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<    American Idol: Seasons 1-10   ~  Jordin Sparks: S L U T

SmellsLikeHome
Posted: 1/17/2007 at 3:05 PM Reply with quote

http://www.jordinsparks.com/


Somebody's got connections


From 2004








her cd cover


I smell pimpage Paula



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Dissgirl
Posted: 1/17/2007 at 3:09 PM Reply with quote
Location: In Hell

She's gonna be pimped like the prize ho.

Ellen
Posted: 1/17/2007 at 3:09 PM Reply with quote
Location: Around

Lisa Tucker's put on a little weight. :(

Dissgirl
Posted: 1/17/2007 at 3:11 PM Reply with quote
Location: In Hell

Did they not say Jordon's dad was a famous football player? I check that out tomorrow.

thefunnystone
Posted: 1/17/2007 at 3:15 PM Reply with quote
Administrator

Not liking her. VFTW enemy. Annoying.

Ms.Tina
Posted: 1/17/2007 at 3:17 PM Reply with quote
Banned Location: BANNED!

She sucked. Period. They were letting anyone through tonight, I'm tellin' ya. (Giraffey Anna, anyone? So mediocre and sad.)

SmellsLikeHome
Posted: 1/17/2007 at 3:22 PM Reply with quote

my personal favorite

http://www.answers.com/topic/jordin-sparks

here's an excerpt

Quote :
Arizona Idol and Torrid

Jordin recently won Arizona Idol, a singing contest held by FOX 10 in Phoenix, Arizona on September 15. As her prize, she received a Ford Fusion and a trip to Seattle to audition for the sixth season of American Idol. She won a modeling contest for Torrid, a clothing chain for tall and plus-size females. She and another girl from Arizona won the contest in the Arizona division.

Quote :
Various Awards

Coca Cola Rising Star 2002

Family Night Talent Show Five-time 1st Place Finals Winner at Mr. Lucky's in Glendale, Arizona, 2003

Glendale Youth Fest 2003: Teen Talent Show, 1st Place

GMA (Gospel Music Association) Academy, Washington, D.C., Overall Spotlight Winner &;; Country/Southern Gospel First Place Winner, 2004

Country Thunder Young Guns Second Place Winner, 2004

The Proof Is In The Pudding Talent Winner, Phoenix, Arizona, 2004

PAX TV/America?s Most Talented Kids, 2005

Colgate Country Showdown, Arizona state title, 2006.



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smarterthanpickler
Posted: 1/17/2007 at 3:22 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: In your head

Fat Lisa.

SmellsLikeHome
Posted: 1/17/2007 at 3:28 PM Reply with quote

Loves me some internet

http://www.torrid.com/community/model_search_winners_phoenix.asp

http://www.gospelmusic.org/eprofile/view-detailartist.aspx?iid=3241 you can hear her sing here

Nigel Lies
Posted: 1/17/2007 at 3:31 PM Reply with quote

I thought about Lisa Tucker too when Jordin came on. "Only 16" and pimped in the second episode of the season.

Paula

She will be one of the most pimped girls in the competition even though she did that annoying "crying" thing with her voice while singing.

The only comforting thing was ManTits' criticisms about being cutesy and over-the-top. It looks like he wants the Anti-Steffi, and I don't know if Jordin will be able to help herself from smiling and be all pageant-like.

St. FaFu, bestow upon us someone who will defeat Jordin in a shocking elimination!

:fafu

Grima
Posted: 1/17/2007 at 3:36 PM Reply with quote
Croco-Stimpy Location: Schoolworkhome.

Ms.Tina
Posted: 1/17/2007 at 3:50 PM Reply with quote
Banned Location: BANNED!

DON'T WANT!

caknuck
Posted: 1/17/2007 at 3:52 PM Reply with quote
Location: DFW, TX

If some mad scientist spliced Brenna with Lisa and Mikaylah, the result would be Jordan.

Jordin's my mother-in-law's ex-boss' niece's daughter. That gives me a Jordin Number of 5, a Simon number of 6 and a FaFu number of 7.

Props to the girl for hooking up with the Nuge!

SmellsLikeHome
Posted: 1/17/2007 at 3:53 PM Reply with quote

Her Resume

Quote :
Jordin Brianna Sparks

Age: 15

Born: 12/22/89 Phoenix, Arizona

Parents: Phillippi and Jodi Sparks

Sibling: Brother, PJ, age 12

School: Sandra Day O'Conner High School, Phoenix, AZ

Church: Calvary Community Church, Phoenix, AZ

Hobbies and interests: reading, writing, drawing, softball, basketball, acting, singing.

Happiest moments: "Making my first CD and getting my

braces off !"

