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<    American Idol: Seasons 1-10   ~  Antonella Barba - Thanks For The Mammaries

8-bit
Posted: 6/10/2011 at 3:51 PM Reply with quote
Location: Sanjaya's papaya.

Whoops.

   
 
joeyharmonic
Posted: 6/11/2011 at 2:28 AM Reply with quote
Laconic Bastard Location: Purrfect's catnip stash

Saint Antonella is not appearing very Chaste in those photos.

thefunnystone
Posted: 6/11/2011 at 2:08 PM Reply with quote
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Saint Antonella is never chaste, that's why we love her and pray to her.

cynmac
Posted: 6/11/2011 at 6:51 PM Reply with quote
Nadia Turner Location: A little blue island in the sea of red state

The Saint made the Did You See That? photo spread on SI.com this week.

Clap

she_is_so_random
Posted: 6/11/2011 at 8:22 PM Reply with quote
Location: mother-of-bride land

So how long til she gets her own soft core porn website (she make millions,probably) which will lead to the real thing eventually?

Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 6/11/2011 at 10:48 PM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

Don't hold your breath.

thefunnystone
Posted: 7/25/2011 at 7:36 PM Reply with quote
Administrator

"Lipstick" video for Antonella's new band La-eX

joeyharmonic
Posted: 7/27/2011 at 5:42 PM Reply with quote
Laconic Bastard Location: Purrfect's catnip stash

So, is the '-' in the Band's name supposed to be an S, T or B?





Last edited by joeyharmonic on 7/27/2011 at 5:43 PM
Testiclez
Posted: 7/29/2011 at 2:18 AM Reply with quote
Location: NYC

Quote "packratshow":


So sad about her lack of ass.

NikkiM1976
Posted: 7/29/2011 at 7:32 AM Reply with quote
Oh, hamburgers! Location: Hag Supastar!

she can get implants, Testi, don't worry.

Analog_Kid
Posted: 1/9/2012 at 9:13 PM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

ZOMG!!! ANTOILETTA WAS A CONTESTANT ON "FEAR FACTOR" TONIGHT!!!!


The first stunt was an underwater stunt, and her teammate gave up so they were sent packing 5 minutes into the show. Reality shows are just not her thing.


ETA: This first stunt is murder, so she may get to come back if nobody does it.


ETA 2: Nope... 2 other teams did it so she's out. Oh well. At least I got to see her in a skimpy bikini for 5 minutes. She looked amazing. Hubbalah hubbalah.


ETA 3: The second stunt involved eating cockroaches and rat hair, and drinking blood with maggots in it. Too bad she "bugged out." I would have loved to have seen her try that.


ETA 4: Oh, and this was not a "celebrity edition" of the show (not that she could ever pass for a celebrity). She was there as a regular person, and competed against regular people. And nobody recognized her, not even Joe Rogan! She and her teammate even sang a little song, and still nobody recognized her.



Last edited by Analog_Kid on 1/9/2012 at 11:35 PM
joeyharmonic
Posted: 1/10/2012 at 1:35 AM Reply with quote
Laconic Bastard Location: Purrfect's catnip stash

It's sad that so many people have lost The Faith these days that Saint Antonella has been reduced to this just to get by.


Analog_Kid
Posted: 1/10/2012 at 11:59 AM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

Yeah. She no doubt had designs on winning the 50Gs since nobody probably pays her for singing, but you have to complete the 1st stunt to have a chance. Laugh She said something about a business her and her teammate had in Jersey that seemed related to music, but I wasn't paying attention.

8-bit
Posted: 1/10/2012 at 3:26 PM Reply with quote
Location: Sanjaya's papaya.

Shouldn't be surprising after she washed cars. Laugh

Analog_Kid
Posted: 1/10/2012 at 4:51 PM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

No matter how many of these reality shows she utterly fails at, she’ll always be our porcelain princess. Laugh

SimonsConscience
Posted: 1/10/2012 at 4:55 PM Reply with quote
Location: I don't exist

She and her friend run a singing telegram service. I saw the show, but never recognized her! I'm so ashamed! Mikalah

Wagner4eva
Posted: 1/10/2012 at 8:46 PM Reply with quote

Quote "Analog_Kid":
ETA 4: Oh, and this was not a "celebrity edition" of the show (not that she could ever pass for a celebrity)

I watched the celebrity edition of "Don't Forget the Lyrics," last Spring and the roster was - Blake Lewis, Elliott Yamin, Alex Lambert, Bo Bice, and Taylor Hicks...Ummm...NO female contestants from AI!!!??? I guess they would have inserted KatPee as SHE would have fit in PERFECTLY WELL with those toolsLaugh, except for our dear Taylor, of coursePaula

Analog_Kid
Posted: 1/10/2012 at 11:51 PM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

Antonella and her BFF explain to Joe Rogan why they just failed so completely.



Last edited by Analog_Kid on 1/11/2012 at 12:02 AM
NikkiM1976
Posted: 1/18/2012 at 11:15 AM Reply with quote
Oh, hamburgers! Location: Hag Supastar!

^was her teammate Amanda Colucci??

Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 1/19/2012 at 4:05 AM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

I don't think so.


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