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American Idol: Seasons 1-10
~ Chris Golightly / Little Orphan Tranny: Korea hates him too!
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Fallen Angel Gabriel
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Posted: 1/16/2010 at 3:51 PM
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Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec
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Pimped in Preview
Note: This is a 26 year old (pre-op?) MALE.
MySpazz Quote : Hello, My name is Orphan. I was born in San Pedro, CA. Now here is where it begins, when I was three years old I was placed in the system. Growing up without my parents by my side is what I had to accept. As a child it was very rough and I had to stand up on my own two feet. Every holiday was harsh because my parents and my family were never there. Every year was becoming more and more stressful, the older I got the angrier I became. Running away from foster homes etc... every five months made me come to realize I had stories to tell. Ever since I was six years old I was singing and performing. At the age of twelve Rich Mullins inspired me and I started writing. Soonafter, I was chosen to be on a Christmas Musical CD called "Once Upon a Christmas Time." Fortunantly, the system made that possible. Throughout the years my dreams and goals have been expanding. Ever since I was three to the present day that you are reading this, I am still an Orphan ready and dedicated to my music. 
JoesPlace says he's in the Top 24.
From his Facebook: Quote : Basic Information Gender: Male Current location: Orange, CA Birthday: 03 September 1984 Relationship Status: Single Interested in: Women Looking for: Friendship Dating A relationship Networking Religious views: A Believer Personal Information Activities: Music, Acting, Swimming, Going To The Movies, Writing Songs. Hiking and Seeing different Scenes of the world Interests: I'm Down to try everything. Favourite Music: Michael Jackson "POP", R&;B, Rock. Everything that has a Catchy Melody. Favourite TV Programmes: Smallville and that 70's Show, Lost and Prison Break Favourite Films: Romeo+Juliet with "Leo Decaprio" The Original SUPERMAN The Movie "Blindside" Because The Character &; I have So Much In Common. Favourite Books: The Child Called "IT", Holyland Favourite Quotations: All Righty Then About me: I'm A Down To earth Guy that will Say whats on my mind in a Positive way. I'm very easy to get along with And Theres nothing really that gets me upset. Unless I see someone getting Bullied by Someone. I'm Very Outgoing and Sensitive to peoples needs. I care for Peace &; Love and Hope for Love to Someday Reach People all over and Through what they Pretend to be...... I'm very Trusting... And hope you are too.. Contact Information Education and Work University: * Irvine Valley College '07 * Secondary School: * Orange High '02 * Employer: Crystal fitness &; Wellness Position: Receptionist Length of time: June 2009 - Present Location: Lakewood, CA 
Yep, it's another god freak!
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foxydonna
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Posted: 1/16/2010 at 3:58 PM
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Location: Upstate NY
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Orphan, eh? Well, we haven't had one of them for a while! Should make for a good sob story. Wouldn't it be cool to populate the entire top 12 with the best of the sob story contestants. Then, not only would they compete with their performing, they could also try to out-sob story each other.
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SAQUISHA-MISHA
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Posted: 1/16/2010 at 4:13 PM
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Location: IMMA BLOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP!
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Oh i am not surprised! I knew it! 
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Insane
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Posted: 1/16/2010 at 4:36 PM
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Location: Back East, different places
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It's like Poodlehead Guarini and Corey Clark had a butt baby with a sob story. Over it after three seconds. 
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Keepo
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Posted: 1/16/2010 at 4:49 PM
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Location: Stuck in video game hell with a broken keyboard...
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Thats a guy? 
