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American Idol: Seasons 1-10
~ Constantine Maroulis: Making Grease Out Of Nothing At All
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Bollox
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Posted: 6/16/2006 at 8:38 AM
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Location: Laughing at the Sparkle Cows
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Since the first, and most official was the night :blazedis survived, cried and Ryan (where the fuck is an emotie for him) sent Constantine packing... thought it was time to start a thread to honor his post-AI*cough* achievements *cough*
A CD in the works that will be bigger and better and bester than any other non-winner...taps foot waiting...
A tee-vee show produced by Kelsey Grammer... ...yep, see that one happening the same year that ABC produces a Three's Company movie starring John Ritter, Norman Fell and Don Knotts (yes, I know they are all deceased, thus the sick joke)
Oh, here's his big concert for the summer...meat on a stick anyone? http://www.spiediefest.com/music_area.asp
But he's a hottie...that's for sure... 
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Last edited by Insane on 4/18/2012 at 6:23 PM
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turdparty
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Posted: 6/16/2006 at 9:13 AM
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Great Big Woman with the Eyepatch
Location: New York, NY
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the title of the thread is inaccurate: constantine is already a biiig starr.
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Bollox
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Posted: 6/16/2006 at 9:17 AM
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Location: Laughing at the Sparkle Cows
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Oh my gosh...didn't realize that Lego Con would show up as large as it did... Will try to size down the jpeg and repost...but if someone else can do it first, I'll delete mine.
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thefunnystone
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Posted: 6/16/2006 at 10:47 AM
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Administrator
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We're all talking about gay porn, right?
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Bollox
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Posted: 6/16/2006 at 11:10 AM
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Location: Laughing at the Sparkle Cows
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Quote "thefunnystone": We're all talking about gay porn, right? Don't know about the gay porn, Dave...but the internet porn is sure to surface someday. Only a matter of time before one of those loony fans he seems so fond of screwing brings along a video camara along with her diaphragm. Wait...didn't he mention an indie movie deal? And wait Part Deux...what fans?
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kimberwyn
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Posted: 6/16/2006 at 9:39 PM
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Location: cali
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Dang, what's your obsession with him? I guess you're another one of those who believes every little fan account out there, sigh...lol!
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Canook
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Posted: 6/16/2006 at 9:54 PM
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Location: inside Amanda Chile's leather pants
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I don't see the obligatory picture of Constantcrap sniffing his pits in this thread. This thread is INCOMPLETE.
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Calimartian
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Posted: 6/17/2006 at 2:11 AM
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Attorney, Smith & Smith Lawfirm
Location: Orlando, FL
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PLEASE do not post that picture again. It literally make me nauseous every time I see it. Constantine would be perfect for the lead if they ever did "Scared Straight: The Musical".
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Miranda
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Posted: 6/17/2006 at 6:49 AM
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I don't see how that doesn't make everyone sick. It even is gross to me, and I am/was/whatever a fan.
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turdparty
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Posted: 6/17/2006 at 6:53 AM
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Great Big Woman with the Eyepatch
Location: New York, NY
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where the hell did that picture come from?
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Miranda
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Posted: 6/17/2006 at 6:55 AM
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It's on the first page of Google pictures. 
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Sulyvin
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Posted: 6/17/2006 at 7:10 AM
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Ew, Ew, Ew.... That guy really needs to keep his shirt on. Ew.
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Bollox
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Posted: 6/17/2006 at 7:46 AM
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Location: Laughing at the Sparkle Cows
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Aww... lots of Confans go fangirly over that pic. Gotta love a skinny guy with a pudge, dontcha? But agree, we don't want to see that one again for a while. And please no one make that for the Connie emotie. As a lot of you know, I was a big fan of his former band and thought they might have had a chance if they got to release a real album (not the quick and cheap one they did as a demo and sold for $5 at bar gigs). Seriously, though. I really, really feel sorry for the guy. I think he actually thought he was going to be the one to break out of the AI also-ran 15 minutes of fame has been mold. But quitting the band when he didn't have anything at all of his own on the immediate horizon was just...stupid as shit. I've never seen one guy make so many bad career moves in one year. It's like he has Jethro Bodine, Hollywood Talent Agent and Publicist to the Stars, running things for hm.
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turdparty
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Posted: 6/17/2006 at 11:36 AM
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Great Big Woman with the Eyepatch
Location: New York, NY
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one of my favorite things: constantine on elimidate. http://elimidate.warnerbros.com/video/quicktime3.html?=clipweek25b
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Miranda
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Posted: 6/17/2006 at 11:58 AM
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I used to watch that all the time when I was absolutely obsessed.
