Name: Carly Hennessy, now Smithson

Age: 24

Sex: Loves Giving BJs

Tattoos: Many

Nationality: NOT AMERICAN!

Musical style: Whatever serves her purpose at the moment

Album Price: 9 Cents (1 Cent Used)

Pimpage: To the extreme

Holy Fucking Shit...

She set her myspace to private about five minutes after we outed her

Hi Carly

Has anyone ever been more pimped than this girl? We heard about her two years ago but they deported her ass out of the country. She's back and ready to be shoved down our throats more than ever.

This pimpage has been two years in the making. At this point, she's being made out to be a cross between The Beatles and Jesus Christ. If you thought Jordin OMG17!1!1! was bad, you have no clue what's coming. This could be All-Time VFTW Enemy #1.

Of course, you know she's going to be a huge letdown.

I wonder how Jeanne Smith will feel about an alien winning America's most cherished title.

:jeannesmith

Loads of freaky pictures, links and other stuff starting around page 2-3.

Cunty Shitson's VFTW Scrapbook

Please, oh Blessed Saint, let it be #2

it's too much to hope her taste in music might actually be good just because she's irish. I've been waiting for a good celtic singer to be on an idol show for a long time...I guess I'll end up being the first if I can make it to the semi's, and I'm celtic metal

Based on buzz, I wouldn't be thinking Celtic or Riverdance. Think skankier Kelly Clarkson.

not surprised though

Has there ever been this sort of build up/secrecy for an idol prior to the show actually starting before? Jeeze, you'd think she was the second coming of christ or something.

Shome mishtake, shuuurley?

I have neither seen nor heard her, but if the above is true, may she last a week.

Unless it's pink girl (which I doubt it is). She can hang.

"God loves pink people.."

it's not the pink haired girl. I know I said I wouldnt say anything, but I couldnt let you get your hopes up....

There's usually one who's pimped between Hollywood and when the show actually starts, usually the one that seems most marketable. They were creaming over Ace Young and Chris Richardson at this point in the process and they both faded...bigtime.

If she owns every CD by the Pogues, I'll love her regardless of what she looks like. If she's a reject from Celtic Woman, I'll be bitter and spiteful. Your call, phantom Irish lassie.

I love Celtic Woman, so I'm not quite sure what you're getting at

I don't like Irish easy listening -- Celtic Woman, Enya, etc. It's pretty but boring. I'm hoping this girl will have a little bit of punk swagger in her somewhere, but I'm fighting a losing battle by hoping for any kind of edgy singer to ever appear on AI.

If she's boring, at least let her be red-headed and hot.

Quote "JoesPlace":

it's not the pink haired girl. I know I said I wouldnt say anything, but I couldnt let you get your hopes up....

I have horrible eyesight, but is that what I think it is on Pinko's wrist, peeking out from her blazer?...

Either that's a tattoo or this girl has some furry arms

there's a person on earth who doesn't like Enya? :fafu

wow. I'm not a big fan of the Irish folk thing compared to celtic, it's catchy sometimes, but a little bit annoying. I need more melody, like Celtic Woman, and Enya

Not to hijack this thread or anything, but I LOVE Celtic Woman too. Enya is pretty good as well, though I mostly use her for background music my self. I'm a pretty big celtic fan in general (Solas and Iona being two of my absolute favorites).

However, I'm not expecting this girl to sound anything like the aforementioned artists.

So much pre-show hype. I hope she sucks, we don't pick her, and she goes home first.

Is this the same one who tried out a couple of years ago but didn't have a visa or whatever so she couldn't compete? If it is then we've already seen her and I doubt it's that pinky girl, although she looks really familiar.

Some one has to identify Pinky. If we don't see her in the auditions she may become our pink AI fetus.