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Fallen Angel Gabriel
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Posted: 1/16/2010 at 4:50 PM
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Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec
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Smartie
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Posted: 1/16/2010 at 5:08 PM
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Anorexia Face
Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O
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Quote : Favourite Books: The Child Called "IT" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Child_Called_%22It%22 Quote : A Child Called "It": One Child's Courage to Survive is Dave Pelzer's 1995 autobiographical account of his alleged abuse as a child by an alcoholic mother, Catherine Roerva. It was published on September 1, 1995. Surviving a childhood of not only severe abuse by his mother, but the apparent apathy to his plight by his father, the boy Dave suffered one of the most severe documented cases of child abuse in California history. Supporting Pelzer's story is schoolteacher Athena Konstan of Daly City, who wrote, "In my 31 years of teaching, David Pelzer was the most severely abused child I have ever known."[1] His brother Richard Pelzer, who wrote the book A Brother's Journey, argues that there was abuse in the family but disputes many of David's claims and questions his ethics and marketing tactics. Pelzer's website claims the book was nominated for the Pulitzer Prize; however, according to a Guardian profile, it was merely submitted to the prize board, a process open to any work of literature.[2] It can therefore be considered a submission but not a nominee. |
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Fallen Angel Gabriel
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Posted: 1/16/2010 at 5:21 PM
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Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec
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I thought he identified with being called "It" because no one could figure out his gender.
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thefunnystone
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Posted: 1/16/2010 at 5:24 PM
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I already can't stand him. Who whines about being an orphan? Get the fuck over it.
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smarterthanpickler
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Posted: 1/16/2010 at 5:41 PM
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Location: In your head
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If this douche were my kid, I'd orphan him too.
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joeyharmonic
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Posted: 1/16/2010 at 7:22 PM
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Laconic Bastard
Location: Purrfect's catnip stash
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We can blame Gokey for contestants amping their sob-stories this season. He got a disproportionate amount of air-time by pimping out his dead wife.
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AllThatJazz
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Posted: 1/16/2010 at 7:59 PM
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I thought the reference was to "IT" the clown horror tale. Quote "Insane": It's like Poodlehead Guarini and Corey Clark had a butt baby with a sob story. Over it after three seconds.  Let me guess, he's worked hard on his MJ falsetto.
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Cinemaniac86
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Posted: 1/16/2010 at 10:54 PM
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Location: Paul's Dance Academy.
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As soon as I looked at the second, churchy picture, I immediately had a horrifying vision of that Brillo-headed fundie cuntweasel winner of Australian Idol 1, Guy Sebastian. It's difficult to tell which is more hideous, but I'll go with this tranny because of the horrid contrast of hair to face. Chris Gofuckoff. 
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Snotty
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Posted: 1/17/2010 at 4:40 AM
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Location: limbo
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Pre-op picture 
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Cinemaniac86
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Posted: 1/17/2010 at 6:02 AM
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Location: Paul's Dance Academy.
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Aw. It's Little Orphan Trannie! Actually.... 
Can't believe I didn't notice it before, but then I read the thread title aloud and it clicked.  It's Dil*! *SPOILER: Tranny from The Crying Game--Incredible film.
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sunshine8503
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Posted: 1/17/2010 at 7:53 AM
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Suck it, Bitches!
Location: Self-important hypocrite & sadistic net nerd
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He is going to be the Gokey of the season 
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WaterMyPlant
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Posted: 1/17/2010 at 2:23 PM
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Location: Hoping I'm not the only sane person left in my state.
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Are we sure he didn't leave home at three for being saddled with that last name. I mean, isn't that the name of a colonoscopy prep?
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Mugsy
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Posted: 1/21/2010 at 2:52 PM
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Location: And, it DO take nerve.
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^^  I saw his name on the top 24 list on the front page, and that's just what I was coming to this thread to post. It is a rather unfortunate name indeed, especially if he becomes a frau magnet of the hot flash- and colonoscopy-age set. Although, the colonoscopy prep is spelled, "GoLYTELY," it is pronounced the same. It is now availabe in pineapple flavor, and I am still waiting for Carolb's answer on which is the best flavor.
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houster
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Posted: 1/21/2010 at 8:13 PM
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Location: Long Island, New York
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Maybe he should dress up like Audrey Hepburn, as Holly Golightly in "Breakfast At Tiffany's" and sing "Moon River", duetting it with Andy Williams on satellite from Branson. The next week? "And I said, what about, Breakfast at Tiffany's" wearing a Deep Blue Something one-hit wonder outfit.
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Fallen Angel Gabriel
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Posted: 1/21/2010 at 9:36 PM
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Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec
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Too bad this isn't X Factor or he could have back-up dancers. 
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Bibulus
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Posted: 1/22/2010 at 4:44 AM
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Location: In a Van down by the River
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I thought he already was on X-factor? 
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