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Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 12/28/2010 at 12:22 AM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

Jessica Cunningham

* **Made it to the top 50 on AI9 and Hollywood on AI8

* **Tried out for Idol 7 times

* Age: 25

* Hometown: Portland, Maine

* Audition City: New Jersey

* Facebook (private)

* Twatter

* MySpazz

* Video: Miss Pink Pageant

* Video: AI9 Golden Ticket Interview

* Video: AI9 Gah-roup Round Performance

From her Twatter:

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season 9 american idol contestant made it to the top 46 than they shit canned me now i bartend and am a professional shower singer

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I make one little sassy comment and looky here, it's snowing bitches!! Now its beginning to look a lot like x mas.

<3



Last edited by Fallen Angel Gabriel on 2/24/2011 at 10:13 PM
   
 
Knative07
Posted: 12/28/2010 at 12:25 AM Reply with quote

Also from her twitter:

I just fell flat on my face in target and burned a hole in my pleather pants FAIL

WHAT????Paula

Insane
Posted: 12/28/2010 at 12:27 AM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Back East, different places

Love her. Want to be her for Halloween.

Knative07
Posted: 12/28/2010 at 12:31 AM Reply with quote

She's a Maxim hometown hottie.

LOL

Classy wedding pics.



Last edited by Knative07 on 12/28/2010 at 12:33 AM
Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 12/28/2010 at 12:34 AM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

NAKED PICTURE SCAVENGER HUNT!

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My Profile

Height: 5'2"

Weight: 105 lbs.

Measurements: 32-26-32

Profession: Makeup artist/Singer

Relationship Status: Hooked Up

Favorite Sports Team: Red Sox

Favorite Movie/Actor: Love Taylor Lautner,. My favorite movie is The Hangover.

Go-to karaoke song: Whole Lotta Love Led Zepplin

First Job: Waitress

Piercings/Tattoos (How many? Where?): I have 5 Piercings and 3 tattoos, I'll let you imagine where they all are.

What fun fact, talent, or mutant superpower of yours should guys know about?: I made it to the top 48 of American Idol this Year!! My voice is a cross between Fergie and Jesus.

What's the most memorable pick up line you've ever heard?: "Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by again?" What a horrible pickup line!! He was basically complimenting himself!

What's the craziest thing you've ever done?: The craziest thing I have ever done was when I was trying to learn to back flip on my snowboard. It is so intense being up in the air, but its even crazier when your upside down and backwards.

What's the most unusual place you've ever hooked up? How'd it go?: One day my boyfriend and I were headed to Walmart to pick up some things and we never made it out of the truck in the parking lot. How redneck of me.

What do you feel most comfortable wearing?: I love stilettos, Anything or nothing looks sexy with them on.

Would you rather have boring sex all the time or an amazing romp once a year?: Sex with me is never boring, I always keep my man on his toes.

WhiteMocha
Posted: 12/28/2010 at 12:46 AM Reply with quote

She'd be perfect for VFTW Paula

kiki89
Posted: 12/28/2010 at 12:48 AM Reply with quote
Sockpuppet Location: Coolville

Season 9's golden ticket interviewLoves Victoria Beckham and Danny Gokey is her favorite idol contestant. I like her taste!

fafufan
Posted: 12/28/2010 at 12:48 AM Reply with quote
Location: your mom's pants

no girl on girl pics yet?

Insane
Posted: 12/28/2010 at 12:54 AM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Back East, different places

^^Don't rule it out yet.

Quote "kiki89":
Season 9's golden ticket interviewLoves Victoria Beckham and Danny Gokey is her favorite idol contestant. I like her taste!
Sorry kiki, you lost me at Danny Gokey.

Tip: Check it out. ;)

Knative07
Posted: 12/28/2010 at 12:56 AM Reply with quote

She did a photoshoot for Barstool Sports Magazine. Classy.

LOL

Insane
Posted: 12/28/2010 at 1:02 AM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Back East, different places

Thanks for the find, Knative.

So, she's smokin' hot, has a potty mouth, says basically whatever is on her mind, and likes to do sexy photo shoots?

VFTW Victory

Smartie
Posted: 12/28/2010 at 1:16 AM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

I love her complete lack of dignity and taste. Also her addiction to plastic surgery Laugh

Bibulus
Posted: 12/28/2010 at 3:11 AM Reply with quote
VFTW's Gardener Location: In a Van down by the River

What a perfectly delectable little whore. Definitely the kind of contestant I could really get behind. Almost reminds me of a younger less mongoloid Kara.

kara

smarterthanpickler
Posted: 12/28/2010 at 12:10 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: In your head

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What a perfectly delectable little whore.

Yup, I like her too!

Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 12/28/2010 at 12:54 PM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

Here's a picture of her with that Jason Castro clone we all hated from last year:

joeyharmonic
Posted: 12/28/2010 at 1:23 PM Reply with quote
Laconic Bastard Location: Purrfect's catnip stash

Butterface needs a Hamburger intervention.

she_is_so_random
Posted: 12/28/2010 at 4:48 PM Reply with quote
Location: mother-of-bride land

They'll keep her and give her implants because she looks a little like Katy Perry in the face. Gotta keep the hetero guys interested in the show.

fafufan
Posted: 12/28/2010 at 7:19 PM Reply with quote
Location: your mom's pants

Katy Perry? I was thinking more like a white-trash version of Victoria Beckham.

Smartie
Posted: 12/28/2010 at 7:22 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Victoria Beckham IS white trash.

thefunnystone
Posted: 12/28/2010 at 8:58 PM Reply with quote
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I know I'm saying this a lot to many of the contestants, but I really like her too. Sense of humor, entertaining, looks fun. Let's hope she lives up to it.

she_is_so_random
Posted: 12/28/2010 at 9:21 PM Reply with quote
Location: mother-of-bride land

I just noticed how shopped her pics are. It's like those scary kids on "Toddlers and Tiaras" where they look semi-human.

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