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thefunnystone
Posted: 1/14/2011 at 2:42 PM Reply with quote
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Ashthon Ahmirr’ Jones

•Hometown: Nashville

•Audition City: Nashville

•Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ashthon.jones

•MySpace: http://myspace.com/ashthonjonesmusic

•Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or7Ii4BLZpU

•Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YewIFPMF0eE


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American Idol is certainly at least attempting to find a contemporary recording artist this year. We can see that since someone like Ashthon Jones made it to Hollywood. Ashthon lives in Nashville and she's got a whole Ciara vibe going on in her music video for Like This. The song basically sounds like anything else you'd hear on the radio right now... so is that good or bad? The jury's out on her - she could either be someone we'd like or she could end up dumbing herself down to the point of boredom to try to win the show. Most likely, she's just Hollywood fodder because the producers don't let anyone remotely current through to the finals.


She's in the top 40. Too marketable so they're probably making her fodder.



Last edited by Insane on 6/26/2011 at 6:25 PM
   
 
Cinemaniac86
Posted: 1/16/2011 at 2:31 AM Reply with quote
Location: Paul's Dance Academy.

Her videos are cliché club grinding shit.

"Salsa, Salsa"!

..Also, I felt bad for her having 0 posts.



Last edited by Cinemaniac86 on 1/16/2011 at 2:32 AM
Smartie
Posted: 1/16/2011 at 2:50 AM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

I can't get over her name. Do you need a lisp to pronounce it?

Insane
Posted: 1/16/2011 at 2:54 AM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Back East, different places

I thought it was Ashton, but Haeley started this thread. Or Daffy Duck.



Last edited by Insane on 1/16/2011 at 2:55 AM
Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 1/16/2011 at 3:07 AM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

I thought it was pronounced stupid bitch but I could be wrong.

Smartie
Posted: 1/16/2011 at 5:26 AM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

No I think you're on the right track there, FAG.

thefunnystone
Posted: 1/16/2011 at 12:21 PM Reply with quote
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I think she's just too current for the show. I can't see her doing well singing the stupid 70's and 60's songs they'll force the contestants to do.

Bibulus
Posted: 1/17/2011 at 2:21 AM Reply with quote
VFTW's Gardener Location: In a Van down by the River

I see your Salsa,Salsa! and raise you Like This

...I dunno, if her name didn't remind me so much of a certain cheating scam-artist poodle I might even say I like her.

Mysterioso
Posted: 1/17/2011 at 2:35 AM Reply with quote
CUNT Location: In The Aether

She does seem to have something good going on. This one might be dumped and go on to her own success despite Idol.

Jillian02
Posted: 1/19/2011 at 2:42 PM Reply with quote
Location: Bice Squad & Soul Patrol Hell that is Alabama

Damn she was major ten-finger forehead going on here.

Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 1/19/2011 at 7:23 PM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

She is one of the judges' favourites.

Buckshot
Posted: 1/19/2011 at 7:25 PM Reply with quote
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^^Really? She looks like she should be on Star Trek NOT AI.

thefunnystone
Posted: 1/19/2011 at 7:32 PM Reply with quote
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So let me get this straight... the judges actually like someone who could sell records and not a boring white guy with a guitar?

Huh?

Jillian02
Posted: 1/28/2011 at 9:41 AM Reply with quote
Location: Bice Squad & Soul Patrol Hell that is Alabama

Ashton Jones Road to Hollywood Video

thefunnystone
Posted: 1/28/2011 at 2:59 PM Reply with quote
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No audition means no winning.

LameExcuse
Posted: 1/30/2011 at 9:30 AM Reply with quote

Nigel twatted Ashton's name as one of the girls to look out for in future shows. Perhaps that last audition show before Hollywood Week.

Quote :
@chessguy99 oh no! great girls to come this season. Karen, Pia, Ashthon, Tatynisha, Lakeisha, Julie in SF. There's a lot to still discover!

about 21 hours ago via Echofon in reply to chessguy99

thefunnystone
Posted: 1/30/2011 at 10:05 AM Reply with quote
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Yep, if Nigel tweeted her name, we can be guaranteed she's in that last "Best and Worst of Auditions" episode.

torkid47808
Posted: 2/23/2011 at 4:01 PM Reply with quote

* Removed image * Don't quote pics!

They need that forehead as a landing strip for the Idol jet.

Speaking of landing strips.... Do you think Brett Loewenstern [And no sexual comments about minors! Jesus.]



Last edited by Snotty on 2/23/2011 at 7:31 PM
thefunnystone
Posted: 2/23/2011 at 7:31 PM Reply with quote
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Brett's a minor, knock it off.

Also, don't talk about him in this thread. Back to Ashthon.

Weenrocks
Posted: 2/23/2011 at 7:41 PM Reply with quote
Dreamcrusher Location: Down the rabid whole.

Impressive. Torkid broke four rules with one post. Avi size, pic quote, minor comment, and off-topic. Too bad you're not racist or you'd be a legend 'round these parts.

Idolpickernot
Posted: 2/24/2011 at 3:12 AM Reply with quote

Sh looks like Robin Givens, mike tysons ex wife, Tyson is probably throwing shit at his tv when she's on.



Last edited by Idolpickernot on 2/24/2011 at 3:18 AM
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