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ItsMeDeb
Posted: 7/28/2011 at 8:15 PM Reply with quote
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Stroke has become very much a part of my life over the past few years and I have thrown myself into researching everything about it. I started experiencing mild symptoms while out on tour with my band We Are The Fallen last year and then when tour ended something a little more serious happened. Im still undergoing tests with my doctors and hope to never experience a full blown stroke. Since getting off tour Ive been able to surround myself with a wonderful medical team.


Wait, she doesn't say she had a stroke, just mild stroke symptoms.


You either have a stroke or you don't.



   
 
beanhead
Posted: 7/28/2011 at 8:27 PM Reply with quote
Location: Out in the Countryside

Amaxing, she even fails at having a stroke properly!

Also amaxing, 400 pages of continued fail!!

thefunnystone
Posted: 7/28/2011 at 11:26 PM Reply with quote
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I mean, I feel bad that she has health problems, but eh... how do you have a little bit of a stroke? That doesn't make sense, does it?

Snotty
Posted: 7/29/2011 at 12:13 AM Reply with quote
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TIA

Insane
Posted: 7/29/2011 at 4:19 AM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Being planet

^^ Yeah, supposedly that's what that reporter had at the Grammy awards when she garbled her words and everyone was all WTF about it.





Mysterioso
Posted: 7/29/2011 at 5:37 AM Reply with quote
CUNT Location: In The Aether

My 45 year old friend had 4 TIA mini strokes over a period of a few months. Each one was like a typical stroke, but he basically recovered from them after a few days. They included paralysis, inability to speak, disorientation etc. He lived a healthy lifestyle, no drink or smoke or drugs. Ate organic foods, very active, etc.


I think that experience made him confront his own mortality. Although he was still seemed pretty healthy, and was creative, he suffered from severe bouts of depression afterwards and is no longer on the planet. I wouldn't wish that on anyone.



Last edited by Mysterioso on 7/29/2011 at 5:46 AM
NikkiM1976
Posted: 7/29/2011 at 7:31 AM Reply with quote
Oh, hamburgers! Location: Hag Supastar!

TIA's are "warning" strokes. It's your brain telling you "shit's about to hit the fucking fan here"

ItsMeDeb
Posted: 7/29/2011 at 2:51 PM Reply with quote
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Then she should have said she had a TIA....NOT a stroke.

likeyourvotescount
Posted: 7/29/2011 at 7:01 PM Reply with quote
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They probably did. But Mrs. Pathological Liar, saw attention and went for it.

NikkiM1976
Posted: 8/1/2011 at 11:27 AM Reply with quote
Oh, hamburgers! Location: Hag Supastar!

Yep, Carly is a whore of opportunity. "People will feel bad for me?" "I'll get into the press?" "I HAD A LITTLE STROKE"


I hate her so much.


she can't tell the truth to save her fucking life.

Testiclez
Posted: 8/3/2011 at 1:11 AM Reply with quote
Location: NYC

If she ever says that someone kicked her in the face and made her eat her own shit through a straw, I hope that she is telling the truth.

Insane
Posted: 8/3/2011 at 1:35 AM Reply with quote
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I hope she videotapes it and leaks it to TMZ.

joeyharmonic
Posted: 8/3/2011 at 5:35 AM Reply with quote
Laconic Bastard Location: Somewhere out there

Here's another explanation for her poor circulation:



400 pages of FAIL: we should commemorate this somehow.



NikkiM1976
Posted: 8/3/2011 at 10:15 AM Reply with quote
Oh, hamburgers! Location: Hag Supastar!

Testi can you make the eating her own shit through a straw thing happen?

thefunnystone
Posted: 8/15/2011 at 7:35 PM Reply with quote
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Wait? Evanescence reunited and are making a new album?


Turns out Amy Lee put together a new band. We are the Fallen, on the other hand, was an epic failure, mostly due to Carly Smithson, and now they're done.


So Carly Smithson = FAIL again.


What is this, fail #6 or so? Laugh



Last edited by thefunnystone on 8/15/2011 at 7:38 PM
satchvai
Posted: 8/15/2011 at 7:38 PM Reply with quote

^^

Simply put:


Amy Lee is the Shit.

Carly Smithson is Shit.



Last edited by satchvai on 8/15/2011 at 7:38 PM
annielynn
Posted: 8/18/2011 at 11:25 PM Reply with quote
Location: Hangin' with the Awkward Turtles.

Quote "thefunnystone":
So Carly Smithson = FAIL again. What is this, fail #6 or so? Laugh
Laugh And chances are she'll have a fail #7 coming up soon VFTW Victory

smarterthanpickler
Posted: 6/10/2012 at 10:28 AM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Lazaro's Pants!

Guess who's having a baby!1!



I call him Sprout!

Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 6/10/2012 at 11:49 AM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

Oh god. Whatever happened to her firstborn that she was hiding?

Ivette 2.0
Posted: 6/10/2012 at 11:54 AM Reply with quote
Location: Bates Motel

If it's a boy she should name him something plant-related, like Trent, Leif, or Forest.

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