Awards And Experience

Phoenix Valley Youth Theater 2002:

Parts in The Wiz and Cinderella

Arizona State Fair:

Coca Cola Rising Star 2002

Concert, Wallace and Ladmo Stage, 2003

Mr. Lucky?s Western Club, Glendale, Arizona:

Family Night Talent Show Five-time 1st Place FINALS Winner, 2003

Frequent guest vocalist, 2004

TV Auditions:

Apollo Theater, 2003

CBS - Star Search, 2003

NBC - America's Most Talented Kid, 2003

FOX - American Juniors, 2003

PAX - America?s Most Talented Kids, 2004

National Anthem Soloist:

Arizona State University basketball and baseball games, 2003-2004

Wells Fargo Holiday Invitational Basketball Tournament, 2003

Phoenix Suns basketball game, America West Arena, Phoenix, AZ 2004

Pat Tillman Memorial at Sun Devil Stadium, 2004

Arizona Cardinals football game, Sun Devil Stadium, Tempe, AZ 2004

Christian Events:

Hebrew's Coffee Shop, Phoenix, AZ, Christmas Concert, 2003

National Quartet Convention, Louisville, KY, 5th place soloist, 2003

Calvary Community Church, frequent soloist &;; Easter and Christmas soloist

Frequent soloist for out of state churches, 2003-2004

Pure Excitement Youth Rally/Joe White, No. Phoenix Baptist, soloist, 2004

Extreme Faith's Christian Music Showcase, guest soloist, 2004

Tostito's Fiesta Bowl FCA Prayer Breakfast, soloist, Dec. 2004

Coffee Shop Concerts:

It?s A Grind, Glendale, AZ, show

Hebrews Coffee Shop, Phoenix, AZ, show

City Events Featured Soloist:

Glendale Youth Fest 2003: Teen Talent Show, 1st Place

Concert Under the Stars, Phoenix 2003

Scottsdale Lights It Up, July 4 celebration, Rawhide Old West Town, 2003

Glendale?s Ultimate Challenge 2004, Glendale, Arizona

Glendale?s Family Night, 2004

Recordings:

For Now recorded at Rosewood Studios, Tyler, TX, September 2003

Live At Mr. Lucky's, recorded April 2004

Gospel Music Association:

GMA Academy, Washington, D.C., Feb. 2004: Country/Southern Gospel First Place Winner and Overall Spotlight Winner

Music in the Rockies, National Finals Southern Gospel Second Place Winner, Estes Cafe performer, Estes Park, CO, Aug. 2004

Country Thunder USA:

Young Guns Second Place Winner, 2004

Main Stage and Miller Stage performance sets (Backed by J. David Sloan and Western Bred), Country Thunder 2004

TV &;; Radio:

ABC TV/Good Morning Arizona, soloist and interview, 2004-2005

KMLE Country Radio, Phoenix, AZ, interview with Stu Evans, 2004

Cox Cable TV, Country Thunder program, 2004

AZ FOX News, Dec. 2004

PAX TV/America?s Most Talented Kids (Winner) Jan. 23 &;; 28, 2005

KFLR, Family Life Radio, with Bruce Thurman, January 2005

Other Special Events:

Proof Is In The Pudding Talent Winner, Cooperstown, Dec. 2004

Alice Cooper's Christmas Pudding Show, soloist, Dec. 18, 2004

"Jordin, Jodi, Phillipi and PJ Sparks, Dallas 2000"

Someone said something about football earlier?

I guess I won't completely dispise her, as long as she's honest about her credentials

positivek722
Posted: 1/17/2007 at 3:55 PM Reply with quote
Location: Cleveland

She'll be pimped to the high heavens, but she'll end up anywhere between 6th and 10th place, kind of like Paris and Lisa last season.

Grima
Posted: 1/17/2007 at 3:56 PM Reply with quote
Croco-Stimpy Location: Schoolworkhome.

Ummm...did she have a childhood?!

Ms.Tina
Posted: 1/17/2007 at 3:57 PM Reply with quote
Banned Location: BANNED!

Childhoods are for losers, Grima.

SmellsLikeHome
Posted: 1/17/2007 at 4:00 PM Reply with quote

Did the image link stop working for anyone else?

thefunnystone
Posted: 1/17/2007 at 4:01 PM Reply with quote
Administrator

I've been saving every picture everyone posts. Nice work, we have some great stuff for when we pick someone.

Nigel Lies
Posted: 1/17/2007 at 4:05 PM Reply with quote

She looks quite a bit older than 16. Maybe the pressure to perform forced her to grow up or age prematurely. Maybe it's the clothes.

VTWsbitch
Posted: 1/17/2007 at 4:07 PM Reply with quote

I know a lot of people say Lisa Tucker, and I can see why...

Howevia...I thought of Diana DeGarmo. Simon said basically the same exact thing to this girl as he said to DiBot. http://youtube.com/watch?v=MwFc2Fd0qP4

Her cutesy routine and pagaent smiling I think made him think of DiBot. He never liked DiBot, but he did like Lisa Tucker.

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