I love it when he and the other guy start stripping on the dance floor to impress her. I also love it when one of the guys rants on about Constantine being gay.
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Kat is FAT
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Posted: 6/20/2006 at 5:28 PM
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All I know is I was a big fan until he moved in on the brain dead Kellie Pickler who's nearly jail bate. So much for him liking older women. Also, I just happened to stop in on the Betty Boards the night the shite hit the fan. Apparently Con and the coat tail riders who were Betty were discussing a break up however they didn't expect Con to suddenly start a thread on the boards but he did; "sorry kids breaking up is hard to do" his words. Then these 2 horrid women who are apparently in with the band came out in the middle of the thread and ruined his "we support you no matter what Con love fest with his fans." They said, "yeh well guess what, he calls you all fat and scary behind your back!" OK that didn't make me love him more but it wasn't the place for them to do this either and they are just trouble makers. Con's main fan base is not the teeny bopper, bubble gum chewer like some would believe. It's the rocker mama with 3 kids living in the real world. He had some serious die hard fans who travelled all over the country to see him, many times, yet this is how he treats them? Apparently this is all true, the other guys in the band didn't argue. Constantine didn't deny it. He does slam his fans in private. I'd heard this prior but had no idea how bad he really was. He's also an ego maniac who keeps saying things like "there are no Betty fans, only Constantine fans, when I'm on stage all eyes are on me, me MEE!" I did love him, but no longer. I don't hate him, but I'd never consider travelling to see him live. He really looks rough now, not near as sexy as last year. Too many late nights or drugs I'd guess. He does keep saying his TV show is going to be big, his album is gong to be big and I too am tapping my toe. I told so many people about this big success that was going to prove them all wrong but guess who's getting proven wrong... me. I've also heard a lot of stories from people who've met him live, apparently if you ask him his name he gets all offended like you should already know it and he'll say Guss, or James and give you big time attitude. Constantine really disappointed me and moving in on Pickler like that just made him look more like a preditor. Apparently Kat is the one he really wants but that stuck up bitch wouldn't wipe her shoes on him. He is not a big star, I don't think he ever will be because he doesn't write music and he is not a good singer.
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johnnywang57
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Posted: 6/21/2006 at 3:18 AM
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Quote : Apparently Kat is the one he really wants but that stuck up bitch wouldn't wipe her shoes on him. Does one have to be a stuck-up bitch to not want to wipe their shoes on Constantine? I hardly consider myself stuck-up, but please; get that shit AWAY from me.
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nemoes
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Posted: 6/21/2006 at 3:33 AM
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Quote "Miranda": I don't see how that doesn't make everyone sick. It even is gross to me, and I am/was/whatever a fan. oh, Miranda, you've ruined my breakfast for real. Is that photo for real? Somone put wet hariballs on tofu!
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Bollox
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Posted: 6/21/2006 at 8:16 AM
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Quote "johnnywang57": Quote : Apparently Kat is the one he really wants but that stuck up bitch wouldn't wipe her shoes on him. I thought about that once or twice... He booked the losers' gig of performing at the Top 24 party, and wondered whether he had an agenda of trying to figure out which girl(s) would make it a few weeks into the Top 12 to highjack some of their 15 minutes. With all the talk out there that Clive Davis and RCA are in talks to sign both Chris (with Absent Element) and Ace, and of course, all the groovy things that came Taylor's way in the past couple of weeks...Constantine has to see the writing on the wall, while not tagged by his former guitarist, still says "Surreal Life here I come." As for his "massive" fanbase post Betty split...ever go to a sold out ballgame where the home team is getting its ass royally kicked and the fans leave in droves.... and the overpaid egomaniac right fielder blames and insults the fans? That's what happened, except this right fielder hasn't played in a game since the ass kicking ...and when he does, he's going to be playing to a few "diehards" (a/k/a stalkers), a few hecklers who want to see him fall on his ass, but mostly it will be lots and lots of empty seats.
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DaisyLove
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Posted: 6/21/2006 at 9:47 AM
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Location: Taylor's bed
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OMG--that picture has got to be the most h-o-r-r-i-b-l-e picture of him. . .just GROSS!!!!!!!!! Thank goodness I didn't eat before I saw that! 
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Logan
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Posted: 6/21/2006 at 10:52 AM
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Location: Oceanic Flight 815
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Quote "Bollox": Aww... lots of Confans go fangirly over that pic. Eww! Do they really? If there was a picture of Taylor in that pose, I wouldn't find it hot at all!
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