Alex Ryan

* Age: 17

* Hometown: Glen Rock, NJ

* Audition City: New Jersey

* Facebook

* Twatter

* Tumblr

* Ustream

* YouTube

* Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3kq59YPngA

* Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd6y1oZGbZA

* Glee Audition

Sometimes you can tell people are gay just by looking at them.

Is this his boyfriend or a chick?

Is this his tranny alter-ego?

So if you read this guy's twatter, he has retwatted shit from @4chan, begged @JeffreeStar to follow him, wants to kiss Jeffree Star, and talked about going to see Jeffree Star at Bamboozle. So I looked up Bamboozle and found a video of Chris Crocker making out with Jeffree Star there.

I am still looking for the gay kissing pics.

Wow. And to think I had moved on after seeing his ultra-boring YouTube video. This kid's a treasure trove of VFTW!

Love this kid so far!

I know. I was like NEXT when I watched his lame Glee audition, but his Twatter was a goldmine. He'll probably make it private soon so I saved the whole thing.

Maybe Danny Noriega with more ambition and drive?

Dying for the hot mess to come

He's dressed up as Andrew WK in that last pic.

Haters gon' hate. Whatevia.

A AndrewWK tard? I haven't heard of that guy in 10 years and he only had one good song (if you like hard rock/ heavy metal). I'm definitely cheering for this kid, I'm laughing so hard already

I didn't know who that was. Is he a gay icon of sorts? Apparently Alex likes to watch him on Ramiele's Vagina.

Quote "Keepo":

A AndrewWK tard? I haven't heard of that guy in 10 years and he only had one good song (if you like hard rock/ heavy metal). I'm definitely cheering for this kid, I'm laughing so hard already

He's actually still really active today and pretty respected with his later work. He's also the fucking man.

Makes me kinda like this kid

Andrew WK was a guest on Myndjack Idol and it was pure gold, probably the most hilarious thing during that entire season. He's not metal at all - just mindless party rock.

Yep, looks like we have our second coming of Danny Noriega here, but maybe this one won't be an ingrate.

His Twatter is private now!

HI ALEX! Don't worry, I saved the WHOLE thing.

Anything good? Hopefully a little smarter than Tranny Whoriega, please.

He likes hitting on trannies and going to their shows.

The tranny he's twatting is Jeffree Star:

Nice. At least he has decent taste. Most of our AI contestants are into fuggos.

Oh, and

I love this part of AI, when we imagine a top 12 with people like these, before we remember that they'll be unceremoniously axed after the first voting round.

You were saying?

Whatever I was saying, I take it back.

JeffreeStar is a Ramiele's Vagina whore and pal of Chris Crocker. nuff said.

OK, so this kid's as retarded as Tranny W, then. Too bad for him. He should be good for a couple of good TV moments, at least.

Jeffree loves his fugs, huh?

Alex, why would you want to kiss that after it's been in Christina Cockwhore's mouth? (and possibly Madam's)