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smarterthanpickler
Posted: 1/30/2012 at 6:03 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: In your head

Wookie's getting banged hard


From an interview today...


Quote :
she talked a little about her BOYFRIEND, singer Jason Derulo. She knew him for a couple of years, but “it came out of nowhere”. She still wears her promise ring–not everyday. But she’s not making any promises. NOW she says you shouldn’t do anything until you’re ready. Marriage is not a requirement.


Forget promises, Wookie wants PENIS!



   
 
Insane
Posted: 1/31/2012 at 1:21 AM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Back East, different places

About time. She's OMG 22!!!!

Lady WahWah
Posted: 1/31/2012 at 2:06 PM Reply with quote
I don't want a subnic Location: On the last train out of Sydney

Quote "smarterthanpickler":
. . .She knew him for a couple of years, but “it came out of nowhere.



Yep, penises have a habit of doing that Jordin my darling.



Last edited by Lady WahWah on 1/31/2012 at 2:06 PM
NikkiM1976
Posted: 1/31/2012 at 3:20 PM Reply with quote
Oh, hamburgers! Location: Hag Supastar!

^all over your clothes.

MagmaHD
Posted: 1/31/2012 at 11:03 PM Reply with quote

Quote "Insane":
About time. She's OMG 22!!!!


I won't even lie. I was twenty flippin' four. She still got 2 more years to waffle but it will happen, if not already. She'll probably write a song about it! Laugh



Last edited by MagmaHD on 1/31/2012 at 11:31 PM
thefunnystone
Posted: 1/31/2012 at 11:32 PM Reply with quote
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And this is why kids who decide to wear purity rings are just lying to themselves until they get older and wiser.

NikkiM1976
Posted: 2/1/2012 at 7:33 AM Reply with quote
Oh, hamburgers! Location: Hag Supastar!

^Truth. Jeebus won't stop loving you if you have sex.

joeyharmonic
Posted: 2/1/2012 at 9:46 AM Reply with quote
Laconic Bastard Location: Purrfect's catnip stash

You're all going to hell!


Wagner4eva
Posted: 2/20/2012 at 3:55 PM Reply with quote

I'll be curious to see what happens this summer when "Sparkle" comes out, as she has equal screentime with Whitney Houston; obviously, most are expecting HUGE box office. I don't know that Jorbacca will gain lasting stardom out of this, but she will have an ENORMOUS spotlight on her for a good while drevilWhat do you guys think?



Last edited by Wagner4eva on 2/20/2012 at 3:56 PM
Insane
Posted: 2/20/2012 at 4:18 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Back East, different places

I have to respect anyone who can still have a career in entertainment six years after being on AI. She's beating some very long odds, the slut. ;)

Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 2/20/2012 at 4:35 PM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

It sounds like she is actually growing up a bit.

jawajedi
Posted: 2/20/2012 at 11:49 PM Reply with quote
Will ideate for food Location: Event Horizon

Quote "Wagner4eva":
she will have an ENORMOUS spotlight

Jorbacca's so massive, the spotlight would have to be big! Almost as big as Lil's badonkadonk.

thefunnystone
Posted: 2/21/2012 at 12:00 AM Reply with quote
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Unfortunately, no. She's not fat anymore.


I know... It's hard to take the news. The city of Tokyo was thrilled though.

jawajedi
Posted: 2/21/2012 at 12:04 AM Reply with quote
Will ideate for food Location: Event Horizon

Skinny or not, she has Amazonian height.

annielynn
Posted: 2/21/2012 at 12:32 AM Reply with quote
Location: Cowboy Junction

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she has equal screentime with Whitney Houston
Stacy Francis will cut a bitch. Herself? Mikalah

she_is_so_random
Posted: 2/21/2012 at 4:57 PM Reply with quote
Location: mother-of-bride land

See,I told you guys back when she lost the weight that she was going to go on the ho stroll. The only thing that was keeping her from the peen back when she was fat...was that she was fat.

likeyourvotescount
Posted: 2/21/2012 at 5:00 PM Reply with quote
VFTW Fantard Location: Chicago

^^^


Stacy will put a hit out on Jordin right once the movie comes out. Then she'll have the hit man stick a poorly recorded demo of a song she does in Jordin's CD player so she can announce that the two were friends and she was considering the song for her upcoming album.


Then she will cry to every news company that will talk to her about how the world is so hard on her and she's never gotten a fair chance.

8-bit
Posted: 2/21/2012 at 8:46 PM Reply with quote
Location: Sanjaya's papaya.

How do these Idol's end up losing weight? Surgery?

Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 2/22/2012 at 3:26 PM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

Starvation.

bluegenie
Posted: 2/22/2012 at 7:33 PM Reply with quote

Throwing up after having to listen to their own "music"

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