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Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 1/15/2011 at 5:11 PM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

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WARNING: Do not watch this video with animals in the room.


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Insane
Posted: 1/15/2011 at 5:58 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Back East, different places

Not at all over the top. [/sarcasm]

ETA: Jebus, nice Madam Lamebot note at 2:45. shock


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Cinemaniac86
Posted: 1/15/2011 at 6:08 PM Reply with quote
Location: Paul's Dance Academy.

Same guy, I think. User of Gabriel's video favorite another version of the first video below.

This dude really chunked-up in a year's time. Should do wonders for his Idol trajectory.

More vids:

"While My Guitar Gently Weeps" (Funny arguing in comments about whether note James hit outdoes Madam)

"Home"


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Mysterioso
Posted: 1/15/2011 at 6:34 PM Reply with quote
CUNT Location: In The Aether

He doesn't seem Cuntry to me, all his songs on YouTube are Classic Rock. And fucking HORRIBLE!

Whole Lotta Love

Chile
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Starbuck
Posted: 1/15/2011 at 7:05 PM Reply with quote
Harbinger of Death Location: Chatting with Bea Arthur via Oujia Board

How DARE he do Whole Lotta Love? That is MADAM'S SONG!

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joeyharmonic
Posted: 1/16/2011 at 5:34 AM Reply with quote
Laconic Bastard Location: Purrfect's catnip stash

Oh brother, he's a Fake Rocker who screams, I can already hear the Mooing. Looks like we have this season's winnah.

ETA: Dude as multiple sob-stories: suffers from Tourettes and Ass-burgers and Dad died of an OD. Just like Idol to exploit someone with these difficulties.

Story

Edited out story. Why would you post that? You know better. - Dave


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joeyharmonic
Posted: 1/16/2011 at 6:15 AM Reply with quote
Laconic Bastard Location: Purrfect's catnip stash

He was the Douchetastic Singer in a Rawk Band called Hollywood Scars. Here's an interview where he says he writes songs about "Sex with Women and Whores" (archived for posterity)

Interview w Hollywood Scars featuring American Idol -James Durbin

Note: compulsive Crotch Grab at 3:52.

Performing "Bad Romance" with Hollywood Scars with spray-on jeans and an over-sized Wallet Chain Laugh

Here's his Whore song

This guy could turn out to be a huge VFTW Victory

ETA: fixed links



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electric bimbo
Posted: 1/16/2011 at 6:27 AM Reply with quote
Location: ......I'm homeless y'all!!!1!

Sloth's long lost twin?

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Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 1/16/2011 at 6:32 AM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

I thought about chopping that into the picture at the top, but I don't think anyone would notice the difference.
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smarterthanpickler
Posted: 1/16/2011 at 12:45 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: In your head

He looks like he has massive constipation.
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Knative07
Posted: 1/16/2011 at 2:15 PM Reply with quote

He needs to perform like this on the show.

On dailymotion


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Insane
Posted: 1/16/2011 at 2:17 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Back East, different places

^^ OMG! VFTW Victory
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chikkijaxun
Posted: 1/16/2011 at 2:20 PM Reply with quote
Location: Playing VLT's and sellin' shmokes

Laugh AWESOME!
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Cinemaniac86
Posted: 1/16/2011 at 2:26 PM Reply with quote
Location: Paul's Dance Academy.

Laugh ^^^It's like Madam and Constantshit merged into one: Madamshit.

"Singin' in the Rain", while choking a (rubber) chicken.


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annielynn
Posted: 1/16/2011 at 2:29 PM Reply with quote
Location: Cowboy Junction

^Wtf? Laugh
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Knative07
Posted: 1/16/2011 at 2:30 PM Reply with quote

He flicks the semen off of his hand when he masturbates the mic stand. Nice touch. I think the crotch grabbing might be part of his turrets.

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joeyharmonic
Posted: 1/16/2011 at 2:55 PM Reply with quote
Laconic Bastard Location: Purrfect's catnip stash

He's an (allegedly) straight version of Madam: the Sparkle Cows will wet themselves over him. Let's hope the turrets kicks-in and he starts yelling obscenities, or grabbing his crotch when talking to Seacrest on live TV.

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electric bimbo
Posted: 1/16/2011 at 2:59 PM Reply with quote
Location: ......I'm homeless y'all!!!1!

Laugh wtf was that?

I love the Goonies shirt too. I'm now certain that he is Sloth's twin. I wonder if he can move his ears independently of each other while stroking the mic stand and singing off key? I'd vote for that, lol!


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Smartie
Posted: 1/16/2011 at 3:04 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Quote "Knative07":
He needs to perform like this on the show.

WHAT?

Well that was interesting.

Is Heidi his gf?
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Mysterioso
Posted: 1/16/2011 at 4:51 PM Reply with quote
CUNT Location: In The Aether

Quote "Knative07":
He needs to perform like this on the show.

WHAT?

Whatever that was,it says "Private" on it when I tried to view it. What was it?
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Smartie
Posted: 1/16/2011 at 4:53 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Doing a very hammy Bohemian Rhapsody in a street to bemused passersby. He's tone deaf at times.
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