: 4/5/2012 at 9:40 PM
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Laconic Bastard
Location: Somewhere out there
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Blake is the most clueless when it comes to giving advice that will actually help his contestants, Xtina is next most clueless and Cee-Lo and Adam are on a completely different planet as they actually appear to know what they are talking about.
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annielynn
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Posted: 4/6/2012 at 1:36 AM
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Location: Hangin' with the Awkward Turtles.
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Xenia is the only person I remember from "The Voice I." Everyone point to the left...
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Vanderhook
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Posted: 4/6/2012 at 9:25 AM
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Quote "joeyharmonic": Blake is the most clueless when it comes to giving advice that will actually help his contestants, Xtina is next most clueless and Cee-Lo and Adam are on a completely different planet as they actually appear to know what they are talking about.
In my opinion they're all pretty awful when it comes to giving advice. Everything is generic positive feedback -- even when the performance clearly sucked. The Idol judges are pretty bad too but at least they sometimes try to give constructive criticism.. though more often than not it's nonsensical or completely contradictory to what they just said. At least the Voice judges are way more entertaining.
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StrangeLight
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Posted: 4/6/2012 at 2:56 PM
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Quote "Vanderhook": In my opinion they're all pretty awful when it comes to giving advice. Everything is generic positive feedback -- even when the performance clearly sucked. The Idol judges are pretty bad too but at least they sometimes try to give constructive criticism.. though more often than not it's nonsensical or completely contradictory to what they just said. At least the Voice judges are way more entertaining.
sparkle cow begone!
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joeyharmonic
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Posted: 4/6/2012 at 5:06 PM
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Laconic Bastard
Location: Somewhere out there
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I was referring to the off-stage "mentoring" segments which Idol doesn't have 
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AIfarce
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Posted: 4/18/2012 at 10:48 AM
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I posted on the comment on the front page. Bringing over here to add a little more.....
Goddammit Blake. What a dumb shit move. I bet a zillion dollars Miranda was ready to kick Lolita Lynn's country ass after the heartbreaker comments. Blake reacted in true pussy-whipped fashion & from now on he's only friends with fat chicks.
Now lets face-it Blake's got no shot with Whaleit getting to the Finals so he's basically betting it all on Black this year which totally sucks for Jermaine because in Blake's world Phil Collins and Bon Jovi are the closest thing to R&B/Soul.
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rem
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Posted: 4/18/2012 at 9:53 PM
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Location: Middle of the Pacific
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If Miranda had anything to do with Blake's choice its not to surprising since that's how he met her(as a judge on a TV singing show).
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likeyourvotescount
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Posted: 4/19/2012 at 3:24 PM
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VFTW Fantard
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Actually Blake and Miranda met 3 years after she was on Nashville Star. Blake didn't judge the season she was on. They met on some stupid duet show and she started shacking up with each other right after that and he filed for divorce from his then wife after the affair was exposed.
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rem
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Posted: 4/19/2012 at 5:40 PM
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Location: Middle of the Pacific
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Well, there you go. He is known to stray, so best to keep him away from the pretty ones.
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likeyourvotescount
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Posted: 4/19/2012 at 7:02 PM
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VFTW Fantard
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My thoughts exactly. I wouldn't be surprised if Miranda watches him like a hawk.
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Eyemesem
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Posted: 4/19/2012 at 10:43 PM
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Miranda Lambert @Miranda_Lambert I'm so excited to have a new Bad *** girl in country music.@RaeLynnOfficial we need u! @PistolAnnies are proud of u #BabyAnnie
she's keeping her close 
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