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Canook
Posted: 5/21/2006 at 12:31 PM Reply with quote
Location: inside Amanda Chile's leather pants

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- Cher Maendel is from Manitoba.

- Auditioned 3 times. Got cut before celebrity judges round in CI1. Got cut in the Top 48 in CI2. Made the Top 32 in CI3 and failed to get into the Top 10.

- Most pimped contestant in CI history. Cher's audition was featured in CI2 (she was shaking her ass). In the Toronto rounds, she complained to the camera that her luggage was lost. Her solo performance was shown briefly. She returned in CI3 as a "rocker chick". In CI3, Cher was the only contestant to be featured in all events of the Toronto rounds (solo, group performance, duet, and final solo). In her final solo before making the Top 32, she was the only contestant featured to sing one whole minute of her song. Other contestants, however, were only given 5 second worth of airtime. After her final solo performance, we hear her say her infamous quote "I FINALLY SHOWED THEM I CAN SING!"

- Pimping of Cher is probably due to the producer's desperation to put a Manitoban in the Top 10. The province of Manitoba has yet to be represented in the Top 10.

- Cher was placed in Group 1 in the semi-finals (the most talented group of contestants in CI history). She also had the "pimp spot" by going last. She butchered "Bohemian Rhapsody" with only an acoustic piano as the background. Cher got ridiculous amount of praise from all four judges that night when it was clear that the seven other contestants before her outsang and outperformed her.

- Unfortunately for Cher, she did not make the Top 10. Worse of all, she did not even make the Top 3 in her group. Even worse, she did not get invited back for the wildcard round. And even MUCH worse, the contestants that performed last (pimp spots) in Groups 2, 3, and 4 all made the Top 10 except for her. Basically, she was a lock in the Top 10 until she sabotaged herself by singing "Bohemian Rhapsody." It made Constantine's rendition brilliant! This is proof that pimping in Canadian Idol NEVER works!

- Luckily for Cher, she can audition again and again and again! Top 32 contestants are allowed to audition again. Maybe she can finally show us she can sing for many years to come!

   
 
Destiny's Champion
Posted: 5/21/2006 at 2:17 PM Reply with quote
Location: Toronto

I loved all of group 1 including Cher, minus Dariah. Did she really audition again? Or was she just one of those guest judges?

thefunnystone
Posted: 5/21/2006 at 3:09 PM Reply with quote
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Who likes the Cher smilie?

:icansing

"I finally showed them I can sing!"

Vee Eff Tee Dubya
Posted: 5/22/2006 at 8:19 AM Reply with quote
Location: I'm in Amsterdam, and I'm smoking some good shit

That tank should be an official emoticon.

As an aside, one of these days I'm gonna branch out with other tanks.

A tank running over Kaleb after he says "Room Temperature", for example.

Canook
Posted: 5/22/2006 at 10:01 AM Reply with quote
Location: inside Amanda Chile's leather pants

Im sure you'll be running over new media whores in a few days.

Canook
Posted: 6/1/2006 at 8:54 PM Reply with quote
Location: inside Amanda Chile's leather pants

:icansing :icansing :icansing :icansing :icansing

Canook
Posted: 7/10/2006 at 4:42 PM Reply with quote
Location: inside Amanda Chile's leather pants

Cher gets no love around here... Mikalah Paula

Canook
Posted: 9/25/2006 at 11:18 AM Reply with quote
Location: inside Amanda Chile's leather pants

Cher needs some love too.

allybumblebee
Posted: 9/25/2006 at 11:44 AM Reply with quote
Location: That Place In Canada.

Quote "canookiansuckster":
Cher needs some love too.

we already have an annoying cher... we don't need another...

dissimilis
Posted: 10/16/2006 at 8:42 PM Reply with quote
Location: Manhattan

CI4 sucked. And the reason was there was no Cher.

I mean last year she showed them she can SING! She should have been back to show them she can make the top TEN!

I &;lt;3 her. Best.bad.CI.contestant.ever.

Canook
Posted: 10/17/2006 at 5:35 AM Reply with quote
Location: inside Amanda Chile's leather pants

diss!

Finally you posted in Cher's thread!

Somewhere in Canada, she's trying to show some record producer that SHE CAN SING! &;lt;3

dissimilis
Posted: 10/17/2006 at 6:33 AM Reply with quote
Location: Manhattan

She should come to New York! I could surely help her get her career off the ground.

I'm gonna have to watch the CI3 Toronto eps again just to relive the greatness that was the "Cher episodes"

Is she not the only person from CI2 &;; CI3 to perform last in their group and not make top 10? That takes talent!

Nigel Lies
Posted: 10/17/2006 at 12:03 PM Reply with quote

I finished watching the CI2 auditions last weekend and finally got to see the booty-shaker in action. I'm looking forward to see what she did in Toronto.

Canook
Posted: 10/17/2006 at 3:09 PM Reply with quote
Location: inside Amanda Chile's leather pants

You are in for a treat.

The first four/five episodes should've been titled CI (Cher Idol).

thedup
Posted: 10/17/2006 at 3:27 PM Reply with quote
Location: London, Ontario, Canada

i never got to see the auditions for season 2, I would love to see them

where did you find them NL?

Canook
Posted: 11/1/2006 at 4:52 AM Reply with quote
Location: inside Amanda Chile's leather pants

GUESS WHO HAS MYSPACE?!?!?!?

Cher's myspace

VFTW Victory VFTW Victory VFTW Victory

SmellsLikeHome
Posted: 11/1/2006 at 5:32 AM Reply with quote

Your new avarat frightens me :janaybot

Nigel Lies
Posted: 11/1/2006 at 11:29 AM Reply with quote

Quote :
I'm just a girl who loves to sing and will try to live my dreams as long as I'm breathing!

Christy Jones, is that you?

Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 11/1/2006 at 1:09 PM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

This thread needs more pics!

This is from before she FINALLY showed them she could sing.

Don't you like the roll of fat hanging over the top of my ugly skirt?

I'm too good to compete, but I'm not too good to present cheques.

Chervatar anyone?

Banner?

Canook
Posted: 11/1/2006 at 2:52 PM Reply with quote
Location: inside Amanda Chile's leather pants

&;lt;3 &;lt;3 &;lt;3

thefunnystone
Posted: 11/1/2006 at 5:43 PM Reply with quote
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Canookian, you really should correct the spelling in the thread title. Laugh

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