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chillsmetothebone
Posted: 7/3/2006 at 2:12 AM Reply with quote

First off, what is this thing and why is it so fat? Secondly, she should shoot her hairdresser but that would probably mean she'd be committing suicide. And turdly, her motto is "Suck it up." I don't think anything else needs to be said.



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thefunnystone
Posted: 7/3/2006 at 4:06 AM Reply with quote
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"Even if it means me taking a chubby, I'll suck it up!"

Straighter than Clay
Posted: 7/3/2006 at 9:45 AM Reply with quote

There was some real serious discussion going on at another board about whether or not Craig is a FTM transsexual. Some are convinced.

SmellsLikeHome
Posted: 7/13/2006 at 6:52 AM Reply with quote

This one fails to impress me. He just seems to sing the song with nothing special added on to it. He's very similar to Sarah Loverock in that sense.

Canook
Posted: 7/13/2006 at 6:56 AM Reply with quote
Location: inside Amanda Chile's leather pants

He's gonna win this. The Newfoundland voters gets closer and closer each year.

CI1: 5th place

CI2: 4th place

CI3: 2nd place

Paula

Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 7/13/2006 at 6:59 AM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

I used to think his voice was so high because it hadn't broken yet but I'm starting to think maybe his voice HAS changed and he's just really really gay.

Ellen
Posted: 7/13/2006 at 8:21 AM Reply with quote
Location: Around

She's the only one who's impressed me all season. I really like her.

*hides*

Of course, I probably don't need to be apologizing for liking her since she'll be eliminated soon like all other good contestants on this show.

Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 7/13/2006 at 9:22 AM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

I think she may have a good chance of winning actually.

Sangrientos
Posted: 7/13/2006 at 9:33 AM Reply with quote

What kind of parents let their kids get tattoos at 16?

..She has a hauntingly beautiful voice....but that hair..feh.

Silhouette
Posted: 7/13/2006 at 9:35 AM Reply with quote
AYTWI Winner & VFTW Radio Co-Host

I know; Craig has been a bad girl, getting tattoos behind her parent's back. She should be Brenna ! Who wants to volunteer?

Sangrientos
Posted: 7/13/2006 at 9:40 AM Reply with quote

You might not get your hand back from that thing.

SmellsLikeHome
Posted: 7/13/2006 at 11:36 AM Reply with quote

I think it's wearing a wig...

Paula Abdul
Posted: 7/13/2006 at 7:08 PM Reply with quote
Location: Back in Nackawic!

Quote "Fallen Angel Gabriel":
I used to think his voice was so high because it hadn't broken yet but I'm starting to think maybe his voice HAS changed and he's just really really gay.
Laugh

WhydoIwatchthis?
Posted: 7/14/2006 at 7:56 PM Reply with quote
Location: Now in New Brunswick

I am glad to see this board is over run by 12 year olds.

Potty Ninja
Posted: 7/14/2006 at 9:24 PM Reply with quote
Location: Back for CI6 mufukkaaaas

Quote "WhydoIwatchthis?":
I am glad to see this board is over run by 12 year olds.

250 posts and you just don't get the point.

Nigel Lies
Posted: 7/15/2006 at 5:44 AM Reply with quote

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What kind of parents let their kids get tattoos at 16?

I agree. This was the first thing that weirded me out about him, even more than his androgynous appearance. Tattoos are a pretty big decision to make, being that they don't come off easily. And his are pretty huge.

Either he's trying to compensate for something, or he enjoys the pain of the needle.

And whydoiwatchthis, your soapbox is creaking. Because 1.) Simon Cowell would probably say some of the same stuff that's on this thread if this were AI, and 2.) Craig is flaunting his androgyny because it fits his vocal style and sets him apart from the pack. If he wanted to, he could chop the Cloud Strife hair and wear some frickin' flannel to boost his masculinity, but he doesn't.

Being that we are a satirical Web site, people are bound to make jokes about Craig straddling the gender line. I'm keeping my eyes open to ensure that the jokes don't unravel into hatred toward the guy, but I'm not going to turn politically correct and say, "No! You can't joke about the elephant in the living room."

thefunnystone
Posted: 7/15/2006 at 6:18 AM Reply with quote
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Besides, Canadian Idol is like the Androgynous Parade, with that creepy Celine Dion lookalike who won season 2, Dariyah from last season, and Craig from this season. Apparently, they need the token young gay boy who sounds and looks like a female to complete the top 10 every year. Not that there's anything wrong with them, but it's an odd pattern to have someone like that in the top 10 every year.

WhydoIwatchthis?
Posted: 7/16/2006 at 1:16 PM Reply with quote
Location: Now in New Brunswick

Quote "Potty Ninja":
Quote "WhydoIwatchthis?":
I am glad to see this board is over run by 12 year olds.

250 posts and you just don't get the point.

The point that 3 or 4 of you are immature assholes? Yeah I certainly get that point.

The point that a few of you take the real fun out of posting here? Yeah that one hit me in the head.

The point that the same 3 or 4 assholes share one braincell between them, yet number 2 dropped it in a ditch somewhere? Yep everyone gets that point.

I look forward to when the assholes graduate from middle school.

WhydoIwatchthis?
Posted: 7/16/2006 at 1:34 PM Reply with quote
Location: Now in New Brunswick

Oh and Nigel Lies...surely you notice the substandard quality of posts in this section, compared to the posts for AI?

HBIC
Posted: 7/16/2006 at 1:57 PM Reply with quote

I sort of hope that Craig wins. I would love seeing people try to market him.

Nigel Lies
Posted: 7/16/2006 at 1:58 PM Reply with quote

Quote :
Oh and Nigel Lies...surely you notice the substandard quality of posts in this section, compared to the posts for AI?

Sometimes you have a point... I prefer my snark with a wink and a smile, not with a snarl.

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