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Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 1/15/2011 at 5:30 PM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

Need I say more?



Last edited by Fallen Angel Gabriel on 2/19/2011 at 9:19 AM
   
 
Cinemaniac86
Posted: 1/15/2011 at 5:44 PM Reply with quote
Location: Paul's Dance Academy.

Apparently, this turd burglar was a Grammy nominee in the ever-so-prestigious country categories at 14 y/o. It's unclear whether he received seven nominations or seven submissions and one nominations.

He was at least nominated for 'Best Country Vocal Performer' for his "Rockin' Horse" song.

Either way... Plant Plant Plant

The Battalion Article

Do not quote articles, please. -Insane



Last edited by Cinemaniac86 on 1/15/2011 at 6:21 PM
Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 1/15/2011 at 5:48 PM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

Is this him all growed up?

Idolpickernot
Posted: 1/15/2011 at 5:52 PM Reply with quote

What's up with all the shitkickers.

Insane
Posted: 1/15/2011 at 5:54 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Back East, different places

So he's 23 now. Old enough for the frauen to kick their lust into high gear.

Scotty McBoomhauer's still safe.

fafufan
Posted: 1/15/2011 at 6:25 PM Reply with quote
Location: your mom's pants

The frauen are going to lose their shit over this one.And he's from the south? Yep.I can hear the stampede already..

she_is_so_random
Posted: 1/15/2011 at 6:57 PM Reply with quote
Location: mother-of-bride land

JOHN WAYNE Schulz?? I get that his parents probably think the Duke hung the moon but after John Wayne Gacy, you'd think people would steer clear of that name.

Mysterioso
Posted: 1/15/2011 at 6:59 PM Reply with quote
CUNT Location: In The Aether

He's full of shit about being nominated for a Grammy. I just looked at all the nominations and he's nowhere on it. He has to be talking about submissions, and that means nothing. That article was from April 2002, the nominations aren't even announced at that time of year. Oh, and there is no such category as "Best New Country Artist".

Pickler

Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 1/15/2011 at 8:30 PM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

Yeah, I think it was submissions.

Insane
Posted: 1/15/2011 at 8:39 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Back East, different places

Jeez. Laugh What a sad, pathetic, LYING douche! A made-up grammy nomnomnom in a made-up category? Well...finally a character on this show that sets off my Antoiletta reflex!

Starbuck
Posted: 1/15/2011 at 9:32 PM Reply with quote
Harbinger of Death Location: Chatting with Bea Arthur via Oujia Board

When he was a kid, he looked like a teenaged, pre-Grecian-formula Madam.

I can't get over this guy's name. No one should ever name their child John Wayne anything.

Smartie
Posted: 1/15/2011 at 9:40 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

The good ole boys will lurve him just for the name. His parents must have hated him.

joeyharmonic
Posted: 1/16/2011 at 1:41 AM Reply with quote
Laconic Bastard Location: Purrfect's catnip stash

Michael Sarver in a Stetson. The Frauen usually only go for Rawkers (fake or screeching Divas) or boy-faced Gay men. They really don't go much for a bit of Cuntry.



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Bibulus
Posted: 1/17/2011 at 2:12 AM Reply with quote
VFTW's Gardener Location: In a Van down by the River

Tough call on that one Smartie, for everyone who might associate that name with the Duke, there will be someone else for whom the name will conjure

Smartie
Posted: 1/17/2011 at 2:13 AM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Frauen think that's a funny clown.

Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 1/20/2011 at 4:37 PM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

Knative07
Posted: 1/20/2011 at 5:53 PM Reply with quote

What's the cutoff age for contestants?

Dude looks like he's approaching 40.

MattCS
Posted: 1/20/2011 at 6:05 PM Reply with quote

I live in north central Florida. This guy is probably going to be the one that EVERYONE around here tards over. Excuse me, I need to go buy a gun. lol



Last edited by MattCS on 1/20/2011 at 6:06 PM
likeyourvotescount
Posted: 1/20/2011 at 6:53 PM Reply with quote
VFTW Fantard Location: Chicago

^^^

Joking about guns and crowds is not cool right now.

ItsMeDeb
Posted: 1/20/2011 at 6:58 PM Reply with quote
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Too soon?

likeyourvotescount
Posted: 1/20/2011 at 7:01 PM Reply with quote
VFTW Fantard Location: Chicago

I'm probably overly sensitive. lol

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