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<    American Idol: Seasons 1-10   ~  Kris Allen - We Made A Monkey Out Of Him

Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: 2/24/2009 at 11:47 PM Reply with quote
Pimps Up, Hoes Down Location: holed up in the compound

^^^ AI is being invaded by church music directors. It's like a plague.

   
 
smarterthanpickler
Posted: 2/25/2009 at 3:18 AM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: In your head

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AI is being invaded by church music directors

This show is more religious than a broadcast from the Vatican. rolleyes

Aggrieved
Posted: 2/25/2009 at 4:43 AM Reply with quote
Location: Flying the coop

Doesn't the Constitution provide for some separation of Church and Reality TV? If not, we need a new Amendment STAT. This show is bad enough without evangelicals taking it and turning it into a recruitment tool.

MysticTortoise
Posted: 2/25/2009 at 4:58 PM Reply with quote

I have family in Conway, and I have to say, I'd be surprised if someone from there didn't have something to do with church. Before they got the Sonic like 8 years ago the only other place to work was the hardware store or laundromat. This is probably just his desperate attempt to get out.

Anyways, part of me is gonna be a little sad to see him go. He's the only one in the semifinals who doesn't make me throw up a little when I see him.

Mysterioso
Posted: 2/25/2009 at 9:21 PM Reply with quote
CUNT Location: In The Aether

Cute, boring, fodder.

Bye bye!

Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: 2/25/2009 at 10:10 PM Reply with quote
Pimps Up, Hoes Down Location: holed up in the compound

Nice butt, but that is all I remember about him.

AllThatJazz
Posted: 2/25/2009 at 10:18 PM Reply with quote

Fodder boy's tinier than Seakrust. Laugh

owilde69
Posted: 2/26/2009 at 8:22 AM Reply with quote

Quote "Pieces_Of_Trash":
Nice butt, but that is all I remember about him.

Definitely wins best butt, but just a "meh" singer.

abe frohman
Posted: 2/26/2009 at 8:31 AM Reply with quote
The Sausage King of Chicago Location: The Sausage Palace

I love this place.

Otherwise, I'd've gone on thinking I was the only dirty queen to notice that the boy's jeans did him justice. Laugh

FenderBender
Posted: 2/26/2009 at 9:41 AM Reply with quote
Village Idiot Location: in a village

Quote "sunshine8503":
Semi attractive fodder. I predict he sings some lame ballad when it comes to voting ZZZZZZzzzzzzzz
Damn!! I'm hitting you up next time I go to Vegas.

Spazzberry
Posted: 2/26/2009 at 9:48 AM Reply with quote
Location: in a puddle of apathy

he reminded me of Gaspy with his audible intake of air before each line and all the lip licking

risemix
Posted: 2/26/2009 at 11:12 AM Reply with quote
Location: Florida

Did anyone notice the way Seacrest was looking at and fondling him? And the crack he made about him being good-looking?

Ryan totally wants in this guy's pants.

aylexah
Posted: 2/26/2009 at 11:14 AM Reply with quote
Location: Earth

^ Yes Ryan wants him. But most likely only because he actually wants to be the 'bigger man' in the relationship for once.

thefunnystone
Posted: 2/26/2009 at 1:31 PM Reply with quote
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Well after last night, his advancement was obvious. But I can't even see him making top 10, even with frauen support.

badmammerjammer
Posted: 2/26/2009 at 1:33 PM Reply with quote
Location: LETS GO PENS

Fuck this douche. Brenna

thefunnystone
Posted: 2/26/2009 at 1:38 PM Reply with quote
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My boyfriend came down the stairs and said, "Who's this pocket gay?"

I said, "He's not gay. He's a southern religious boy, like Clay Aiken." Laugh

Insane
Posted: 2/26/2009 at 2:07 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Back East, different places

Kris, if you're reading this, brace for a frau attack. RUN!

Well...no. It's too late. You're fucked!

Jenmac
Posted: 2/26/2009 at 2:12 PM Reply with quote
Location: Arkansas

Oh the frau shit started way long ago in these parts. Our local news stations have had stories on him for weeks ad nauseum.

It was hard for me to remember that anyone outside of Arkansas probably didn't have a fucking clue who this guy was. Meanwhile, those of us non-Frau here are tired of hearing about him.

monkeyboy1017
Posted: 2/26/2009 at 2:21 PM Reply with quote

Quote "thefunnystone":
Well after last night, his advancement was obvious. But I can't even see him making top 10, even with frauen support.

Neither do I. I think they'll throw him under the bus in favor of Gokey and Giraud (he'll definitely be a wildcard pick), because, as has often been said, he's too good-looking to go really far.

AllThatJazz
Posted: 2/26/2009 at 2:23 PM Reply with quote

This sucks bigtime. He ruined my first try at the office pool.

Whatevia

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