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Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 12/28/2008 at 7:50 PM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

All the girls on that show looked like sluts except Syesha. I remember this one was trying to dance and sing at the same time and got really out of breath. That show was so bad, I bet more people saw her than the rest of the contestants because the ratings dropped as the hour went on. I watched it at my parents' place and they thought it was the WB's Superstar USA show that intentionally tricked bad singers into thinking they were good.

   
 
Wowbagger
Posted: 12/29/2008 at 5:14 AM Reply with quote
Location: Emily's shop

I'm sure it won't happen here, but in Pop Idol 2 in the UK, there was a contestant, Andy Scott-Lee, who had been in a failed (more-or-less, they had a couple of minor hits) boy band and was also the brother of a member of Steps, who were an unbelievably cheesy but also incredibly successful boy/girl band of the time. Their manager was Pete Waterman, a judge on Pop Idol.

It would have been difficult to cover up such plantiness, so at the audition not only did the voiceover explain the connections, but Pete admitted that it was unfair to judge Andy and sat out of the audition judging. It made no difference anyway because there were four judges and the others wanted to put him through, but at least they were honest about his past. He ended up in the top ten.

JoshN
Posted: 12/29/2008 at 5:44 AM Reply with quote
Location: Paula's cup

Quote "Fallen Angel Gabriel":
All the girls on that show looked like sluts except Syesha. I remember this one was trying to dance and sing at the same time and got really out of breath. That show was so bad, I bet more people saw her than the rest of the contestants because the ratings dropped as the hour went on. I watched it at my parents' place and they thought it was the WB's Superstar USA show that intentionally tricked bad singers into thinking they were good.

I know! The One had the sluttiest cast in the history of talent competitions. They had this J-Lo bitch who couldn't catch her breath, Boobyesha screaming at the top of her lungs, that blonde bitch that sounded like Amanda, the skanky washed-up redhead crackwhore, and the Miley Cyrus wannabe. No wonder it failed.

Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 12/30/2008 at 2:35 PM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

They also had that ugly boy who was banging one of the whores and then revealed he had a baby mama at home.

JoshN
Posted: 12/30/2008 at 5:27 PM Reply with quote
Location: Paula's cup

God, I remember him. He went on Can You Duet trying to make it into country music. Along with that Chris Daughtry wannabe. The fat black guy who was always eating was hilarious to watch(he would sweat after every performance). The One also featured the black Jason Castro, a fat gay guy who wore makeup, and a drunken hick. Wow, what a cast. No wonder the show failed. Everybody on the show except Syesha were ugly, talentless plants. American Idol is headed down that path. Hard telling what kinda fugly goofs we'll be seeing parade on the stage this year.

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